25 Random Facts About You
 

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Did it on facebook, i'll put it up later. Hopefully this'll get some controbution.

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Just because I'm super bored:

1. I'm 26 and have never worked a day in my life.
2. I used to have long hair but cut if off about 5 years ago when I stared wearing glasses. The two just don't mix well. Goddamn college costing me my eyesight!
3. Speaking of college, I've protracted that sucker to its 9th year. Yeah you heard me, did someone call themselves lazy? I beg to differ sir...:|
4. I still haven't told my parents I'm gay....le sigh...:(
5. Jesus I'm only up to five...um, when I was in the seventh grade I became mortally afraid of the wind, which blows like a freakin' hurricane on my island and every freakin' day during the winter. That was a traumatic year. I'd say that's when I stopped being a child.
6. I'm asocial and I've never met a person whose company I'd want to actively seek out. Not there there aren't such people around, I just haven't met them...and don't really care to.
7. I leave the apartment every few days to get groceries, otherwise I'm a shut-in. :laughing: *serious*
8. Eight...ok, this is gonna take a while...oh...I'm a paranoid hypochondriac.
9. My left nut feels a little weird...I think it might be cancer...*see above*
10. I need to sleep like 8 hours otherwise I feel groggy all day. I got up at noon today. :|
11. Ughh...*thinks hard* when I was 14 I got pissed and made out with a girl...I still can't get over the trauma...:|
12. I smoked a pack of cigarettes for 10 years and then stopped because I thought my heart skipping was caused by it. *see eight* Apparently it wasn't. :\
13. I have no idea what I wanna do with my life.
14. I think I've been writing this for like 20 minutes now, I don't think I've spent that much time on a post in months now. I hope y'all realize how fortunate you are...
15. I'm good at languages but I enrolled into a math gymnasium, and as it happens, I suck at math.
16. I bought an iphone in America which I use as an Ipod because I haven't cracked it yet. Good investment though.
17. I live in a two story apartment all by myself.
18. I'm terrible with kids. My niece and nephew are afraid of me. :\
19. I'm beginning to sound like a total goth freak aren't I? Um....I can't run a mile without being out of breath.
20. It took me 3 tries to walk in a gym and sign up for a membership. I kept coming up to the door and then going back. I just found it all so embarrassing. I still think it's kinda embarrassing to sweat in front of other people...that's why I work out at home now...:\
21. I watch about 2 films a day and still have some 100 films that I've downloaded and not watched yet and by now have gotten sick of the mere sight of them.
22. Um.................................I got a hard on the other day when I was reading about a lesbian sex scene in Murakami's Norwegian wood.....O.o...
23. I'm into middleaged dudes...O.o....
24. I'll never get over the fact that I'm limited to being a passive recipient of art.
25. Ok, last but not least, I shaved my dick once to see what it was like....I felt like I was 10.....not a nice sight my friends...:\



Hmmm...well, that was rather drab wasn't it....I'm sure I'll think of something better later on....*le sigh*

This thread is full of win. I enjoyed both your lists.. very entertaining.

this is why you are my favorite poster.

Ghay...:rolleyes:

That's awesome..do you mean serious/heavy work, or simply never worked for any money?

The latter. I've worked for my family's firm and my dad's a workaholic who can't stand to see anyone doing nothing so he was up my ass until a few years ago, but the last couple of years I haven't lifted a finger......http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/c...power/smug.gif

here it goes.

1. I don't like to wear socks. I don't like looking for them in the drawer, and they're too much effort to put on. If I'm wearing socks, they usually don't even match.

2. My school uniform is actually kinda sexy. I just put 0% effort into how I look when I go to school. So I look like a disheveled mess.

3. I want to be an engineer, but I have 0 time management skills. Am I kidding myself?

4. My mom wont stop asking me if I'm a lesbian. And she says that she doesn't want me to be.

5. I tell her I'm not but something about doing things against your parents will have made the female gender more attractive me now ;)

6. My favorite comic is Y: The Last Man, followed by Scott Pilgrim.

7. I go on craigslist and read the missed connections when I'm bored.

8. I tried to start writing a story from the perspective of a middle aged man reflecting on all the (30 or so) girls he's ever ****ed. He was such an ******* but it had a depressing, but thought provoking end. I didn't get very far with it, and it wasn't my own idea.

