Oh wow I so have, can't believe others havn't.

Question lol?

Have you ever killed someone?

Directly, no. Indirectly, more than likely, yes.

Have you ever robbed anyone? If so was it thief style or at gun/knife point.

that was mean :(

Yeah, thief style $270.00

ever lied to get laid?

Nice.

i don't know if i've ever told the truth to get laid. that's sort of bad.

have you ever indecently exposed yourself in public?

funny that, I'm married and I still find myself doing it

Weekly, yes I'm THAT guy

Ever stole a car?

nope

ever killed a cat?

Absolutely not. What the fuck.

Have you ever made grilled cheese, but replaced the margarine/butter with mayonnaise because you haven't gone grocery shopping in over two weeks? Cough.

Nope. But I had some really similar incidents

Have you ever done a quadruple railslide with a snowboard? (holy ****, I did)

Pretty sure I don't even know what that is...so no.


Have you ever had food poisoning?

Yes!!! Damn burger king breakfast. Had me spewing from both endsfor about 48 hours.

Have you ever seen a likeness of something in your own feces?

nope.

ever dropped your cellphone in the toilet after pooping?

No.

Ever got into a fight with a bouncer?

nah


have you ever been on life support?

never have

ever come out bruised from a mosh pit?

Yeah sure. I was in a mosh pit last year at a gig :) I refuse to grow up.

Have you ever done a yard of ale?

Thats quite funny actually, I just got arrested for that last year.

Sorry jack, dont really know how much a yard of ale is, but Im about 90% i havent.

Ever played beer pong? (To my surprise, many have not!)

I did a yard of margarita...does that count?


Have you ever had an internal organ removed?

Sorry but that reminds me of a joke.. Ever had a large organ removed from inside you?.....No. Would you like one? :laughing:

:laughing: I knew someone would go there...

To answer- No. Never been in hospital, had surgery, broken anything etc.

Ever got the lottery numbers right but not got a ticket?

Ya, but it was only 'Play 3' it was my b-day 7-1-9

Ever vomited out of your nostrils?

Unfortunately :(

Ever accidently get doodoo on your knuckles whilst wiping your arse?

Not on my knucks i dont think, but definently on the fingers, once in a blue moon ill get a poke through.

Ever had an orange soda float?

Nope. Only a tumor.

Have you ever been acting totally dumb for a week staright? :laughing: