Crazy Legal Laws (effects, quote)

right-track · 01-07-2009, 04:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Stu

The first one is because if you die in the Houses of Parliament you have to have a state funeral by law.

So rather than change the state funeral clause, they just made dying there illegal?

Fucking typical!

Alfred · 01-07-2009, 04:07 PM

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Originally Posted by sleepy jack

In Washington its illegal to have sex if you're a virgin.

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**Janszoon** · 01-07-2009, 04:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Alfred

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LOL. I guess you have to take a trip to Oregon your first time.

sleepy jack · 01-07-2009, 09:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon

In Massachusetts an old ordinance declares goatees illegal unless you first pay a special license fee for the privilege of wearing one in public.

Reminds me of another law. I think it's in Nebraska but I'm not sure. Anyway it's illegal to have a mustache if you have a tendency to kiss woman in public.

Also to add on to Idaho (I think it's Idaho) Any underage sex is considered rape even amongst minors. The sentence is life in prison.

~~coryallen2~~ · 02-25-2009, 07:07 AM

new york laws....

Women may go topless in public, providing it is not being used as a [FONT=Georgia, 'Time New Roman', serif][FONT=Georgia, 'Time New Roman', serif]business[/FONT][/FONT].
You may not smoke within 100 feet of the entrance to a public building.
It is illegal for a woman to be on the street wearing “body hugging clothing.
Citizens may not greet each other by “putting one’s thumb to the nose and wiggling the fingers”.
A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting.
It is against the law to throw a ball at someone’s head for fun.
The penalty for jumping off a building is death.
New Yorkers cannot dissolve a marriage for irreconcilable differences, unless they both agree to it.
A person may not walk around on Sundays with an ice cream cone in his/her pocket.
While riding in an elevator, one must talk to no one, and fold his hands while looking toward the door.
Slippers are not to be worn after 10:00 P.

~~coryallen2~~ · 02-25-2009, 07:15 AM

cmon i cant live in florida if this is the situation....

Oral sex is illegal.
You may not kiss your wife’s breasts.
Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging
If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.

i mean come on where can i park my elephant

~~coryallen2~~ · 02-25-2009, 07:18 AM

oh god

Picking up abandoned baggage is an act of terrorism.

If you are released from prison, it is required that you are given a handgun with bullets and a horse, so you can ride out of town

It’s illegal to climb trees.

The city is classified as a no-pee zone

Raising a pig on Israeli soil will result in the murder of said pig.

Picking one’s nose on the Sabbath is illegal.

BoopieJones · 02-26-2009, 04:38 PM

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Originally Posted by sleepy jack

In Washington its illegal to have sex if you're a virgin.

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....did anyone else notice how wrong that is?

Nevermind, suppose so

joyboyo53 · 02-26-2009, 07:00 PM

In America it is illegal to posses marijuana, a relatively benign plant.

However, you can get prescribed "anti-depressants" which have a laundry list of side-effects, including depression.

GO FIGURE!?

ganstapickle93 · 02-27-2009, 12:30 AM

i read a book where two guys go on a road trip around america and break stupid laws like those

02-25-2009, 07:07 AM	#15 (permalink)
~~coryallen2~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: lorain,ohio Posts: 909	new york laws.... Women may go topless in public, providing it is not being used as a [FONT=Georgia, 'Time New Roman', serif][FONT=Georgia, 'Time New Roman', serif]business[/FONT][/FONT]. You may not smoke within 100 feet of the entrance to a public building. It is illegal for a woman to be on the street wearing “body hugging clothing. Citizens may not greet each other by “putting one’s thumb to the nose and wiggling the fingers”. A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting. It is against the law to throw a ball at someone’s head for fun. The penalty for jumping off a building is death. New Yorkers cannot dissolve a marriage for irreconcilable differences, unless they both agree to it. A person may not walk around on Sundays with an ice cream cone in his/her pocket. While riding in an elevator, one must talk to no one, and fold his hands while looking toward the door. Slippers are not to be worn after 10:00 P.

02-25-2009, 07:15 AM	#16 (permalink)
~~coryallen2~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: lorain,ohio Posts: 909	cmon i cant live in florida if this is the situation.... Oral sex is illegal. You may not kiss your wife’s breasts. Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle. i mean come on where can i park my elephant

02-25-2009, 07:18 AM	#17 (permalink)
~~coryallen2~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: lorain,ohio Posts: 909	oh god Picking up abandoned baggage is an act of terrorism. If you are released from prison, it is required that you are given a handgun with bullets and a horse, so you can ride out of town It’s illegal to climb trees. The city is classified as a no-pee zone Raising a pig on Israeli soil will result in the murder of said pig. Picking one’s nose on the Sabbath is illegal.

02-26-2009, 07:00 PM	#19 (permalink)
joyboyo53 down the rabbit hole Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: the mountain called monkey Posts: 764	In America it is illegal to posses marijuana, a relatively benign plant. However, you can get prescribed "anti-depressants" which have a laundry list of side-effects, including depression. GO FIGURE!?

02-27-2009, 12:30 AM	#20 (permalink)
ganstapickle93 Groupie Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 14	i read a book where two guys go on a road trip around america and break stupid laws like those