|06-26-2009, 06:13 PM||#3 (permalink)|
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Join Date: Mar 2009
Q: What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A: One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in.
Q: How can you tell if Michael Jackson has a hot date?
A: There’s a big wheel parked outside his house.
Q: Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds?
A: Because there are twenty of them.
Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect “10″?
A: Two 5 year olds.
Q: How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
A: From a catalogue.
Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??
A: He thought it was a delivery service.
Q: What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs?
A: A Michael Jackson slumber party.
Q: Did you know they’re putting out a Michael Jackson stamp?
A: Fans get to vote for the white or black Michael Jackson.
Q: What’s brown and often found in a baby’s diaper?
A: Michael Jackson’s hand.
haha, I feel terrible....
|06-26-2009, 06:22 PM||#8 (permalink)|
Join Date: May 2008
Location: Knoxville/Nashville, TN, USA, NA, E, S, LC, MW, Known Universe
|06-26-2009, 06:35 PM||#10 (permalink)|
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: End of the Earth
When Farrah Fawcett got to heaven God granted her one wish.
Because she was selfless she wished that no harm would come to any children anymore
So God killed Michael Jackson
Me, Myself and I United as One
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