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Old 11-20-2009, 11:14 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Oops: Did Texas Ban Marriage? - Political Hotsheet - CBS News

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Old 11-20-2009, 11:33 PM   #2 (permalink)
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At last we have equality in Texas!!...although I prefer the route Iowa went, which was to allow legal marriage for people regardless of gender. From your article, here's the crucial sentence of the Texas Constitutional amendment that was approved in 2005:

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This state or a political subdivision of this state may not create or recognize any legal status identical or similar to marriage.
"Any legal status identical to marriage," of course, is...marriage.
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Old 11-21-2009, 07:16 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Hilarious.
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Old 11-21-2009, 07:49 AM   #4 (permalink)
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In other news, shotgun sales are down 100% in the state of Texas.
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Old 12-08-2009, 11:26 AM   #5 (permalink)
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LOL leave it to us.

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In other news, shotgun sales are down 100% in the state of Texas.
That's a bit of a stretch - people use shotguns for everything down here.
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Old 12-08-2009, 11:48 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Ah gotta love the lack of proof reading for documents. It reminds me of a state that almost created a National Skate Park rather than State Park.
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Old 12-09-2009, 09:48 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Leave it to Texas to screw the whole system up! XD

(I'm allowed to rag on Texas. I lived in Austin until I was 14.)
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karma's a bitch, especially for stupid people (i'm not saying ALL Texans are, i'm just saying a good portion is)
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karma's a bitch, especially for stupid people (i'm not saying ALL Texans are, i'm just saying a good portion is)
I think that's an unfair assumption unless you actually live here. Texas is such a huge and varied state that you'll get huge differences in attitude between areas.
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i've only seen* the stupid parts of Texas, then (i know plenty of smart people from texas i simply haven't truly met them
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