The Sick MJ Joke Thread
 

I don't condone it, but it's inevitable and we may as well have a place to put them all.

Fire away...

What do Micheal Jackson and a Nintendo Wii have in common?
They're both made of plastic and they both get turned on by kids.

hahahaha, never heard that one before.


Q: What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A: One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in.

Q: How can you tell if Michael Jackson has a hot date?
A: There’s a big wheel parked outside his house.

Q: Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds?
A: Because there are twenty of them.

Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect “10″?
A: Two 5 year olds.

Q: How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
A: From a catalogue.

Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??
A: He thought it was a delivery service.

Q: What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs?
A: A Michael Jackson slumber party.

Q: Did you know they’re putting out a Michael Jackson stamp?
A: Fans get to vote for the white or black Michael Jackson.

Q: What’s brown and often found in a baby’s diaper?
A: Michael Jackson’s hand.


haha, I feel terrible....

FOR SALE:

Single white glove. Slightly soiled index finger.

Q. What's the difference between Mr. Potato Head and Michael Jackson?
A. Michael Jackson has had more noses.

And so you should! Only one joke per post please...we're not sickos here.

lol, sorry :/ I got carried away.


I saw this on some random MJ website....kinda funny but wrong <.<


I dont feel any emotion after MJ’s death… He never really touched me when I was younger…

:(

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Alex Ferguson?

Ferguson will still be playing Giggs in August.

When Farrah Fawcett got to heaven God granted her one wish.

Because she was selfless she wished that no harm would come to any children anymore

So God killed Michael Jackson