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Kevorkian Logic 04-01-2009 03:53 PM

List of people who annoy the **** out of me.
 
Do any of these things bother anyone else?

-*******s who interrupt me, particularly *******s who interrupt me when they're not part of the conversation.
-bitches who whine about everything. Grow a pair of balls and get over it.
- People who jump to completely unfounded conclusions
- People who think they know ANYTHING about someone they are talking to on the internet
- People who use 'you seriously need to get laid' as some kind of universal "I > you stfu u fuken noob" insult
- Hypocrites
- Self-righteous twats that will, in the same breath, denounce something, but then say something that advocates it; especially the ones that don't realise they're doing this
- People that are incapable of understanding that different people like/prefer different things
- People who are quick to judge others, but take it as an extreme personal insult if you judge them, their actions or their preferences
- People that think pointless spamming is at all amusing
- People that abuse the fact that moderators on some forums/chat servers/chat channels/any other community communication medium, have to treat everyone neutrally
- People who have absolutely no financial sense, that take out multiple large loans that they then have to sell their credit-bought possessions for to cover
- Drama queens
- The facebook development team
- People that are overly obsessed with how they look
- People that act differently around 'new' people
- People that will consider you a 'loser' if you don't take part in or enjoy X activity
- People who don't type anywhere close to coherent grammar on the internet
- People who think they are more "real" than other people
- People who type lol after everything, as example "I just saw you lol" how the **** is that funny?!!!

glutoro 04-01-2009 03:55 PM

This could have made it into the bitch box! Hope you feel better letting all that **** out.

Schizotypic 04-01-2009 04:25 PM

Things that bother me on your list:
- People that are overly obsessed with how they look
- People that think pointless spamming is at all amusing
- People that are incapable of understanding that different people like/prefer different things
- People who are quick to judge others, but take it as an extreme personal insult if you judge them, their actions or their preferences

- Hypocrites
-bitches who whine about everything. Grow a pair of balls and get over it.
- People who jump to completely unfounded conclusions

Things that just bother me:
-People who save face at the expense of others
-People who make decisions based on what other people think of them
-People who hate things without trying them
-People who criticize things without trying them
-People who criticize things based on what other people think of them
-People who blindly follow someone or something
-People who view everyone as underneath them
-People who follow "rules" to the point of hurting other people
-People who intentionally use rules as a tool to hurt others
-People who's moral compass is driven by something other then morals

I'm going to stop, I just realized I could go on forever.

Yukon Cornelius 04-01-2009 04:37 PM

[QUOTE=glutoro;627236]This could have made it into the bitch box! Hope you feel better letting all that **** out.[/QUOTE]

Future Mod??

Antonio 04-01-2009 04:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kevorkian Logic (Post 627232)
Do any of these things bother anyone else?

-*******s who interrupt me, particularly *******s who interrupt me when they're not part of the conversation.
-bitches who whine about everything. Grow a pair of balls and get over it.
- People who jump to completely unfounded conclusions
- People who think they know ANYTHING about someone they are talking to on the internet
- People who use 'you seriously need to get laid' as some kind of universal "I > you stfu u fuken noob" insult
- Hypocrites
- Self-righteous twats that will, in the same breath, denounce something, but then say something that advocates it; especially the ones that don't realise they're doing this
- People that are incapable of understanding that different people like/prefer different things
- People who are quick to judge others, but take it as an extreme personal insult if you judge them, their actions or their preferences
- People that think pointless spamming is at all amusing
- People that abuse the fact that moderators on some forums/chat servers/chat channels/any other community communication medium, have to treat everyone neutrally
- People who have absolutely no financial sense, that take out multiple large loans that they then have to sell their credit-bought possessions for to cover
- Drama queens
- The facebook development team
- People that are overly obsessed with how they look
- People that act differently around 'new' people
- People that will consider you a 'loser' if you don't take part in or enjoy X activity
- People who don't type anywhere close to coherent grammar on the internet
- People who think they are more "real" than other people
- People who type lol after everything, as example "I just saw you lol" how the **** is that funny?!!!


i love you

Kevorkian Logic 04-01-2009 04:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by glutoro (Post 627236)
This could have made it into the bitch box! Hope you feel better letting all that **** out.