9. Sometimes I wait a real long time before I go pee because the anticipation makes things interesting.

10. I think I am fat, and have all of those cliche insecurities. Ugh. How stupid...

11. I have a green/black deck in magic that wont destroy you but might kick your ass a little bit.

12. I used to frequent a Harry Potter RP forum..

13. My sim RP characters included Hookers, Pyros, Telepathics, 6 yr old girls, Rapists/Murders, Sexy Women, 16 year old boys, Slutty junkie bitches, and other weird various personalities.

14. I had 12 inches of my intestine removed when I was 15. Hot.

15. I used to have more internet friends than real life friends.

16. I go to an all girls school and get more comments from girls on my bra size than guys.

17. 2/3 of my friends are *** or bisexual.

18. I think I liked math so much I started liking my disgusting math teacher. Then I realized I was just giving a face to my love for math. :( (it was an ugly face too.)

19. I'm a facebook creeper...haha

20. I've taken (prescribed) steroids. They're not fun.

21. My mom found out i smoked pot...twice...because I talked about it on aim...and left it up on my computer...twice.....*facepalm*

22. I lent my ex 200 $ in august and haven't seen any of it yet. He works at the comic book store I frequent. I haven't been going there as much lately...

23. I stuff my face with black olives at family parties

24. I really like to participate Model UN.....I've been to three conferences. I was Kazakstan, Switzerland, and Angus from the Scottish National party.

25. I went to chuckie cheeses for my friends 17 yr old surprise bday party. Kicked ass at DDR.

These things are bleedin' everywhere on facebook. Pointless, but fun, so I guess I'll give a list a go soon enough.

1. I'm going to go to the same uni my mom, dad and brother all went to (N.C. State) [college of Physical and Mathematical Sciences -Math major here :D]
2. I sneeze a lot
3. I've taken 3 semesters of French and I'm in my 3rd of Spanish and I really like it.
4. My favorite book when I was little is "Are you My Mother?". Probably made my mother feel bad that I loved reading it so much.
5. I'm obsessed with remembering everything.
6. I turn 18 the same day a good friend of mine turns 21. That'll be fun.
7. I drink too much soda.
8. I don't have a regular showering schedule. It just happens as needed.
9. I can't sleep in a car or when it's light out unless under weird circumstances. Like seriously I stayed up through a 22 hour car ride from my cousins in Wisconsin to my house.
10. I think I enjoy riding in a car more than a normal person. I'm obsessed with roads and geography and how to get places. Ever seen that movie Pie in the Sky?
11. The first guy I went out with had his leg chopped below the knee in motorcyle accident, weird. The second guy I went out with is getting married to someone who I use to be friends with.
12. I like to read but it doesn't come easy to me.
13. My favorite cartoon is The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack
14. I'm the clumsiest person I know yet I've never broken a bone. Though I had stitches by time I was 4.
15. I get deja vu all the time. It really messes with my head
16. I'm the only person in my family from North Carolina. I think it gives me a unique perspective on the world to have parents who aren't from where you currently live.
17. I'm a big cry baby.
18. I use to play tuba in marching band.
19. I'm a completist and I'm obsessed with patterns patterns.
20. I'm content to being left to myself.
21. One of my friends tells everyone he meets that I'm lesbian. I'm not.
22. I'm as unphotogenic as it gets.
23. I don't have a favorite band or color. I hope I never do.
24. I have really curly hair. It's ok.
25. I have three freckles on my palm. I think they're cute.

LOL. There's some lazy people on this board.

