Ehr, no .. Haha, that was definetly a misquote :p:

consider yourself lucky.

1.) I accidentally broke into backstage at a Phish show once. I was not arrested.
2.) My most traumatic experience was having a gun pulled on me at the mall when I lived in North Carolina. I was 12. The gentleman with the gun couldn't have been more than 14. Gang activity was pretty heavy there.
3.) I can juggle, ride a unicycle, walk on stilts, and make awesome balloon animals. Probably because I wanted to be a clown for a period of time.
4.) I was supposed to play softball for a division 1 school, but completely ruined my entire college experience and never made it to the spring semester.
5.) I smoke and drink entirely too much.
6.) I've not been in a committed relationship since 2008 because I was completely traumatized by a bad relationship.
7.) I play guitar (poorly) for at least five hours a day.
8.) I played French Horn in school, and was consistently first chair. I probably need to buy one of my own, because I miss playing it.
9.) I've been involved with dozens of plays as a performer, director, and playwright.
10.) I fully intend to move to the northeast. New Hampshire, Vermont, or Connecticut are the places I'm mainly looking into.
11.) I have horrible vision, but I never wear my glasses.
12.) I have a talent for jumping fences.
13.) I once started training for Parkour, but I kept injuring myself.
14.) I've played drums in several bands, but I've never actually owned my own drumset.
15.) I gave Eric Bischoff directions to the arena for a TNA event. He hugged me through the car window. Turns out, he's a nice dude.
16.) My hands are tiny. I can (and in high school, did) wear a youth small batting glove. They were recommended for ages 6-8.
17.) I've decided to go without alcohol and cut down my smoking for a few weeks to save more money for the Trey Anastasio concert at the end of this month. I'm already suffering.
18.) I registered to take the Jeopardy online test this time around. My strangely encyclopedic knowledge of seemingly useless facts should be beneficial in this pursuit.
19.) When I was in high school, my family got picked up to be on a reality show pilot by VH1, but my mother got cold feet and made me call them and decline.
20.) I won my high school's talent show by painting on a fake mustache, tying my hair back, and lip synching Queen's "Another One Bites the Dust". My friends pantomimed playing instruments behind me for the event.
21.) I used to be an enormous diva in theatre. I'm embarrassed looking back on it.
22.) I think that the stink bugs which have infested my region this year look kind of like shovels.
23.) My love for my BlackBerry is verging on unhealthy.
24.) <-- This number freaks me out a little bit. Everything unlucky that has happened to me has been related to it, it seems. It's like my own personal #13.
25.) I freaking love tornadoes.

1. Names Sean.
2. 23
3. Never really serious
4. Was going to propose to my recent ex girlfriend, but that did not happen.
5. 5'10.
6. 160 pounds.
5. Live in NJ
6. Did speed.
7. Divorced parents
8. I have two bands
9. Love skateboarding
10. Love bodyboarding/surfing
11. Love dogs
12. Stay up all night and sleep during the day
13. Hazel Eyes
14. Dated 2 girls who were bi
15. Had a piece of glass cut my arm open down to the bone when I was little.
16. Love to drink coke
17. Love to drive around doing nothing
18. Cracked my head open.
19. Didn't get stitches or go to the doctor when I cracked my head open
20. Accidently snorted heroin thinking it was coke
21. Love warm weather
22. Jumped off a garage roof bruising my heels
23. Wrecked a brand new car after a few months of owning it
24. Lived in Canada for 8 months
25. Love road trips.

Mrs. Wallace? Is that you?

26. I had an adrenaline needle stabbed into my heart.

How can you snort heroin thinking it's coke? Most times heroin is brown.

Never saw coke in my life before that. So I saw a line and did it.

He's not the first person I've heard tell that tale so apparently sometimes heroin looks like coke.

I don't believe that, if he would have snorted a line of "china white" he probably would have died.

edit:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alphamethylfentanyl this is basically heroin, and is white