Post what your name means according to Urban Dictionary

Plankton · 05-04-2015, 10:01 AM

But, are you in charge? It doesn't stipulate.

Carpe Mortem · 05-04-2015, 11:34 AM

All mine were really boring by people obviously in love with an Emily, but here's a decent gem:

An Emily, is one who rides unicorns. All Emily's have the magic talent to ride a unicorn anywhere they want. Normally the unicorn is pink, but sometimes can be other colors, like dark pink. If you see an Emily, make sure you bring up the topic about unicorns, and watch as she she goes on and on about them. Unicorns are very special to Emily's and it's easy to know what to get an Emily for her birthday!

Danielle: Look, it's a girl riding a unicorn way up in the sky!

Jenny: Oh, it must be an Emily! Look at her go!

Thelonious Monkey · 05-04-2015, 12:05 PM

1. Justin

Sexy, without flaw, loving, kindhearted, name for someone that is special to you, thoughtful.

1:Hey, honey
2:Hey
1:I bought you some flowers
2:Your such a Justin, I love you!!!

2. Justin

a ridiculously huge cock

he's hung like justin

3. Justin

1. an awesome dude who could take over the world
2.genious
3.has tons of friends

person 1: i just got back from taking over the world and curing the common cold with my 67630 friends

person 2: You're a real justin

4. Justin

-One of the sweetest guys you will ever meet. Any girl would be lucky to call him hers. He's very thoughtful, handsome, hilarious, and adorable. Although he is shy, once he starts to open-up, he will become a great friend. Man of every girls' dreams.

A prince came Justin time.

5. Justin

One who has a huge cock and please's the ladies.

Look at him! He is like a Justin!

2 and 5 are pretty much spot on.

**Goofle** · 05-04-2015, 12:23 PM

Tom

the man responsbile for the monstrosity known as "myspace", owner and operator of said site, and consequently the man blamed every time myspace is down.
"god damnit! myspace shit the bed again. fuck you tom!"

Tom Clancy

Whoever think this guy doesn't write good books is f***ing retarted. Patriot Games and Rainbow Six are two of the greatest books of all time, and if you don't think so you probably can't read. Either that or you haven't actually read his books.
Tom Clancy is one of the best authors of all time. He also has awesome movies and video games. Tom Clancy Kicks Ass!

The Batlord · 05-04-2015, 12:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carpe Mortem

All mine were really boring by people obviously in love with an Emily, but here's a decent gem:

An Emily, is one who rides unicorns. All Emily's have the magic talent to ride a unicorn anywhere they want. Normally the unicorn is pink, but sometimes can be other colors, like dark pink. If you see an Emily, make sure you bring up the topic about unicorns, and watch as she she goes on and on about them. Unicorns are very special to Emily's and it's easy to know what to get an Emily for her birthday!

Danielle: Look, it's a girl riding a unicorn way up in the sky!

Jenny: Oh, it must be an Emily! Look at her go!

Here's one for you:

Emily

A crazy ****ing bitch who I'd love to party with, but would be terrified of meeting in a dark alley when she was high on crystal meth, or holding a ceremonial dagger at a Satanic rite. What I would be doing at a Satanic rite is really none of your business, but nobody would even question Emily's involvement. It was probably her idea in the first place.

Dude, Emily got so wasted at the part last night and started doing the Macarena on a coffee table. #epic

Oh my god! Please don't kill me, Emily! I've got kids!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Goofle

Tom

the man responsbile for the monstrosity known as "myspace", owner and operator of said site, and consequently the man blamed every time myspace is down.
"god damnit! myspace shit the bed again. fuck you tom!"

**** you, Tom! I was all stoked when I got my first friend request on Myspace, then come to find out that it's just a meaningless, mass message sent to everybody who joins the site. You ****ing hurt me, and I'll never forgive you.

Pet_Sounds · 05-04-2015, 12:38 PM

Urban Dictionary: spencer

Black Francis · 05-04-2015, 12:42 PM

Roger

To roger is an English slang term commonly used to mean have sexual intercourse. However, it is used only for men towards Women, and not the other way round. It is also commonly used to describe the taking of a woman from behind.