1. I was adopted when I was born
2. I'm terrified of heights; even the swing sets in school scared the piss outta me.
3. I work in a retirement home, old people love me.
4. I really like to drive, I've wasted so much gas just driving around for the hell of it.
Music sounds better in the car.
5. I get really bad headaches all the time, like right now.
6. When I go to the beach I have to wear 45+ SPF yet ALWAYS burn
7. I can't look people in the eyes.
8. Awkwardness comes natural to me
9. My friends think I'm an *******, but they just don't get my jokes.
10. I'm also terrified of public speaking and the dark.
11. My hair is obnoxiously curly as well, but I straighten it most of the time.
12. I was in and out of the hospital for around 3 months because of mono. That was embarrassing.
13. I'm a big phony
14. I have no courage when it comes to the opposite sex at all.
15. A few of the freckles on my arms turn into perfect right triangles when connected.
16. I'm incredibly passive, people can walk all over me if they want.
17. I know 5 other people with the same birthday as me, November 8th.
18. I worry what people think of me.
19. Noone takes me seriously when I tell them I want to be an MC.
20. I probably smoke too much weed
21. I could be a vegetarian if bacon didn't exist.
22. I really like art, but I'm pretty **** at it.
23. My best friend calls me a hipster and it makes me sad
24. Hardly anyone calls me Ashley, I have about 10+ nicknames, not sure why though.
25. I'm short and it sucks sometimes.

Used to?! Noooooooooo!!!

I know right. My teacher quit and last year, so this year they didn't do a field show (you know make pictures) which is the part I loved. They just played at football games and parades which was the part I hated. I might pick it back up during college, probably baritone if I do.

1. I'm a lazy sod. I should be reading a play called Poor Beast In the Rain for my course right now and, instead, here I am!

2. I've nearly died twice. Once from meningitis when I was about 6 months old, once from anemia when I was about 2.

3. I had a cancer scare about a year ago.

4. I'm a filthy chain-smoker.

5. I probably drink far too much as well.

6. I have a dartboard on my door with Steve McClaren's face on it.

7. I love the rain.

8. No-one calls me by my real name at home except my family.

9. I have a very sarcastic, 'British' sense of humour, which too many people I meet mistake for being a smart-arse twat.

10. I write down random phrases I hear or think of to use as ideas for writing. For example, in front of me right now is a piece of paper which says nothing but 'Christ, it's a geezer!' on it.

11. I'm a pretentious sod.

12. I think everyone should be a little bit more like Tom Waits or else die at his hand.

13. Ever since I worked for telemarketers the word 'job' sends a shiver down my spine.

14. There is no 14th fact.

15. I think the Marooned episode of Red Dwarf (series 3) is just about the funniest half-hour in comedy history.

16. I'm not a big reader, but I do acknowledge it's something I should do more often.

17. One of my best friends in the whole wide world works for KPMG in Dubai, so if I'm ever short of a tenner, I know who to ask.

18. My flat window has a terrific view of a pasty factory and several tire/MOT shops.

19. Bolton is a sh1thole with a rubbish football team, one off-license and no private dental practice, but I still love it here.

20. One of the highlights of my life was when I asked Tony Visconti via email what it's like to work with David Bowie and actually got a pretty insightful answer.

21. I used to play football/soccer a lot but gave up in the end because I was rubbish at it.

22. I swear by ELO's Evil Woman.

23. Everyone I've ever met from Rochdale is a total psychopath.

24. Another highlight of my life was when Wigan beat Sheffield United 2-1 to stay in the Premiership on goal difference. It's the only time I've ever wept tears of joy.

25. I'm pretty bored right now.

I tried to jump out of a moving car when I was 3. My daddy saved me.

Knock that shit off. It's called college.

