Post what your name means in the jackhammer dictionary.
 

If you have'nt got a sense of humour or are a cry baby then GTFO. Whose first?

DISCLAIMER:Jackhammer holds no responsibility for any offences caused and/or obscure references when explaining the heritage of individuals names. Feel free to rip the piss in the shoutbox of his name BTW :D

Oh! Me, me me!
Name: Stephenie

Me next!

Your name has been stolen from the mans name 'Stephen' which has it's roots in Greek Mythology. Apart from the fact that it is spelt wrong according to the jackhammer dictionary, it also is a name that is usually hidden from the world under a ridiculous username that makes no grammatical sense.

It does however imply a shy nature that will reveal itself and shed it's wings on an internet forum. Strange hats are also linked with the name.

^^First half saves me doing mine, :D

...assuming that's what you were getting at.

Alfred is a magnificently bold name in the English language as he was recognised as the first True English king. Problem was, he was a terrible baker especially with cakes. He could'nt cook them for love nor money and received many beatings for this.

He did however rise out of his cocoon and display to the world his true power which was the burning of the Green Day people and heralding in a new and peaceful era. Affectionately known as the era of the 'Matisyahu'.

:laughing:
Sig'd for sure.

Wasnt getting at anything fella. Just bored. your name is linked with Akira?

My name is Stephen and my username "makes no grammatical sense" so I thought you were referencing me. Lol. Not that I'd mind.

Yes Akira is one of the names I use when playing in online/Lan tournaments.

I'm not clever lol :D But you have to be done now.

Toeandno is quite simply a childs name and is the easiest rhyming name to be appear catchy and hip. Unfortunately it fails. Toes are horrible things but the name has only appeared once. The Doomsday book does have an entry for the fella who had no shoes who was unfortunately named thus.

The 'andno' comes from fellow human being responses to his views about popular guitar music that is now considered more out of date than the present authors tastes (ref. Lynyrd Skynrd).

Combine the two names together and the name denotes high intelligence, sarcastic humour and a controlling streak.

For Alfred: this may help.
The Baldwin Project: Fifty Famous Stories Retold by James Baldwin

Do me, Do me :tramp::tramp::tramp:

Dac:

Dac is an abbreviation for a very boring practice known as Design Automation Conference. This is where people sit around for hours on end pontificating on their particular choice and accepting no one elses opinion.

Internet terminology for this is called :excessive fanboyism. A common virus (geddit?) of the 21st century that doctors are finding increasingly hard to budge.

There is however, a new school of thought that proposes that if they are left alone and not fed any materials (either animal, vegetable, mineral or HTML) they will indeed settle and accept their natural order in the circle of life. This is usually just above the creature known as 'Coldplay'.

A positive of this is that the 'Virus' has no malice and does'nt display any vicious tendencies and that ensures it's survival, nay-it's integral part of the complex organism known as 'Forum'.

why the hell not..

Dreadnaught:

Dreadnaught is a vicious play on the the name for an awesome Early British Battleship that dates back to 1906. Recent photos suggest a slightly more recent date but similarities in name to many computer games and a heavy Metal band suggest a name that is inexorably mired in the past yet utterly determined to be at the forefront of modern technology.

Dreadnaught is an asexual name that suggest's a certain shyness and lack of confidence yet it is bold and masculine and hopes that it's reputation precedes it.

The name Dreadnaught suggests a lack of identity and confidence but once these have been found the name engorges and becomes powerful and ever so slightly scary.

Sure. :)

This thread is great, do mine please :)

Matt

I'm scared...

Alright Jackhammer, I bet you wanna have a good dig at me.

Scott

Jd :)

Do Yngve, and/or Comus.

I will get through some of these a little later. I bet you can't wait :D

I'll get in queue for this :D

What I want to know is, since I have the same first name as Jackhammer, does that mean the Jackhammer dictionary meaning of my name would be particularly amazing?

Kirby was the national game of poor working class kids who did'nt even have a patch of grass on which to play football Kerby and although the spelling is slightly different it is a subtle dig at those less fortunate than himself.

It also references a game where a pink cloud floats around and eats everything in site. The game is appalling yet oddly engaging. A little like the Tech N9ne with which I was asked to review.

Roemer is a surname of Germanic origin and the subtle use of the users initials placed behind the surname suggests an imagination that was'nt burning brightly when having to enter a username.

This seems to show a shy nature that has'nt fully developed into a playful and mischevious MB member yet. That is all. Hint- change username.

Heh. I freaking love that game.

My name when you can.
Vincent or Terrible Lizard you choose.

I'll sign up for this.

lol, I tried to think of a good one but I couldn't :( I originally choose UberFilmBuff, but I loathed that name a few days after I choose it, so I decided **** it, I'm going with my real name.

I want to be a part of this too. :(

Go on then, do your worst Lee (what kind of name is that?)

Obviously this is the complete opposite of your persona and the idea of throwing out non-submissiveness (is that a word? probably not :D) to the world means that you either want or feel the reverse. Either that or youre just kinky and like being tied up :D Adding the 'wife' to the end of the name is a shrewd move though. It means 'look but don't touch'.

Scott is too easy. It's user names only :D

Les Paul is obviously the inventor of the solid body guitar. A phallic symbol if I have ever saw one. The username is at first glance is the ultimate symbol of music and the cool factor but peak beneath the surface and we have a sexual complex. By naming yourself thus, you are hiding the fact that a guitar has been regarded as an extension of sexuality and this has'nt been fully expressed yet. The 43 is a mystic number native to Canadians and usually relates to the cans of beer consumed by males at the weekend.

Well in that case, what's official Jackhammer dictionary definition of "Janszoon"?

Wait your turn :D

Hahah with the 43. Spot on bud.

Tristan. Do it.

A little bit of column A...and a little bit of column B. ;)

queue me up

Gunnels- are you a plank or a fish? no comment at this juncture. I reckon you thought this name was bad ass because it had the word 'gun' in it. Either that or you are in fact an extremely good swimmer and earned this nickname whilst wading through the water and making everyone look stupid.