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1.I have brown hair.
2.I have three dogs. 3.I want to start playing the drums. 4.I am addicted to myspace. 5.I live in New Jersey. 6.I am affraid to get on an airplane. 7.My birthday is september 7th. 8.I drink alot of energy drinks. 9.I am Italian/German. 10.My dad knows Jon Stewart. 11.I have A.D.H.D 12.I have an Element skateboard. 13.I want to become a lawyer. 14.Hot topic,pacsun,zumiez,and hollister are my favorite stores. 15.People call me *** just because I wear tight jeans. 16.I have broken both bones in my arm in half and dislocated my wrist at the same time. 17.I can bench about 180 pounds. 18.I have skateboarded since i was seven. 19.Me and my brother are the only people in my family that were born in N.J. 20.I used to play guitar. 21.I need to get a new cell phone because i took my last one apart and i can't get it back together.(i don't know why i did that.) 22.I think that drug free is the way to be. 23.I think that my science teacher is a pedophile. 24.Once when me and my friend were skateboarding we almost got jumped by a bunch of college kids. 25.Math is my worst subject. |
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Rhyming slang - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Y'all gon' lurve this! |
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I should probably add for the record, since I know what a narrow exposure you Brits have to American culture, that I don't own a gun, a truck or a cowboy hat and I've never appeared on Jerry Springer. :p: |
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He knows I'm kidding. |
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I thought Americans looked like this: http://dcf.dj/wp-content/uploads/200...an-tourist.jpg and this is the sort of crap we punish the world with: http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,895014,00.jpg |
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