1. I hate scenesters
2. I hate most of the people I meet.
3. People call me Benny
4. I'm known to be a bit paranoid
5. I'm not gay, I just look and sound like it.
6. I talk to much when an awkward situation presents itself.
7. Very, very shy around girls that I think are attractive.
8. I talk out of my ass alot.
9. I say shoot instead of shit.
10. I have a green rabit's foot on my key ring.
11. People seem to think I'm an anti-conformist.
12. Little kids think I'm scary.
13. I'm sick of this world and the people in it.
14. Reality shows make me cringe.
15. I like chicken, alot.
16. I'm too tall and skinny and I get alot of shit for it.
17. Little kids bother me.
18. I'm a dropout.
19. I'm a geek.
20. I walk everywhere... I'm carless.
21. I love playing guitar.
22. Lilys is my favorite band.
23. People call me a stupid stoner.
24. I feel that people need to be themselves.
25. I say that I don't like being hugged but, that's not really true.

Nope. N. C. State is a university. I'm going to the college of PAMS. Plus uni is shorter.

1. I'm double jointed
2. I have a curly toe
3. I bite my nails... bad habit.
4. I didn't buy my favorite album on CD until today.
5. I drink at least two cans of Five Alive (on average) per day.
6. I ate at Boston Pizza last night, and I think I found my new favorite place for ribs.
7. I did my speech on the economy this year.
8. I don't watch sports.
9. I only play them.
10. My family has never had cable, and I'm a better person for it.
11. I really wanna go skateboarding again.
12. Speaking of which, I bought new grip tape today.
13. Speaking of buying things, I saw this really cool Alexisonfire shirt today, but I didn't get it because I was really broke.
14. I've been using various internet forums since I was eleven.
15. I have friends. :O
16. I've been wanting a pink shirt for a while.
17. I had a double teen burger at A&W today.
18. I didn't like Spiderland on first listen, but maybe I'll have to hear it again.
19. I'm finding that compiling this list is as hard as compiling my top 25 albums.
20. I'm really bored now, but it's too late to call up a friend.
21. Winter used to be my favorite month, but now I never get out of the house because snow forts don't appeal to me anymore.
22. Well, I do get out of the house, if one of my friends has a hockey game.
23. I'm interested in becoming a journalist or a dentist. Hmmmmm.
24. Despite my terrible eating habits, I weigh a healthy (skinny if anything) 120 pounds
25. I really wish I could fast-forward to May or June. Grade 8 trip to Ottawa, and then we graduate.

This thread is more deep than I would have thought.

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1. I too am bored.

2. I go to the University of Toledo even though I got accepted to Ohio State and both my parents are rabid OSU fans.

3. I major in Civil Engineering even though I'm way more interested in things like journalism and business.

4. I failed 3/4 of my midterms and studied twice as much as I usually do for them.

5. I have a fond liking of the pokemon video games to this day.

6. I secretly hate all of my 5 roomates.

7. I miss my dog who is back home a lot.

8. Pink Floyd is my second favorite band.

9. I bite my nails way too far down.

10. I thought I had pink eye, but it turns out I have an eye infection from falling asleep with my contacts in and it's probably worse than pink eye.

11. I have a torn meniscus in my left knee and it pops out and hurts like hell about once a month.

12. I have an injured right knee that I am supposed to get an MRI on but canceled cause I didn't feel like going home.

13. I played high school football even though I was way better at basketball.

14. My favorite food is chicken paprikas. My mom makes it the best.

15. I spent roughly $420 dollars at chipotle last year.

16. I would pay $100 dollars of my own money to see the Indians, Browns, or Cavs win their respective championships.

17. I would pay $1000 dollars of my own money to have sex with Scarlett Johannson.

18. I buy a new t shirt almost every week and it NEVER fits. I'm in that Medium-Large terror zone.

19. I've never been in a really serious relationship.

20. I have the ugliest feet but wear sandals way more than most people.

21. I have to pee.

22. I've been craving TGI Fridays for like a year now but I can't get it because the one by me closed.

23. I drink over a gallon of water a day habitually.

24. I keep my balls fairly trimmed unlike addidass. It looks nicer and is more comfortable.

25. I'll probably be up til 2:30 doing homework tonight if I start it right now.

Holy crap! Who's your favorite?

luls

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haha Talking Heads?

