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My Favorite:
an abbreviation for "dick and cheese". A nickname for guys who don't wash their crotches correctly Person 1: Whooo... smells like dick and cheese dawg... Person 2: Yeah...smells like DAC Person 3: Well no shit, DAC passed by didn't he? Person 4: Yeah Devin just passed by |
Oh and my real name, Tyler:
1. tyler Originating from the movie "Fight Club", Tyler is used to describe one who is extremely sexy and bad ass. "ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh my god, look at him he's such a TYLER." 2. tyler A tyler is a person whos is always popular. There are usually to kinds of tyler. A popular, athletic and hot one. Then a loner, stoner, goth one. All the girls love him and they teachers love him too. He always gets the class laughing. If your name is Tyler there is a really good chance that you have a big dick! "Man i wish i was popular, then the girls would like me, and the school would know me as a Tyler." |
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Jackhammer:
1. jackhammer 1. A sexual manuver of constant re-penetration; basically taking the **** in an out of the vagina (or anus) repeatedly, in a 'jackhammer'-like motion / or jacking off on a chick's face from a really short distance away 2. Jackhammer A sexual position similar to Doggystyle, but you lift her legs off the ground. Then you stand, forcing her body to be arranged at a downward angle. It is named for the resemblence of a construction worker pounding away on a jackhammer Jim: Can we go fr Doggy tonight? Alicia: Doggy is getting boring, lets mix it up, JACKHAMMER ME!! Jim: Who's your daddy bitch 3. Jackhammer the sexual act of a man repeatitively penetrating a woman's entry hole with rapid up and down movements similiar to that of a jackhammer Alex jackhammered Jody so hard that she could not walk the next day. It's a nickname that an old gf gave to me :D |
Tom
Has extreme likeness to a Matt. A Sexy Best. 'Toms' Are known to be genius' and to be extremely skilled and gifted in the field of literature. Commonly seen without a shirt due to their exemplary physique. Toms also are known to have great moral values and being very sensitive to a womans needs. Girl 1: *Cries* Girl 2: What's wrong?! Girl 1: My boyfriend just broke up with me Girl 2: I can't believe it. He just seemed so... so... Girl 1: So Tom? Yeah, I know. |
1. Jamie
The king of stealing, is a ****ing criminal mastermind of stealing. Is never caught and is very mischeivious. 'you a complete jamie dude'....'i cant beleive you just pulled a jamie' |
1. Nathan 906 up, 498 down :bringit:
The end product of an accident. Mom and Dad got too frisky one night, and now we're stuck with Nathan. 2. Nathan 554 up, 269 down :crazy: A term used to describe an especially perky boner in public that is unable to be hidden. That hot-ass bitch from Accounting strutted around the office wearing a booty-hugging skirt, which gave Julio a total nathan that he had to hide behind his desk. 3. Nathan 462 up, 230 down 1. A large penis that can't fit into a girl's vagina. 2. A boner-like penis that is dificult to hide in a horny situation. 1. Damn dude, you couldn't fit your Nathan into her vagina.. is it really that big? 2. Yeah, there was this hot chick I saw in a porno at the store... it totally gave me a Nathan. 4. Nathan 214 up, 120 down :tramp: 1.) A man who is often considered a god to woman, a real gentleman playa-pimp who knows who how to pull the woman in so hard they get **** whiplash Oh FAWK. did you see how quick Nathan ****ed those 4 bitches from the club the other night. 2)someone who every one loves. person 1-omg... that guy over there is a right Nathan person 2-how do u know??? he's mine!!! person 1-wtf........ person 2-die bitch |
5. Matt
An extremely good looking male, otherwise known as a Sexy Beast. Throughout history, Matts have been known to be an exceptional specimen of the human male. The 'Matt' are often popular due to their social adeptness. Girl 1: Hey, did you see that new movie 300? It was kick ass. Girl 2: Of course! It was like a movie of 300 half-naked Matts! 14.Matt A man with no arms and no legs lying on the floor, especially if lying near a door or entryway. Hey! Don't walk on my new rug! Wipe your dirty feet on Matt. 23. Matt One who is so monumentally insecure that he resorts to posting his own name "Matt" on urban dictionary, making the definition so absurdly self-flattering in order to compensate for his insignificant "member" Chris: Dude, did you see how many positive definitions there were for the name Matt on Urban Dictionary? 28. Matt A smarty-pants who goes on "Jeopardy" and wins $16,000. Normally has a short haircut with a long annoying braid, but cuts it off before starting high school. He will possibly become a billionaire or an evil dictator. His goal in life is to rule the world, and make everyone who was mean to him become slaves. He also commonly an atheist. Person 1: Did you see that freaky dude in Geometry? Person 2: Better be careful though, he's a Matt. He might make you his slave one day. |
Antonia
Someone who is extremely attractive, but unfortunately is a total bitch. Antonia is interchangeable with the word Walter excluding the attractive part. Damn man, she's hot! Yeah I know but she's also a f*ckin' tease. What a f*ckin' Antonia. Yeah if only she wasn't a bitch... Hmm..... well I can be bitchy at times..... |
1. William
A charismastic, charming, handsome, respectful and chivalrous gentleman of high upbringing. A 'Prince Charming' so to speak in many aspects. My god...he was the man of my dreams...such a William... 3. William The perfect boyfriend; someone who will stay on the phone with you just because, someone who opens doors for you, someone who makes you feel warm and fuzzy inside whenever you're near them. They generally are funny, and tease you a lot. But you never care. My William makes me so happy! 4. william 424 up, 220 down someone who has selective hearing, and has a habit of ignoring people. why are you such a william today, you keep ignoring me. Lol that's class :D |
my name is juan, according to this dictionary its the coolest name you can have, and also an arsehole with a small penis.
