HasBeenCorrected

1. Have seen three broadway plays in less than five years even though I live in Texas.
2. Went to the emergency room because of a migraine. (Yes... that bad.)
3. Was going to have phone sex with a girl when my friend just to fake it... so I did... and we find out later the girl was faking it so we were both going "Uhh" but not doing anything.
4. Have been in love with a girl for three years and asked her out eleven times but havent gotten rejected every single time.
5. