Go on then, do your worst Lee (what kind of name is that?)

Obviously this is the complete opposite of your persona and the idea of throwing out non-submissiveness (is that a word? probably not :D) to the world means that you either want or feel the reverse. Either that or youre just kinky and like being tied up :D Adding the 'wife' to the end of the name is a shrewd move though. It means 'look but don't touch'.

Scott is too easy. It's user names only :D

Les Paul is obviously the inventor of the solid body guitar. A phallic symbol if I have ever saw one. The username is at first glance is the ultimate symbol of music and the cool factor but peak beneath the surface and we have a sexual complex. By naming yourself thus, you are hiding the fact that a guitar has been regarded as an extension of sexuality and this has'nt been fully expressed yet. The 43 is a mystic number native to Canadians and usually relates to the cans of beer consumed by males at the weekend.

Well in that case, what's official Jackhammer dictionary definition of "Janszoon"?

Wait your turn :D

Hahah with the 43. Spot on bud.

Tristan. Do it.

A little bit of column A...and a little bit of column B. ;)

queue me up

Gunnels- are you a plank or a fish? no comment at this juncture. I reckon you thought this name was bad ass because it had the word 'gun' in it. Either that or you are in fact an extremely good swimmer and earned this nickname whilst wading through the water and making everyone look stupid.