I do actually feel a little better, I get really annoyed with people about once a month for some reason. But in general I really do like people, they make me giggle.

Freebase Dali 04-01-2009 04:52 PM

I have a complaint, and I'd also like a female to explain it to me.

It annoys the sh!t out of me when I see these girls in pictures doing the fish lip... U know, plumping their lips. It looks retarded and unnatural. It's completely obvious. Yet, in all their photos, they're trying to pull this move as though they're going to be able to maintain that illusion when they meet someone face to face.

Why don't they know how retarded that is?
It's embarrassing.

What gives?

savannah 04-01-2009 04:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Veridical Fiction (Post 627290)
I have a complaint, and I'd also like a female to explain it to me.

It annoys the sh!t out of me when I see these girls in pictures doing the fish lip... U know, plumping their lips. It looks retarded and unnatural. It's completely obvious. Yet, in all their photos, they're trying to pull this move as though they're going to be able to maintain that illusion when they meet someone face to face.

Why don't they know how retarded that is?
It's embarrassing.

What gives?

i'm guilty of this

and i have no idea why

Freebase Dali 04-01-2009 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by savannah (Post 627293)
i'm guilty of this

and i have no idea why

Ok, but you don't do it on all your photos right?
And to me, that's even harder to explain, because anyone looking at picture A then looking at picture B would notice the glaring inconsistency and landslide towards the inescapable truth: The lips ain't real.

If I were a female, I'd feel douchey about it. I mean, unless I was able to convince myself that my lips looked like that by simply saying all my other pics are wrong.


P.S. There's a difference between doing the kiss lip and doing the "I'm self-conscious about my lips" lip. If you get it right on that line, then I guess it's easier to stomach because it could go either way.

glutoro 04-01-2009 05:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kevorkian Logic (Post 627280)
I do actually feel a little better, I get really annoyed with people about once a month for some reason. But in general I really do like people, they make me giggle.

they make me giggle too! More so when watching them do stupid things.:laughing:

savannah 04-01-2009 05:05 PM

no i dont do it all the time,.....yes i do it alot,.....my friends call it the kissy face,....i think alcohol has a lot to do with it,....

other than that,....i have no clue

Freebase Dali 04-01-2009 05:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by savannah (Post 627316)
no i dont do it all the time,.....yes i do it alot,.....my friends call it the kissy face,....i think alcohol has a lot to do with it,....

other than that,....i have no clue

Hah. The mysteries of women elude even themselves.

savannah 04-01-2009 05:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Veridical Fiction (Post 627324)
Hah. The mysteries of women elude even themselves.

well aint that somethin,...

333 04-01-2009 05:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kevorkian Logic (Post 627280)
I do actually feel a little better, I get really annoyed with people about once a month for some reason. But in general I really do like people, they make me giggle.

Hm ... What else happens once a month? :P

Kevorkian Logic 04-01-2009 05:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by savannah (Post 627316)
no i dont do it all the time,.....yes i do it alot,.....my friends call it the kissy face,....i think alcohol has a lot to do with it,....

other than that,....i have no clue

I agree with Savanah in thinking that alcohol has a lot to do with it, I just looked through some of my pics and the ones I did that kissy face, and I was pretty wasted in the pics I did that.

Quote:

Originally Posted by 333 (Post 627334)
Hm ... What else happens once a month? :P

I flip the page of my calendar.

Freebase Dali 04-01-2009 05:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 333 (Post 627334)
Hm ... What else happens once a month? :P

lol... It's all beginning to make sense now.

Bulldog 04-02-2009 03:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kevorkian Logic (Post 627232)
Do any of these things bother anyone else?