Oh Em Gee i cannot escape this list business.. my facebook is swarmed with them. Cut and paste jobby

1. I have serious motivational issues

2. I harbour a phobia for cotton wool

3. I hide behind big words

4. Im confident in my looks and never pretend otherwise

5. However, i'm racked with self-doubt and insecurity in pretty much all other aspects of my life

6. I've lived a pretty safe, regimented life thus far, thus this next year scares the crap out of me because nothing is certain

7. I'm stupidly vain

8. I'd rather go out and get wasted then do something constructive

9. I'm uncomfortable with my position in the world

10. Alone time is essential

11. Yet without my chums i'd be nothing

12. Same applies to my mum, the most important person in my life

13. My left hand is silicon

14. I'm in love with an ideal, it's the driving factor behind my life

15. I tend to contradict myself, i hate this

16. I'm a musical snob, but im working on it

17. I put up a confident front to hide shyness and anxiety

18. I want a girlfriend, but im ridiculously picky and tend not to give girls a chance for stupid reasons

19. Im frustrated by a lot of my friends apathy towards challenging music and film

20. Im fascinated by the macabre, i find perverse comfort in it and always have

21. Despite the fact i have great friends, a rich social life, a strong family and much to look forward to, i feel strangely detached.

22. Ignorance is a disease upon man

23. I'm ashamedly scene in my clothes and haunts

24. My bed is my favourite place in the world

25. This list has made me dislike myself

1. I have a indescribable hate for hipsters.
2. All of you who thought Anteater and I were the same person, **** off.
3. I'm a little obsessed with Fatima Mansions right now.
4. I'm doing a research project on "American Psycho" and enjoying it quite a deal.
5. My dog won't stop whining about the boxer next door.
6. My ganja dealer is always out of town when I need him.
7. I'm not a prog-fanboy, I just listen to the classics and some prog every now and then, but not anymore than the punk or jazz I listen to.
8. I haven't had pussy in a month, I hate everyone more than usual.
9. SGM's donkey-headed mascot is ****ing swoll.
10. Nobody has Lazy Magnets goddammit.
11. I have auburn hair.
12. I can't find my skull pipe on Sundays.
13. The beretta will always be cooler than the desert eagle.
14. I'm trying to write a short-story but that ******* procrastination won't stop reminding me of **** I don't really need to do. Like writing this. . . :(
15. Punk=great Blues=greater Punk-Blues=Holy ****.
16. So far I like The Birthday Party better than the Bad Seeds.
17. Snowman's album will continue to be a favorite for the rest of the year.
18. Why do the best Punk bands always have the ****tiest musicians inspired by them?
19. I know I'm not talking about myself, but I like my mysterious quality dammit!
20. Diet Coke is for whining, pathetic bitches.
21. I believe a band/and or artist only sells out when they do a commercial *cough* David Bowie. Especially one with Tina Turner. *ewww*
22. Texas doesn't suck, it just drinks annoyingly fast.
23. The Acid Mothers concert is only two months away. *drools*
24. I don't really give a **** about rules, but apparently the same goes for whatever I do.
25. I'm always wearing shades.

since i'm bored heres my list

1.i have really big opinions about things

2.im a pain in the ass most of the times

3.im native american

4.i have a tattoo of stars on my wrist

5.not like most girls dont care what ppl think of me

6.im like obessed with firehouse

7. i have 10 pierceings

8.i have a wonderful boyfriend

9.i hate wearing shoes

10.i have brown hair

11.i live in lame ass michigan

12. im a big wwe wrestling fan and tna fan

13.i love the new england patriots

14.my fav season is summer

15.i love music lol

16.my hair curls when its wet and i hate it

17.im 18 yay lol

18.i think kiss still OWNS no matter what

19.i love warm weather hate the cold

20.i think hockey owns

21.i think mark slaughter was hot when he was younger

22.my bf has a hott bod =]

23.im very clumsy

24.i hate when ppl think there all that

25.i think synyster gates is the best gutair player around now =]

