Yngve is of course similar to that master of fret wanking Yngvie Malmsteem and he likes some terrible music too. Your name is of Scandanavian origin and although it is usually used as a middle name, due to it's Viking origins it infers a fighter, a rucker and a proud, if sometimes over confident attitude. As Comus is Greek in origin, you also pose an enigma as your names are strictly European yet English music is your favourite. More than meets the eye with this one :D

Ahh. The quintessential Bulldog. Proud symbol of this blessed isle. Short, stout, always up for a scrap but strangely not bald and badass like most of it's owners. The juxtaposition of poster and username throws up some interesting points. Are you a wolf in sheeps clothing? Is there an angry little fecker ready to jump out of that friendly skin or are you deeply patriotic and are extolling the virtues of our fine land? (probably not as it's going down the pan).

I think Bulldog wants to kick ass but holds onto those classic English virtues of Courtesy, politeness and chivalry. Unless anyone tells him that Elvis Costello is crap then he's bite yo ass.

Read like an open book :D

Haha had me smiling at this one, also are you implying that England isn't in Europe?

Where is Europe? :D

Do my real first name, Sam (Samuel).

*sighs* My names Jacob ¬¬ Go for it.

The name's Jamie :D

My names Nathan and it means Gods Gift.
Nathan was a wise old profit in the bible.
Quite apt really isn't it.

Did you go to the Right-Track school of literacy?

Sign me up.

Where are you originally from? I've never seen someone write so English in all my years of internettery.

Overcompensating is a sin.

Me next.

I didn't get my friggin' turn!

This seems cool - Erica

I need to get back on track with this- and it's only forum user names that will be expanded on.

May I have one as the Surell figure.

Points to my left.

theres nothing over there.

You mean my left?

when you're all caught up...
I'll wait mah turn.

No, I mean my left. Not the picture of me's left.

Do mine! :D
Tomasz - that's my real, first name.
Can't wait :D

'Rain Dogs' is a Tom Waits album and you are a big Tom Waits fan. The rest of your username leaves me completely nonplussed but then you do like to throw the occasional curveball into the mix. Your rhetoric is highly original but your spelling is rushed and prone to errors. I guess that you have so much exploding out of your brain that you rush everything, although no females have confirmed this at the present time.

A literal meaning to myself for your name is a clumsy twat of a friend sat on your copy of 'Rain Dogs' and broke the fucking thing, but that seems too easy an explanation. You are shrouded in mystery sir.

You like eating fish eggs and the latter half of your name rhymes with Formica which is boring plastic laminate. It does also relate to ants so maybe with the roe connection you are into beastiality?

No you bloody don't!

Usernames only.

A boopie is slang for a mistake and your surname is probably jones. I guess your school work is untidy and incomplete. That's because you listen to too much ska! Do some work ffs.

You named yourself after a range of Granny hat's- lame as fuck.

Surell Accessories

Bring on the humiliation that is only humiliating if you have no visible life outside this FORUM! *Organ picks up*

No, they named their Granny hats after me.

Proggyman.

Please, master of names, tell me my destiny.

O.K. jacky boy... take your best shot ;Seven Gauge Jamesson I of America

My surname isn't jones but my schoolwork is the definition of "untidy and incomplete" - really.

You are not bad at this.

I like how I was skipped.

Rez or RezZ ?hmmmmmmmm

whats mines mean :D?
kayleigh is my first name :D

my name is Melissa
me next
... i hope in ur dictionary my name isn't this boring

OK i have missed a few here but will start afresh here. Obviously named after this:



Love the name and I love this band, however it's a little commercial for me.

I only go by usernames and that's a John Lennon Track isn't it? Kind of an easy choice and it lacks direction. How can u remember number 9 dream anyhow?

yeah iv heard it lots, my mum made sure she sang it to me :| haha
in scottish a celidh (sayd like my name) is a kind of scottish dance does that count as a meaning :D?

in which way? song or username?

In general terms lol I can only usually remember one dream! I should do a dream journal.

^ its a great idea btw ... i do have one, pretty entertaining
when they're surrealistic enough

What is my meaning?

jackhammer:

The word jackhammer has had many meanings in the history of English literature. A large tool used in construction, a type of gun, a move used when diving into a pool off of a diving board, and no less than three different sexual positions. But it's pretty obvious that your name means none of these.


In fact, it's easy to discover the meaning of your name. I know you are a music fan, so the second part is an obvious reference to The Beatles song, Maxwell's Silver Hammer. Jack, now, is a nick name, but it can also mean "to steal, or take from an unsuspecting person or store". From this, I can conclude that you, sir, are a criminal. You steal, and, given the second part of your name, have even murdered your own grandmother with a hammer. Probably stripping her naked and masturbating too, since "jacking off" is commonly used when referring to the act of masturbating. And you hide all of this information in a seemingly innocent username, "jackhammer".


DO ME NEXT!!! :beer: