Open Letters To Musicians (bling)

Predator · 05-13-2008, 10:17 PM

Dear Carrie Underwood,

I can understand your being upset about him cheating, but I think a strongly worded letter would have worked out better. Based on your description he put a lot of work in to his truck and it was wrong of you to cause so much damage because he thought another girl would be more fun. I really don't think I could blame him for cheating on you. Based on your reaction, I couldn't imagine what being in a relationship with you would be like. Did you put a boot through his TV for working late? I think you should take the time to seek anger management counseling. I really think it would be for the best.

Matt.

P.S.
Is the next album going to have the song "I'm a bull dykes prison bitch because I was convicted of malicious destruction of personal property"?

P.P.S.S.
Can I see your boobs?

05-13-2008, 10:17 PM	#19 (permalink)
Predator Whatever Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 344	Dear Carrie Underwood, I can understand your being upset about him cheating, but I think a strongly worded letter would have worked out better. Based on your description he put a lot of work in to his truck and it was wrong of you to cause so much damage because he thought another girl would be more fun. I really don't think I could blame him for cheating on you. Based on your reaction, I couldn't imagine what being in a relationship with you would be like. Did you put a boot through his TV for working late? I think you should take the time to seek anger management counseling. I really think it would be for the best. Matt. P.S. Is the next album going to have the song "I'm a bull dykes prison bitch because I was convicted of malicious destruction of personal property"? P.P.S.S. Can I see your boobs? __________________ Jack be nimble Jack be quick I be a lunatic The answer is hidden in plain view. [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]