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gunnels

11-20-2009 11:14 PM

Texas accidently bans all marriages

Oops: Did Texas Ban Marriage? - Political Hotsheet - CBS News

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VEGANGELICA

11-20-2009 11:33 PM

At last we have equality in Texas!!...although I prefer the route Iowa went, which was to allow legal marriage for people regardless of gender. From your article, here's the crucial sentence of the Texas Constitutional amendment that was approved in 2005:

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This state or a political subdivision of this state may not create or recognize any legal status identical or similar to marriage.

"Any legal status identical to marriage," of course, is...marriage.

Janszoon

11-21-2009 07:16 AM

Hilarious. :laughing:

anticipation

11-21-2009 07:49 AM

In other news, shotgun sales are down 100% in the state of Texas.

someonecompletelyrandom

12-08-2009 11:26 AM

LOL leave it to us.

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Originally Posted by anticipation (Post 770444)

In other news, shotgun sales are down 100% in the state of Texas.

That's a bit of a stretch - people use shotguns for everything down here.

LoathsomePete

12-08-2009 11:48 AM

Ah gotta love the lack of proof reading for documents. It reminds me of a state that almost created a National Skate Park rather than State Park.

bandteacher1

12-09-2009 09:48 AM

Leave it to Texas to screw the whole system up! XD

(I'm allowed to rag on Texas. I lived in Austin until I was 14.)

Stone Birds

12-10-2009 03:46 PM

karma's a bitch, especially for stupid people (i'm not saying ALL Texans are, i'm just saying a good portion is)

someonecompletelyrandom

12-10-2009 04:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Stone Birds (Post 782292)

karma's a bitch, especially for stupid people (i'm not saying ALL Texans are, i'm just saying a good portion is)

I think that's an unfair assumption unless you actually live here. Texas is such a huge and varied state that you'll get huge differences in attitude between areas.

Stone Birds

12-14-2009 07:02 AM

i've only seen* the stupid parts of Texas, then (i know plenty of smart people from texas i simply haven't truly met them

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