1. I went by my middle name for the first 18 years of my life.
2. I hated it.
3. I'm getting a BS in mechanical engineering, hopefully within the next two years.
4. I have a higher GPA than I did in high school.
5. I love four of my roommates.
6. The other one is a complete nob.
7. I don't have a best friend.
8. The two that I was fortunate enough to have in my life moved to faraway places: one to Alaska, the other to Ukraine.
9. I have about three cubic feet of closet space, which is more than enough to shelve my wardrobe.
10. I disdain materialism in all its forms.
11. Up until about six months ago, the person I was closest to was a cat named Jinka.
12. She's dead now.
13. I will die of cancer eventually.
14. I haven't decided when.
15. All my friends are potheads.
16. Any given weekend I can count on at least three people waking me up because they're hammered and they're knocking on the wrong fucking apartment.
17. I hate my natural hair color.
18. I refuse to do anything about it.
19. I've loved ice hockey all my life, but my parents could never afford to let me play.
20. I'm actually a pretty quiet person in real life.
21. I try as hard as I can not to be pretentious or arrogant and somehow I still come off that way to my friends.
22. I have a severely limited attention span.
23. I can't make it through a bad movie; it took me four tries and countless naps before I made it halfway through Diamonds are Forever.
24. I think coffee is disgusting.
25. I don't like Piper at the Gates of Dawn.

I see a LOT of myself in this list.

Boy damn this shit. Here's mine:

1. I am a rapper.

2. I write some things.

3. I love me some internet.

4. Assassin's Creed is one cool game.

5. I want to have a clothing line.

6. LRG has to be the single best clothes brand ever.

7. Timberlands are my favorite shoes.

8. I'd spend 300 bucks on those Dinosaur Jr. Nikes. **** it man.

9. I have a feeling about some things.

10. How bout them democrats they're pretty cool.

11. I like women. A lot.

12. I want a ****in kangaroo.

13. I want a penguin even more.

14. Bipartisanship is a good choice.

15. I think I'd make a good father. People doubt my skillz though.

16. I like it when people aren't quiet. Try it out guyz.

17. Women's accessories are sometimes better than men's.

18. I can't ride a bicycle.

19. My favorite movie ever is either Apocalypse Now or the Warriors.

20. I loooove raving.

21. Coraline scares the ****ing **** out of me.

22. Stephen King's a pimp.

23. I'm not too familiar with a lot of old movies, like 50's and beforehand. Not many 60's movies either.

24. The Limey is a competitor for my new favorite movie.

25. My favorite music is Hip Hop, no doubt, but I like to keep an open mind.

Like those people in that place?

I'll be your best friend.

And for #25 what the ****?

Or that thing they did in that time?

1. I play the drums.
2. I have a 15 year old daughter but have never been married.(she lives with me by the way.)
3. I have been a recovering addict fot two years(cocaine.)
4. I am bi-polar
5. I died once for six minutes
6. I have a degree in history and used to teach school.
7. I was adopted at age six by my stepfather who married my mother.
8. My best friend was murdered a month ago and I guy I knew once just got the death sentence in Kansas for murder.
9. I have 3 brothers and a half brother and sister.
10. I attended four colleges an universities before graduating.
11. My drivers license was suspended for three years.
12. I can't sleep without medication
13. I have seen over 200 concerts.
14. I have never eaten a hard boiled egg
15. I own 44 pairs of shoes.
16. I have lost 50 pounds in the last year.
17. I love the Kansas Jayhawks, Tennessee Titans, LA Lakers, and The Yankees.
18. I was born in New Yorkk City at Manhattan's Lying In Hospital.
19. One of my brothers is a millionaire.
20. I love the books of Bret Easton Ellis
21. I am a Star Wars freak
22. I have spent over 18 months in jail in my lifetime for driving violations and probation violations.
23. I am borderline agoraphobic.
24. I hate cats yet I own one and love her dearly.
25. I suffer fron severe anxiety disorder on top of the bi-polar thing.

^ wow, you have a pretty tough time so it seems.

I was born in a hospital in Manhattan too, not sure which though

*cough*FrontRunner*cough*