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Here are my favorites. 1. ashley a bad ass mother****er who who won't take no **** off of nobody 2. ashley the most beautiful woman ive ever met and the love of my life 5. ashley A person that likes to randomly get pissed at you for no reason. 6. ashley A fly, crazy, fresh, princess, ditzy, beautiful, gangster, barbie, diva, fun, irritating, badass, playertastic, indescribable; young lady who always looks her best. not many can handle her. someone who is talked about; on a regular basis. but doesnt give a ****kk. someone who knows what she deserves and won't settle for anything less. She just floats with ease, and never struggles with anything she does. She must always meet the expectations and live up to her rightful name of the awesomest person everyone knows. 7. ashley 1. Another name for acetylsalicylic acid; good for headaches. |
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2. Dustin Used to describe persons who attend formal places wearing shorts. "Did you see that guy at the funeral wearing shorts?" "OMG tell me about it - what a Dustin" |
2. Zack
(adj,noun) The greatest nigga alive. He is the best at everything. Everyone loves him. see also Beast or Dat Nigga 1st Girl: "Let me tell you...John was ****ing me so good that when he told me to say his name I yelled out Zack." 2nd Girl: "Too bad he doesn't have a gorilla **** like the real Zack the Greatest. Damn straight. |
Alex
2. Someone that is of extreme greatness. Often considered as a god in some religions. Also means cool. Yeah :D |
1. Stephenie
Often thought of as a writer by those other than herself, obsessed with being bitten by a vampire in some dark alley in Italy I am not a Stephenie! I can't write 700 pages in two days! |
Sam
Sam means the name of one person who is: Super At Masterbation "I bet your not Sam...like me" :laughing: |
^^A wanker then, in other words
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sam sam is a very common name. it is usually given to people who are very cool indeed. people by the name sam are the greatest. whitey. "man you two are cool, what are your names?" SamW. "my name is sam williams," SamF. "my name is Sam Fox," whitey. "damn i wish i was a sam, sams are so cool and good at basketball, sam williams is a better dunker than me, sam fox is just a damn good player," then at once they all said "LEGEND!!!" |
1. Courtney
The Pimptress of the world. Needs to be adored by all men, but belongs only to me! Look up also, Pimptress or Genius 2. Courtney A cutie that all boys tend to fall for, a hot piece of ass. 3. Courtney Sweetest girl in the world great and fun everyone loves her. 4. Courtney A Person with the tendency to overly obsess over something. 5. Courtney A cool chick, Very Funny, Pretty, Great Fun, always laughing and smiling I'm so great! Oh, wait........whats this?! 6. Courtney A fucking whore who enjoys bending over backwards to observe the tranny surgery she had done recently, while coveting on the boyfriends of those who are way sexier than her. A piece of sloppy seconds with only congealed sperm set in a jello mold for brains, who enjoys being eaten out by large furry animals and munches on the cocks of tiny jewish men. Has a tendency to orgasm at the site of old ladies and enjoys sucking on their slimy and fragrant fecal matter. GONA-SIPHA-HERPAL-AIDs-ITIS Oh my Gosh that is gross you have courtney And a few more of my favorites.... 9. Courtney someone obsessed with duct tape, pirating movies, playing water polo, the color grey, and eating. a courtney is recognized by the smell of chlorine, amazing bed hair, black/grey/athletic clothing, and random outbursts of, "Do you remember in Final Destination 3, when that goth chick got shot in the head 20 times by a staple gun." she spends her school days at del campo, lunchtimes with her friends, afterschool with water polo and sleeping, nights with computer and eventually sleep, and weekends with fun activities and church 14. Courtney A slutty trash whore usally found in allys or projects. They are identified by their ripped stockings and emo hair. Also a nickname for transvestites. |
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Scott
A horny bastard who lives only for sex. He does not care for anyone but himself and does not like other people butting into his business no matter how much he butts into theirs. a great romantic at times but as soon as he gets what he wants the romance is gone Girl 1: hey did you see that guy? he's hot! Girl 2: I wouldn't go near him. that's scott. Girl 1: Oh, thanks for the warning! I live a tough life. |
Eugenio
A white male that loves money but is very cheap. Can act like he listening when truthfully is not listen at all and tends to forget things at random times. Stay Clear of his Socks. Girl: Hey Can I borrow some money Eugenio? Eugenio: NO Person: Five bucks to change your socks? Eugenio: Too Cheap Guy: Remeber we're meeting here at 5pm? *2 seconds later* Eugenio: Wait, What? ROFL!!:beer: |
