25 Random Facts About You (hardcore, American, myspace, quote, artist)

garbanzo · 03-03-2009, 05:08 AM

1. i only shave my face on saturdays
2. i cook, and my wife does the washing up
3. i want a pair of green adidas that i saw at the mall but they don't have my size.
4. i don't own a TV or a stereo
5. i'm at work right now
6. my first car was orange
7. i cut my own hair
8. i commute to work by tram and subway
9. i don't speak the language here
10. i have only owned a mobile phone for three years
11. i have three degrees in anthropology
12. i have looked out of my bedroom window and seen a bear
13. i really like beer
14. i am an ex vegan. now i eat dead animals regularly.
15. i went through a goth phase. what was i thinking?
16. i need glasses
17. i have absolutely no musical talent
18. i watch a movie or a few tv episodes on my computer every night
19. i use windows 7
20. i love hiking and camping
21. i spend more time on my computer than i do in my bed
22. i have lived alone in the desert for weeks at a time
23. i'm good with a chainsaw
24. i'm obsessed with customizing my computer
25. i want to go to space and eat mushrooms in zero gravity while listening to DJ Shadow
26. i'm an overachiever

NSW · 03-03-2009, 06:22 AM

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Originally Posted by garbanzo

20. i love hiking and camping
23. i'm good with a chainsaw
25. i want to go to space and eat mushrooms in zero gravity while listening to DJ Shadow

20. What kind of camping...like are we talking roughing it in a tent or the open air, or in a cabin (not real camping)?
23. In a serial killer kinda way or a lumberjack firewood kind way?

25. I don't know why, but that does sound amazingly fun.

simplephysics · 03-03-2009, 06:25 AM

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Originally Posted by garbanzo

25. i want to go to space and eat mushrooms in zero gravity while listening to DJ Shadow

You know how to have a good time.

garbanzo · 03-03-2009, 06:33 AM

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Originally Posted by nonsubmissivewife

20. What kind of camping...like are we talking roughing it in a tent or the open air, or in a cabin (not real camping)?
23. In a serial killer kinda way or a lumberjack firewood kind way?

25. I don't know why, but that does sound amazingly fun.

20. real camping. with a massive pack and 20 miles on foot and dried beef and a sleeping bag and bears and drinking from streams.
23.

25. doesn't it? especially if it's in a big transparent bubble so i can look out over the earth and out at the stars. it'd be good to have a case of good beer too (but alas, beer doesn't do too good in space). plus maybe some naked ladies and maybe a a box of blunts. that's my idea of a fun weekend

dac · 03-03-2009, 10:04 AM

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Originally Posted by garbanzo

19. i use windows 7

Ah Windows 7, the appropriately named, 8th installment of Windows.

boo boo · 03-03-2009, 10:36 AM

1. I'm 22 and still a virgin.

2. Like Jackhammer I'm not into cars and I also don't drive.

3. My grandmother (on my fathers side) wanted me aborted.

4. I'm an aspiring writer, I hope to be a filmmaker.

5. I own 7 music instruments, I don't know how to play any of them.

6. I have a peculiar fetish for women who shave their heads. I have an unusually large folder of bald chick pictures.

7. Hannity is my favorite comedy program on television.

8. I suffer from a genetic gum disease, all of my front upper teeth are fake.

9. I have two cats, Taz and Maggie.

10. My mother owns a beauty salon called Cherie's Nails.

11. I collect disability money for mental illness, which I need to pay for the rent, so I'm unemployed and not really by choice.

12. I'm a Bleach fan, and obviously, Rukia is my favorite character.

13. If I met Morrissey in person I'd probably insult him.

14. I live with my grandmother on my mothers side and I have lived with her since I was 3 monthes old.

15. My grandmother watches the Sci Fi channel all day, my god The Outer Limits is a really lame show.

16. I have been home schooled since 3rd grade.

17. My stepfather is a firefighter.

18. I have 10 siblings, 3 half brothers, 5 stepbrothers and 2 stepsisters.

19. My favorite color is purple.

20. There's a green bucket hat that I ALWAYS wear and always have for the past 5 years, I stole it from my ex-stepdad.

21. My favorite movie is American Beauty.

22. I hate british slang with a f*cking passion.

23. Even though she's been in a motherload of awful movies, I still have somewhat of a crush on Christina Ricci.

24. I've must have played and beaten Star Fox 64 well over 300 times.

25. I know jack sh*t about sports.

jackhammer · 03-03-2009, 10:47 AM

Jesus H Corbett. How the frig can you not like British slang There is nothing better than talking a load of old pony and half of you not having the foggiest what we are gabbering on about.

I ought to get on the blower and have a word in your shell like.

Molecules · 03-03-2009, 10:51 AM

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Originally Posted by garbanzo

11. i have three degrees in anthropology

hahaha yeah right. Unless you're 60?

Terrible Lizard · 03-03-2009, 04:44 PM

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Originally Posted by boo boo

1. I'm 22 and still a virgin.

3. My grandmother (on my fathers side) wanted me aborted.

4. I'm an aspiring writer, I hope to be a filmmaker.

12. I'm a Bleach fan, and obviously, Rukia is my favorite character.

16. I have been home schooled since 3rd grade.

That has to be one of the saddest things I've ever read.
You're going to make one hell of a director my friend.

**Janszoon** · 03-03-2009, 04:52 PM

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Originally Posted by jackhammer

Jesus H Corbett. How the frig can you not like British slang There is nothing better than talking a load of old pony and half of you not having the foggiest what we are gabbering on about.

I ought to get on the blower and have a word in your shell like.

I like a lot of British slang but I have to say the whole rhyming slang thing is pretty ridiculous.

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Originally Posted by jackhammer

2. I'm English so I like to take the piss. Unfortunately on a predominantly American user site I have to tone down my infamous wit.

Oh come on. Hit me with your best shot.

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garbanzo Recommended by 4 out of 5 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Budapest Posts: 137	1. i only shave my face on saturdays 2. i cook, and my wife does the washing up 3. i want a pair of green adidas that i saw at the mall but they don't have my size. 4. i don't own a TV or a stereo 5. i'm at work right now 6. my first car was orange 7. i cut my own hair 8. i commute to work by tram and subway 9. i don't speak the language here 10. i have only owned a mobile phone for three years 11. i have three degrees in anthropology 12. i have looked out of my bedroom window and seen a bear 13. i really like beer 14. i am an ex vegan. now i eat dead animals regularly. 15. i went through a goth phase. what was i thinking? 16. i need glasses 17. i have absolutely no musical talent 18. i watch a movie or a few tv episodes on my computer every night 19. i use windows 7 20. i love hiking and camping 21. i spend more time on my computer than i do in my bed 22. i have lived alone in the desert for weeks at a time 23. i'm good with a chainsaw 24. i'm obsessed with customizing my computer 25. i want to go to space and eat mushrooms in zero gravity while listening to DJ Shadow 26. i'm an overachiever