Have you ever?
 

Its simple...

ask a question, answer it, than ask a question after you answer (yes I'm bored :(

Have you ever kicked a dog?

Nooo!

Have you ever skinny dipped?

Yeah, and it was freezing.

have you ever eaten caviar?

Yes. Not half bad...but not half good either.

Have you ever played in the rain?

Yeah football many many times.

Ever killed a spider?

Killed one just now, smooshed that sucka good.

Ever committed vandalism?

Yeah smashed up a telephone box when I was 17 in a ridiculous drunken adolescent rage.

Told a customer (if you have ever worked in retail) to fuck off?

No. But I did tell a customer who I caught trying to steal that I would "knock her bottom teeth in if she ever tries to pull that **** again". She had to have been at most 15. Good.

Have you ever been hit on by a distant cousin?

No, wierd.

Broke a bone?

Yep...it was only my pinky toe though. lol


Have you ever been in a car wreck that was your fault?

It was more like a car bumbing.

Have you ever ate one of your boogers?

A booger is?

^ nasal debris.

A bogey FFS . Can't anyone speak English anymore :D

Yup, been in a fight?

Yip!

Had sex on cocaine?

Yip! Made a pornstar.

Shot a gun?

Yep, use to have a bit of a temper in my middle and high school days, since then I've learned to chill out and just let stuff slide, no use in busting your knuckles up unless you really have.

Ever been called out on something you've said in public by a stranger?

I don't think so...

Have you ever wanted to play music to get laid or for monetary gain?

To pobody: Yes. One time from a mother for getting angry and cussing in front of children during Halloween.

I responded to her like any normal person would. By telling her to go f*ck herself.

To loose: Who doesn't?

Have you ever been hit on my someone of the same sex?

Yeah, I actually used to kick it with this dude that was real into me, so he bought me booze when i was underage and he would smoke me up constantly. He knew the boundaries so it was all cool, until that ***got stole my frog pipe, he got a brick through the window, the end. You cant beat up *** men, because if you lose your a total douche, but if you win youre an even larger douche.

Have you ever purposely run over and animal while driving?

I don't drive too often but no.

Have you ever been to a donkey show?

no


have you ever jerked it for an hour straight?

no, i dont have that kinda time

have you ever eaten another man alive

Not yet,

have you ever said you dig a tune to impress someone although you didnt dig it at all?

Yea, I do that every time someone asks me how I like their music.

Has Jackhammer read this thread: http://www.musicbanter.com/games-lis...-q-thread.html? ;)

Yes he has.

Have you ever watched tv 12 hours straight?

Nope

Have you ever been headbanging for an hour straight?

Nope, dont think i have made it past a minute....

Ever used Burts beeswax chapstick?

Nope.

Have you ever been in a fight?

Quite a few, Im skrawny and have been known to have the Napoleon complex when Im hammered. I like to just think of it as the incredible hulk though.

Ever played a sport at a higher level then school?

yes, AAA hockey goes until you're like 19 so i was on a team with guys who skipped college to play one more year. it's also higher than varsity.

ever slid down a sand dune on a snowboard?

I wish :'[

ever punched your best friend in the face?

Actually yes. We'd been tripping on shrooms and I took WAY too many. Had a bad trip then went into ego death. Came out of it a little and thought I was having a lucid dream, so I ran out in the rain in just socks and tried to break into a car and drive it. Got pulled back inside and my best friend Aaron tried to talk me down, to which I replied: "It's all gravy, baby" and punched him square in the jaw. After that, I tried to eat a few shoes and eventually came down with temporary amnesia.

Ever used a carpeted staircase as a ski-slope with just a bare skateboard deck?

no, I never skated in my life...

have you ever slept in your own vomit?

No. I used to put a carrier bag by the side of my bed ready for the carrot chunder when I was younger. So organised :D

Have you ever looked at a good looking woman/man and just wanted to be honest. Go up to them and say: I want to take you to bed right now?

****...I actually said that to a girl I know...

Have u ever cheated during a card game?

Can't say I ever have


Ever caught somebody masturbating in an Internet cafe, or public place?

Never lol.

Have you ever had a thought you were ashamed of thinking?

definitely

have you ever cut yourself shaving (your pubes)?