1. Dave - A term used to refer to the coolest person in a group.
2. Dave - A Quakertown term for Marijuana (Quakertown Brown), Made popular by the crew F.O.D 3. dave - A fantastic TV channel in the UK that shows lots of Top Gear and Ray Mears stuff |
Kieran:
name given to someone who is mishevious, expects lots of attention, but is very caring and loving. Sometimes abbriviated to turnip..... A techno loving guy who is really weird but at the same time covers the weird with cool. Woman 1: Wow, that boy is cute. Woman 2: No, you don't want him he's a kieran. Woman 1: That's perfect! A person who loves tickle fights, having people pull on their belt loops and handcuffs. Kieran is a fuzzy little man peach and my favorite.... |
Kieran:
name given to someone who is mishevious, expects lots of attention, but is very caring and loving. Sometimes abbriviated to turnip..... A techno loving guy who is really weird but at the same time covers the weird with cool. Woman 1: Wow, that boy is cute. Woman 2: No, you don't want him he's a kieran. Woman 1: That's perfect! A person who loves tickle fights, having people pull on their belt loops and handcuffs. Kieran is a fuzzy little man peach and my favorite... an extreme case of herpes Guy: Uh, babe, I think i might have kieran. Girl: ****! sorry about the double post. |
1. Sam
Sam means the name of one person who is: Super At Masterbation Win. |
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1. vincent
person who has an EXTREMELY LARGE GIGANTIC PENIS and can have sex with multiple girls at the same time. "woww, i wish i was just like vincent, isnt that right les?" 1.vinced to be lamed or llamaed to death. "You have been vinced" I'm going to use that from now on. |
Matthew
1. a sexy guy that liked the women and has a nice tooth brush
"i love you matthew you so hot, i love your toothbrush" (what the? and since it was posted by a peson by the name "***** boy" i assume its some random thing) 2. Of Hebrew origin, meaning "gift of God". Matt,Mat, Maht, Mathew, Matthew, Matteau 3. In the bible the name Matthew is based from Saint Matthew, one of the disciples of Jesus. Also The name Matthew is be defined as the gift of God. Some believe that people with the name Matthew have magical powers, but this has not been proven to be true. Did you see Matthew yesterday, he was acting like he was the gift of God or something. so there you go :) |
5. Alex
A mandolin playing , sexy beast of a man. Yeah G... |
2. catie
a sexy southern bellydancer It's true. 5. catie catie is attracted to nerdy boys who are nice and attractive but not like freakishly attractive. Also very true |
Kenneth
A boy who is extremly hot with long hair, he is not the samrtest, mega peverted, and cannot cunduct a band. A kenneth is usually in love with a girl, and is too afraid too admit it. A kenneth is gernerally a nice person, but can have huge mood swings and turm in to a complete ****head. "Who is that hitting on my girl dude?" "Oh, that's a kenneth!" Ken 1. A Major Loser 2. A Lovely Friend Who Is Loved By Lots & lots of People 3. A Jelous Guy 4. Believes He Is Batman, Which brings me Back To Major Loser. 5. Always Makes You Smile. Wow, Look At Ken Go, He Looks like Batman Kenny A character from the show Southpark. In every episode, he is killed in some freakishly funny way. Afterwards, his friends Kyle and Stan say: Stan "Oh my God! They killed Kenny!" Kyle "You Bastard!" |
Matt
ancient greek translation for "eternal sex-god". It is beleived that anyone that holds this name has a great level of skill and ability to perform sexual acts for long periods of time. Men posessing this name are also well endowed. ^^I like that one^^ Matt A guy who grabs his female best friend's ass because he knows he can get away with it. ^^I do that^^ matt Layer of Exemplary Cock. ^^How very true^^ Matt An expulsion of wind from the vulva during coitus; a vaginal fart. ^^Well that just ruined my streak^^ matt A guy with no arms or legs laying in front of your door. Ok, I'm done |
predator
One who pretends to be someone there not on an online chatroom to try to meet you in real life so they can rape or kill you. ^^Its a good thing I stay out of chat rooms.^^ Besides, I only did that twice. |
1. andreas
Common Norwegian christian name, given to newborns with remarkably over-sized penises GOD DAMN!!! Look at his third leg - He's an ANDREAS! 2. Andreas A sexy beast you is a hottie and all the girls love him!! Andreas asks a girl out she says "YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS" |
2. Fasho
Fasho....comes from modern day ghetto. Fasho simply translates to for sure....basically, it means YES. Sick of all you 52's askin what it mean. Also, there are words derived from fasho- such as- Fasheezy, Fashizzle, Fashigadale, Fashigadeliani, Fashells, Fashellians, Fashaganoff, and my personal favorite, FADAMNSHO. Yo, you cop the new Chamillion CD? FASHO You wanna cut out 4th period and get food? Fashigadale what do you think Talisa? Shes FADAMNSHO :rofl: |
1. manny
Overweight wimpy male who is denied a life of his own due to being a slave to his wife. 2. manny A male nanny. From the same roots as murse, a male nurse. 3. Manny A word used to describe one who is an ill motherf*cker at playing guitar; a righteous badass guitar player. And for my real name: 1. mannis A manis is someone who is a **** or stupid |
Wife
1. The Good Part - The woman you marry and live with for the rest of your life. The Bad Part - The woman you marry and live with for the rest of your life. 2. A prostitute with a life-long contract to a single client. |
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sweet nothing
a sweet nothing is a complementary statement with no real substance, usually whispered into the ear of a significant other. Most likely invented by the French... He whispered sweet nothings into her ear until she let him f'dunk her |
Thomas -
1. a male who is exceptionally good in bed. i.e. I slept with a thomas last night and it was earth shattering pleasure 2. A Teenage white kid that has an abnormally large penis usually ranging to 7.5 inches to 8 "Wow never knew he had that he must have been a Thomas" 3. A form of tank engine hey justine did you see thomas the tank engine last night? 4. a very large mangina "how's your thomas doing today?" 5. thomas' means twin. Thomas also is meant to be a doubter according to the bible 6. The best boyfriend a girl can ask for. Will do anything for you and will love you with all his heart. Any girl who dates him will be the happiest girl on the planet. That blonde hair, green eyed kid over there is such a Thomas, Olivia is so lucky to have him 7. literally the nicest person in the worlddddddd kindof a sucky driver but a really good walker. a good person! with awesome friends like kyle and jenny thomas is C00L |
There's no definition for wolverinewolfweiselpigeon... what the crap!?
