Kevorkian Logic

1. I can stick my fist into my mouth
2. I hate chocolate, but love reeces
3. I am seeing Portugal the Man on Monday night
4. I used to do drugs, I still do, but used to as well.
5. I've kissed a dolphin on the lips
6. I'm a pretty big nerd, but i try to keep it underwraps
7. I go to UNC-Chapel Hill
8. Starfox 64 is like my favorite game ever
9. I hate when people type like omg......so totally....great.... <---that. It makes me immediately discredit anything they say, because their grammar is atrocious
10. I am snobbish at times, even though I hate that I am
11. I own a pair over shoes that cost over a thousand dollars
12. I'm in the North Carolina debutante ball this summer
13. I hate the phrase lol
14. I have an older brother who is a closet ***
15. Older people make me awkward and uncomfortable
16. Younger people make me awkward and uncomfortable.
17. I am sometimes waaay to emotional
18. I got best laugh for senior supurlatives
19. I can be very bitchy
20. My favorite food is BBQ from Davie County, NC
21. Ignorance bothers me
22. I'm pretty sure my suitemates want to kill everyon
23. I wear a **** ton of hairbands
24. I replayed pokemon blue a couple of weeks ago
25. my pillow i sleep on is blue with my initials in yellow

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