-*******s who interrupt me, particularly *******s who interrupt me when they're not part of the conversation.
-bitches who whine about everything. Grow a pair of balls and get over it.
- People who jump to completely unfounded conclusions
- People who think they know ANYTHING about someone they are talking to on the internet
- People who use 'you seriously need to get laid' as some kind of universal "I > you stfu u fuken noob" insult
- Hypocrites
- Self-righteous twats that will, in the same breath, denounce something, but then say something that advocates it; especially the ones that don't realise they're doing this
- People that are incapable of understanding that different people like/prefer different things
- People who are quick to judge others, but take it as an extreme personal insult if you judge them, their actions or their preferences
- People that think pointless spamming is at all amusing
- People that abuse the fact that moderators on some forums/chat servers/chat channels/any other community communication medium, have to treat everyone neutrally
- People who have absolutely no financial sense, that take out multiple large loans that they then have to sell their credit-bought possessions for to cover
- Drama queens
- The facebook development team
- People that are overly obsessed with how they look
- People that act differently around 'new' people
- People that will consider you a 'loser' if you don't take part in or enjoy X activity
- People who don't type anywhere close to coherent grammar on the internet
- People who think they are more "real" than other people
- People who type lol after everything, as example "I just saw you lol" how the **** is that funny?!!!

I agree with pretty much everything on that list, except for the lack of Lisa Riley on it :D

Urban Hat€monger ? 04-02-2009 03:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bulldog (Post 628147)
I agree with pretty much everything on that list, except for the lack of Lisa Riley on it :D

Don't you be dissing relatives of ex Fall members :mad:

Piss Me Off 04-02-2009 03:35 PM

I couldn't care less about the Facebook development team. A social networking site changed it's design, i'm sure we'll all manage.

Terrible Lizard 04-02-2009 06:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kevorkian Logic (Post 627232)
Do any of these things bother anyone else?

-*******s who interrupt me, particularly *******s who interrupt me when they're not part of the conversation.
HOLY **** WAT YOU GUYZ TALKIN' ABOOT?!1111:afro::soccer:
-bitches who whine about everything. Grow a pair of balls and get over it.
But it's soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo like ***.
- People who jump to completely unfounded conclusions
You're a Starbucks *** aren't you!
- People who think they know ANYTHING about someone they are talking to on the internet
I believe you have my stapler.
- People who use 'you seriously need to get laid' as some kind of universal "I > you stfu u fuken noob" insult
You need to get sodomized.
- Hypocrites
I know this is immature, it's the one thing that really annoys me.
- Self-righteous twats that will, in the same breath, denounce something, but then say something that advocates it; especially the ones that don't realise they're doing this
Wait wouldn't that count under hypocrite?
- People that are incapable of understanding that different people like/prefer different things
Psst anyone who likes Slipknot should be scalped and hung.
- People who are quick to judge others, but take it as an extreme personal insult if you judge them, their actions or their preferences
Aaaah! You discovered our weakness!
- People that think pointless spamming is at all amusing
HEYILOVEYOULETS****!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!1- People that abuse the fact that moderators on some forums/chat servers/chat channels/any other community communication medium, have to treat everyone neutrally
Muahhahahahahahahaha!
- People who have absolutely no financial sense, that take out multiple large loans that they then have to sell their credit-bought possessions for to cover
- Drama queens
see: Hypocrites
- The facebook development team
Hey what did I ever do to you!
- People that are overly obsessed with how they look
SKIP
- People that act normally around 'black' people
You ****ing racist.

- People that will consider you a 'loser' if you don't take part in or enjoy X activity
But I love doing whatever that is.
- People; who don't type.......... anywhere! close to coherent grammar on the internet4444

- People who think they are more "veal" than other people
http://phoenixcsc.com/image/BigEckShaggingSheep.jpg

- People who type lol after everything, as example "I just saw you lol" how the **** is that funnyLOL?!!!

*fixed* :p:

PinkCigarette 04-02-2009 06:12 PM

I hate these punk ass teens who think they're tough sh!t.