I am going to roger her.
I rogered her something stupid.
I rogered her up the arse.

Carpe Mortem · 05-04-2015, 03:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord

Here's one for you:

Emily

A crazy ****ing bitch who I'd love to party with, but would be terrified of meeting in a dark alley when she was high on crystal meth, or holding a ceremonial dagger at a Satanic rite. What I would be doing at a Satanic rite is really none of your business, but nobody would even question Emily's involvement. It was probably her idea in the first place.

Dude, Emily got so wasted at the part last night and started doing the Macarena on a coffee table. #epic

Oh my god! Please don't kill me, Emily! I've got kids!

That's not a real definition. You made that up. Link me to the Webbster's entry.

**Frownland** · 05-04-2015, 03:52 PM

Christophe

Quote:

Really kind guy. Always funny and respects everyone. Always has the best friends! Awesome guy. Always happy !

Nope.

Quote:

a cute, strange, nice, kind and charming boy

Closer.

Quote:

A strange European male who may or may not speak French. Usually unemployed, balding, and plays a sport called soccer that only people outside America care about. Likely has nails and toenails that can be used to climb trees.

There we go.

Mondo Bungle · 05-04-2015, 04:12 PM

Loren:

Actually Loren is super awesome, and tall. Anyone named Loren not Lauren is kick ass. Anyone named Lauren, is a snotty little bitch.

shes got a hot face. and shes like, awsomely cool. she funy sweet, fun to talk to.. just a person to be around... ill get super glue so im always around her. HA! happy days every day with this one

lorens r hot

The finest girl ever. To have a sexy smile.

05-04-2015, 10:01 AM	#61 (permalink)
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05-04-2015, 11:34 AM	#62 (permalink)
Carpe Mortem Crusher of tiny Nords Join Date: Mar 2014 Location: Ugly Bag of Mostly Water Posts: 1,363	All mine were really boring by people obviously in love with an Emily, but here's a decent gem: An Emily, is one who rides unicorns. All Emily's have the magic talent to ride a unicorn anywhere they want. Normally the unicorn is pink, but sometimes can be other colors, like dark pink. If you see an Emily, make sure you bring up the topic about unicorns, and watch as she she goes on and on about them. Unicorns are very special to Emily's and it's easy to know what to get an Emily for her birthday! Danielle: Look, it's a girl riding a unicorn way up in the sky! Jenny: Oh, it must be an Emily! Look at her go! __________________ [SIG][/SIG] Mirth is King Be Loving & Open With My Emotions

05-04-2015, 12:38 PM	#66 (permalink)
Pet_Sounds Remember the underscore Join Date: Feb 2014 Location: The other side Posts: 2,489	Urban Dictionary: spencer __________________ Everybody's dying just to get the disease

05-04-2015, 12:42 PM	#67 (permalink)
Black Francis Out of Place Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: in an abstract house Posts: 4,111	Roger To roger is an English slang term commonly used to mean have sexual intercourse. However, it is used only for men towards Women, and not the other way round. It is also commonly used to describe the taking of a woman from behind. I am going to roger her. I rogered her something stupid. I rogered her up the arse. __________________ "Hey Kids you got to meet the MIGHTY PIXIES!" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbRbCtIgW3A

05-04-2015, 12:05 PM	#63 (permalink)
Thelonious Monkey Caesar is home. Join Date: Sep 2014 Posts: 876	1. Justin Sexy, without flaw, loving, kindhearted, name for someone that is special to you, thoughtful. 1:Hey, honey 2:Hey 1:I bought you some flowers 2:Your such a Justin, I love you!!! 2. Justin a ridiculously huge cock he's hung like justin 3. Justin 1. an awesome dude who could take over the world 2.genious 3.has tons of friends person 1: i just got back from taking over the world and curing the common cold with my 67630 friends person 2: You're a real justin 4. Justin -One of the sweetest guys you will ever meet. Any girl would be lucky to call him hers. He's very thoughtful, handsome, hilarious, and adorable. Although he is shy, once he starts to open-up, he will become a great friend. Man of every girls' dreams. A prince came Justin time. 5. Justin One who has a huge cock and please's the ladies. Look at him! He is like a Justin! 2 and 5 are pretty much spot on.