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Kryptonite:
Strong a** Weed Karissa: karissa is a f*****g drop dead sexy girl her - nexopia is littlecutie* What's a nexopia? |
Jacob:
very reasonably nice guy who girls adore and is good at talking and if moms talked to him they would love him!! he knows what he wants and trys hard at keeping what he gots!! has a very beautiful girlfriend named emily and a goofy friend named cupcake!! he is not a geeky math asian with a small penis!! |
anticipation
The feeling you feel when you feel you're going to feel a feeling you've never felt before. |
Alex
noun. Someone that is of extreme greatness. Often considered as a god in some religions. Also means cool. but I also like Alex To make a statement that in no way has any relevance to the current conversation |
1. Nikki
Probably, and by probably I mean it's highly likely that Nikki is the most badass supah fly baller you'll ever meet. She's also a sex fiend who loves Newports and coffee. Nikki needs no example, she is the example 3. Nikki A supachicka who does nothing but dance, drink, fluff her hair for maximum volume, and wear those friggin Bape shoes. |
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Dan:
noun A man of unusual humor, consistently finding strange, and lewd comments amusing and/or entertaining in a way as to prevoke violent and uncontrolled outbursts of laughter. Accurate. |
Pretty much all of my entries were uncannily spot on.
1. Charles The sexiest thing one the freaking Earth. The ****ing hottest person in the world. Damn, i really wanna **** that Charles. I hope that Charles notices me tonight. Damn that Charles is ****ing fine! 2. Charles An extremely selfish guy, everything he does is for his benefit and his benefit only. He doesn't care about others feelings, only about his own. Never believe any promises he makes, as he is very likely to break them according to his liking. But watch out because he knows how to sweet talk. He almost always gets what he wants, and he is very proud of it. He must enjoy breaking girls hearts. Yeah, Charles will just break her heart too 3. Charles Pronoun: "Charles" refers to only the world's greatest and sexiest Irishman. Sports the world's greatest smile; he's hot, hilarious, humble. Well known for his impish personality, he exudes mischief and fun at all times. He is the most giving person in the world; ready to listen at the drop of a hat whether it's midnight or 3 pm or go kick some serious ass when needed. He believes in the "3 F's": Faith, Family, and Finances. (You don't cross any of them... ) Is destined to either marry an Italian before 30 or join Mount Saint Mary's at 35. Once graduated from the country's greatest school (for those who don't know... that's UVA) he will be wreaking havoc on 6-7th graders having them prove infinity while he comes up with a new number system and re-structures relativity. He's known and respected by all, deeply loved by a close few. je t'aime, mon lutin! 1) An example of his effect: the diva: Where were you last night? le petite: With Charles... the diva: Damn...look at you, you're glowing again. 2) To explain his charming good looks: the diva and le petite, as Charlie walks by: "Handsome as a lion dat one... I could stare at dat back side allll daaaay." 4. Charles A crazy alter ego that a blacked out friend frequently morphs into. Charles often yells "yung money!" and "neck, maurice" when Charlesed out. These are usually the two indications that one has changed into Charles. Charles is also unusually agressive, always looking to fight. Every question is answered with "shut the **** up." Charles: "Yung money, bada bada bee, maurices pieces!!" Me: "Well, it looks like Charles is partying with us tonight" |
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All mine were really boring by people obviously in love with an Emily, but here's a decent gem:
An Emily, is one who rides unicorns. All Emily's have the magic talent to ride a unicorn anywhere they want. Normally the unicorn is pink, but sometimes can be other colors, like dark pink. If you see an Emily, make sure you bring up the topic about unicorns, and watch as she she goes on and on about them. Unicorns are very special to Emily's and it's easy to know what to get an Emily for her birthday! Danielle: Look, it's a girl riding a unicorn way up in the sky! Jenny: Oh, it must be an Emily! Look at her go! |
1. Justin
Sexy, without flaw, loving, kindhearted, name for someone that is special to you, thoughtful. 1:Hey, honey 2:Hey 1:I bought you some flowers 2:Your such a Justin, I love you!!! 2. Justin a ridiculously huge cock he's hung like justin 3. Justin 1. an awesome dude who could take over the world 2.genious 3.has tons of friends person 1: i just got back from taking over the world and curing the common cold with my 67630 friends person 2: You're a real justin 4. Justin -One of the sweetest guys you will ever meet. Any girl would be lucky to call him hers. He's very thoughtful, handsome, hilarious, and adorable. Although he is shy, once he starts to open-up, he will become a great friend. Man of every girls' dreams. A prince came Justin time. 5. Justin One who has a huge cock and please's the ladies. Look at him! He is like a Justin! 2 and 5 are pretty much spot on. |
Tom