Just today, I went to the mall with my friends and on our way out, a group of teens were getting led by security guards back into the mall and one of them kept saying "don't f*cking touch me, f*ck you, f*ck you" while his idiot friend was on his bike about 10 feet away yelling "JUST RUN, RYAN!! IF I WEREN'T ON MY BIKE RIGHT NOW......F*CK" and it was incredibly ridiculous how hardcore these kids, who were all about 5 feet tall and looked like they barely weighed 100 LBS, were trying to tell off security guards who outweighed them and were more than a foot taller than them. Just shut up and go with the guard, you got caught being an idiot.

Kevorkian Logic 04-02-2009 07:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Terrible Lizard (Post 628295)
*fixed* :p:

is that man attempting to **** that sheep?

Kevorkian Logic 04-02-2009 07:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Piss Me Off (Post 628186)
I couldn't care less about the Facebook development team. A social networking site changed it's design, i'm sure we'll all manage.

it was more the contract change where any picture you post on facebook legally belongs to them, **** move in my opinion. I could care less about the design.


sorry about the double post.

Terrible Lizard 04-02-2009 08:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kevorkian Logic (Post 628384)
is that man attempting to **** that sheep?

Yes, yes he is. :rofl:

Kevorkian Logic 04-02-2009 08:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Terrible Lizard (Post 628430)
Yes, yes he is. :rofl:

oh dear, beastality...

I never quite understood the incentive for it.

Piss Me Off 04-03-2009 05:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kevorkian Logic (Post 628385)
it was more the contract change where any picture you post on facebook legally belongs to them, **** move in my opinion. I could care less about the design.

I don't think i have anything THAT embarassing so i'm not too pissed about it, sounds very Google-ish though.

Quote:

Originally Posted by GravitySlips (Post 628465)
- people in student halls who knock incessantly on your door when you're sleeping, hungover or otherwise occupied. plz get to f**k!
- fire alarms in halls when you're sleeping, hungover or otherwise occupied. plz stfu!

these annoy me more than most things nowadays.

Oh bloody hell yes. Do not BANG on my door asking for baccy at 5 in the morning. It is not done by normal people.

Bulldog 04-03-2009 05:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GravitySlips (Post 628465)
- people in student halls who knock incessantly on your door when you're sleeping, hungover or otherwise occupied. plz get to f**k!
- fire alarms in halls when you're sleeping, hungover or otherwise occupied. plz stfu!

these annoy me more than most things nowadays.

Agreed. Also, people who keep asking me for cigs when there's an all-night garage about 20 seconds walk down the bloody road.

SATCHMO 04-03-2009 05:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by savannah (Post 627293)
i'm guilty of this

and i have no idea why

But you're not "that girl" savannah.

He's talking about the "I like to take pictures of myself in my underpants with my cellphone and post them in my myspace page" look.

dog 04-04-2009 03:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Veridical Fiction (Post 627290)
I have a complaint, and I'd also like a female to explain it to me.

It annoys the sh!t out of me when I see these girls in pictures doing the fish lip... U know, plumping their lips. It looks retarded and unnatural. It's completely obvious. Yet, in all their photos, they're trying to pull this move as though they're going to be able to maintain that illusion when they meet someone face to face.

Why don't they know how retarded that is?
It's embarrassing.

What gives?

YEAH! totally. i know a couple people who do that, its really irritating

FireInCairo 04-04-2009 05:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kevorkian Logic (Post 627232)
- People that act differently around 'new' people

I'm different around 'new' people...because I'm shy....do you hate me now?

...but seriously who doesn't hate the facebook development team, bastards.

Piss Me Off 04-05-2009 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GravitySlips (Post 629881)
there's one guy in my flat, a total stoner, who's the worst. He's lost his keys too, but refuses to get a new set, and he's always appearing at ridiculous times in the morning, out his mind, and ringing the buzzer to get in, much to the general chagrin of the other 11 flatmates. And if he doesn't get in, he comes to my window (since I'm the one he knows best in the flat due to many smoking sessions) and pounds it til I wake up. I think he's due an ass-kicking if it happens again.

Sounds like my flatmate, but mine's drunk and angry half the time as well as stoned. I swear he actually invites people round the flat so he can fight them.