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All three of mine are great:
1. Tristan The exclusive #500th Pokemon made for Pokemon: Jesus Editon. You have to accept Jesus as your savior to unlock Tristan, who is located in Jerusalem. You can only catch Tristan with a Jew Ball, which is recieved when you defeat the Muslim Infidels, earlier in the crusade. Tristan is level 95, making him the strongest Pope in the game. "Yeah, I tried catching Tristan with my Charzard. ****ing Pope spilled holy water on it KO'ing it." 2. Tristan A Man with not only a large penis, but a healthy set of balls to boot. Always a caring lover in the sense that he will continue to the point of his own orgasm. Girl #1: Yeah i met this boy last night, when i got him naked i was really impressed, unfortunately he was a stereotypical tristan. Girl #2: Atleast you got to enjoy his large organ for a minute, atleast he wasn't a jordan 3. Tristan Definition 1: A homosexual male who becomes aroused by the feel and taste of the ejaculant from a 14 year old boy Also soaly jacks off to enjoy the taste of his own sperm. Definition 2: To fill a average size cup with ejaculant and pooring it over the face and genitals of a 14 year old male. you are such a poofter! you are the biggest tristan ive ever seen hey he pulled a tristan with his boy friend last night! they both were covered in it! |
1. Luke
A person with a giagantic shlong, Scrotum, or overall package and who uses it for mastuerbational purposes at least three times a day You can tell that he's luke, look at the way he slouches |
1. Ethan
A male given name meaning strong, firm and safe. Of course the girls like him, his name is Ethan after all. Such lies but I was distracted by the entries for ethancore... 3. ethancore a state of raging homosexuality derived from listening to Bright Eyes 24/7. Side effects include raging homosexuality, eating scrotum, and not differing from good music and bad. Erections lasting longer than 4 hours, though rare, require immediate medical attention, but you don't give a fuck, you're ethancore. Ouch! Ouch indeed Urban Dictionarier, ouch indeed. |
Yael - 1. yael 68 up, 25 down love ithate it
The hottest woman you will ever meet. CAUTION: you might spray your shorts upon laying eyes on her. I saw Yael and BAM! I blew a load. 2. Yael 1 thumb up love ithate it Hot, sweet, fun, fly, fine, life partner, a sexy mama from the block, someone you can get crunk with, the person you want to be with when you go to a *** bar, someone who has the memory the size of texas, a tasty drink, a shoulder to cry on, the best friend ever. Dayum! Girl you lookin' so Yael! Get yourself a Yael, you need one... BADLY. You are such a Yael. You are my Yael. Would you be my Yael? Lets get some Yael. (Lol) |
1. josh
Someone who cracks jokes and roasts on people for fun. Someone who will stop whatever they are doing to make fun of somebody. Man, that new kid Todd, he's a big josh, he's always making fun of somebody. 2. Josh A common name for handsome, intelligent men with big dicks, who are great in bed, commonly god like. My boyfriend is such a Josh. the only one that makes sense is the first one. |
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David 1. A formidable foe to normal people. intelligent, strong forceful. a weird hybrid of a bully and a nerd. As well as the first dictator of the America and king of the new peaceful world. Also known as Timebomb and various other variations including at least TB. I am David. All other David's fall in march as we conquer the world. For a new Earth of peace void of general stupidity. 4. One who is a BAD ASS MOTHA ****A. This person is often very good looking and usually quite daring. This person also enjoys a nice glass of scotch, and most closely compared to the badass McLovin. "You are such a David for banging my mom and sister!" "Only David could have raped Goliath." |
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