the man responsbile for the monstrosity known as "myspace", owner and operator of said site, and consequently the man blamed every time myspace is down. "god damnit! myspace shit the bed again. fuck you tom!" Tom Clancy Whoever think this guy doesn't write good books is f***ing retarted. Patriot Games and Rainbow Six are two of the greatest books of all time, and if you don't think so you probably can't read. Either that or you haven't actually read his books. Tom Clancy is one of the best authors of all time. He also has awesome movies and video games. Tom Clancy Kicks Ass! |
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Emily A crazy ****ing bitch who I'd love to party with, but would be terrified of meeting in a dark alley when she was high on crystal meth, or holding a ceremonial dagger at a Satanic rite. What I would be doing at a Satanic rite is really none of your business, but nobody would even question Emily's involvement. It was probably her idea in the first place. Dude, Emily got so wasted at the part last night and started doing the Macarena on a coffee table. #epic Oh my god! Please don't kill me, Emily! I've got kids! Quote:
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Roger
To roger is an English slang term commonly used to mean have sexual intercourse. However, it is used only for men towards Women, and not the other way round. It is also commonly used to describe the taking of a woman from behind. I am going to roger her. I rogered her something stupid. I rogered her up the arse. |
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Loren:
Actually Loren is super awesome, and tall. Anyone named Loren not Lauren is kick ass. Anyone named Lauren, is a snotty little bitch. shes got a hot face. and shes like, awsomely cool. she funy sweet, fun to talk to.. just a person to be around... ill get super glue so im always around her. HA! happy days every day with this one lorens r hot:D The finest girl ever. To have a sexy smile. |
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this is actually really sad (and kind of spooky because this person's birthday is 08/21, mine's 08/12....)
Rissa is short for Merissa-Rissa-Bo-Bissa, The Supreme Most Coolest Kick-Ass Thug Hoe Bitch of the Universe, my chewbacca-noise-making giggle-bot. Rissa was amazing, hilarious, incredible, off-the-wall, unique, inspired, one in six billion, creative, sweet, beautiful, outrageous, dreamlike. Rissa was my idol. Rest in peace, gorgeous. You were too extraordinary for this world. 08.21.1984 - 07.11.2006 I will love Rissa forever. I can't believe Rissa is gone. Rissa was amazing. My world is empty without Rissa. RIP namesake sister, you sound like a lovely girl. |
Liam aka P.I.M.P
Often found with bitches and a pimping stick with a gold handle. "I once saw this guy dressed in a cape with a golden cane. He was like a ****ing shepherd, with hundreds of bitches swinging of his cock. They were all screaming somthing that sounded like liam! But it could have been heaven? The bitches were touching his cape and getting backhands left right and center. Now thats a PIMP if I ever saw one" Liam A guy (or girl who wanted a change - totally open minded :P) who has the name Liam, is the sexiest person you know. Definatly a body to die for, and a smile that'll make you weak at the knees. If you have a Liam, or know one, you're the luckiest girl (or guy, again, I'm TOTALLY open minded, haha) in the world! Woahh, that dude's a total Liam. Liam A wonderful person full of enthusiasum and fun. Liam will always have a shoulder to cry on unless they are both occupied wich will happen alot because he is such a kind positive guy. Your world feels like its upside down and and you carry a long frown. All you need is a brit a (european), all you need is a liam. Liam A term used for an incredibly good looking man, with an impecable dress sense. Can also be used to describe someone with a penis of at least 7 inches. 'Man look at him he's definatly a liam' 'look at the size of that!!, must be a liam' Liam Pimped out machine, ripped, gun, tank, homie g, gangsta "the creature known as liam has the beauty to distract the eyes of everyone it walks by, its god like features are matched by none, except the ripped beauty only known as Sam" |
One who is godly strong, majestically powerfull. Generally have very large testies. Can break a bitch in bed.
A name mostly used in Belgium or the Netherlands. It rather comes of as a gay-sounding version of the Anglo-Saxon name 'Michael'. Though exceptions may exist, most people named 'Michiel' are rather nerdy. They wear proudly their prepubescent facial hair and most of them have god-awful Justin Bieber-like hairstyles. Since most of them -again : exceptions may exist- are bullied they spend their living days smoking marihuana leftovers. It has been reported that a couple of people named 'Michiel' all spend their weekends playing Runescape on their computers while they had cucumbers inserted in their anuses. Scientists have yet to decide wheter it's a coincidence or not. |
Apparently I'm "of the sea" and the most amazing girl you will ever meet.
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There is no entry for Deryck. NO, **** you! With a Y and a CK! I carried that cross for over 25 years, I ain't goin back to bein' Derek again. Boring ****. I can't alright? I just ... can't! You don't know what it was like. My new identity gives me everything I ever needed and I won't give it up! Stay back! I'm not ****ing kidding! I know how to use this!
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