Farfisa 04-05-2009 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kevorkian Logic (Post 627232)
- People that act differently around 'new' people

I can't help but being shy and nervous around new people... I suppose that makes me a bad person.

Freebase Dali 04-06-2009 11:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loose_lips_sink_ships (Post 630641)
I can't help but being shy and nervous around new people... I suppose that makes me a bad person.

Nope.
It's better to be shy around new people, or at least not so comfortable that you're farting loudly while shaking someone's hand for the first time.

It's a good thing to hang back a while and get a feel for new people before you open up.

Kevorkian Logic 04-06-2009 06:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loose_lips_sink_ships (Post 630641)
I can't help but being shy and nervous around new people... I suppose that makes me a bad person.

naw, I wasn't referring really to being shy. Lot's of people are shy around new people. I was more referring to how lots of guys/girls get when they enter a frat/sorority house for the first few times at my college. It's really obnoxious.

Scarlett O'Hara 04-06-2009 09:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Veridical Fiction (Post 631146)
Nope.
It's better to be shy around new people, or at least not so comfortable that you're farting loudly while shaking someone's hand for the first time.

It's a good thing to hang back a while and get a feel for new people before you open up.

Not necessarily, I find with being open and confident towards meeting new people you create a good gateway to making friends, as they see how approachable and interesting you are. I have no fear of walking into a crowded room anymore because I make it my absolute priority to meet someone new, as then you will seem like someone worth approaching by someone else.

Smile and the world smiles with you, so to speak.

Freebase Dali 04-06-2009 09:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vanilla (Post 631586)
Not necessarily, I find with being open and confident towards meeting new people you create a good gateway to making friends, as they see how approachable and interesting you are. I have no fear of walking into a crowded room anymore because I make it my absolute priority to meet someone new, as then you will seem like someone worth approaching by someone else.

Smile and the world smiles with you, so to speak.

That works for your personality.
But not for Loose_Lips'.
I said that for his benefit, but it's not to say that your philosophy isn't right for you. It just wouldn't jive with his.

333 04-06-2009 09:47 PM

On the open and shy issue, I believe both can be positive and negative depending on the situation. Setting and environment is crucial for me. Perhaps I'm just not "chic", but this past weekend, I attended an art show at a new gallery in town and found myself really out-of-place and put off by how the show was more so revolved around the people and what they were wearing, not the art. Needless to say, I babysat the free cheese and wine until I was able to admire a painting without someone kissing me on the cheek. After, I went to a house party and was immediately social and open. I agree with both veridical and vanilla - it's good to take a step back and just watch, but more fun if you just dive in and wing it.

Freebase Dali 04-06-2009 10:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 333 (Post 631594)
On the open and shy issue, I believe both can be positive and negative depending on the situation. Setting and environment is crucial for me. Perhaps I'm just not "chic", but this past weekend, I attended an art show at a new gallery in town and found myself really out-of-place and put off by how the show was more so revolved around the people and what they were wearing, not the art. Needless to say, I babysat the free cheese and wine until I was able to admire a painting without someone kissing me on the cheek. After, I went to a house party and was immediately social and open. I agree with both veridical and vanilla - it's good to take a step back and just watch, but more fun if you just dive in and wing it.

Thar ya go. :)

For me, the situation is no match for how much alcohol I've drank prior. I tackle every problem with a shot or 5.
It helps, because I'm naturally introverted.

Scarlett O'Hara 04-07-2009 01:22 AM

^ That is not a good idea. You should rely on alcohol in order to feel good around other people, that kind of behaviour can lead to alcoholism.

Freebase Dali 04-07-2009 01:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vanilla (Post 631681)
^ That is not a good idea. You should not rely on alcohol in order to feel good around other people, that kind of behaviour can lead to alcoholism.

I saw that commercial too.
I didn't fit the stereotype though, still don't. I just prefer to start a good time with a good "wine". Once I'm up and at 'em, I'm good to go.

I don't require alcohol to feel good around folks. It just makes for better conversation IMO.
Half of what I said in that response was jokery.


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