That's so cool...

...Wait what? Does not compute

Did you press rape charges?

I do think so. It's a true fun fact.

Err, I went to a K-8 Catholic school, St. Paul's or some ****, uniform and all, and then went to a christian high school. That's it... Not my whole life, as it were, but prior to college. They are solid schools; I know I got a better education than my friends in public school, which due to overcrowding were literally zoos. But I started to become skeptical of the religion surrounding me around 5th grade. Protesting going to school mass: kneel, stand, kneel, stand, sit, stand, kneel, stand, sing, give us money, eat this, peace. Blah

I did not. I know some might have, but it didn't occur to me. I don't feel it was necessary. It was just lame of her to set up and take advantage. I don't think she knew I'd never had sex and she was ruining a moment I could have had with someone special, but I'm not particularly saving myself either.

It just doesn't make sense that parents who are homosexual AND had a "test tube" baby would then send that baby to Catholic school of all places. Did your teachers revile you?

**** man... put that in the Awkward Social Situations thread.

No. They did it b/c of the state of the public school system in the bay area back in the 90s and they could counteract anything crazy religious I brought home from school, but I wasn't too into it anyway so they weren't worried about me at all there. She noticed I was a smart student with a rebellious but quiet nature. I wasn't lost in their mold. Some of my classmates are using their facebooks as a place to spread their religious messages and soapboxing. I did fine in comparison.

1. I wear size 12 shoes, but wear medium gloves.
2. I grew up/lived in the same city for my first 18 years and have lived in 3 states and 2 countries since then.
3. I didn't break my first bone until I was 23.
4. I don't have a relationship with my younger brother.
5. I just bought my first house at 26.
6. My son is named after Elvis Costello.
7. I count my calories daily.
8. I've gone from 178 lbs. to 152 lbs since doing so.
9. All my grandparents died before I was born.
10. I could watch Gene Hackman take a **** and it would be in my top 10 movies of all time.
11. I've been in one fist fight my entire life.
12. Draw
13. I've never done illegal drug.
14. I'm a happy drunk.
15. When I go to a restaurant, I ask if they have Diet Coke or Pepsi. When they say Coke, I ask for water.
16. The longest I've stayed up is 40 hours, maybe with a few micro naps, not sure.
17. I went to be at 10:30 PM this past New Year's Eve.
18. I never fail to cry at the end of Field of Dreams.
19. I didn't get my driver's license until I was 21.
20. My parents' divorce has had a long lasting effect on how I view the world.
21. I have a lump on my rib cage I think might be cancer.
22. I despise drunk drivers.
23. I have only 4 tattoos though they average around $400 a piece and have collectively taken over 12 hours.
24. I love my Android and although I own Mac computers, I will never own a iPhone.
25. I just found out I can count to 25.

Declan or just Elvis?

Declan Patrick

I don't even talk to my younger brother. I'm naming my son Don after Captain Beefheart. I always ask for water.

cute :)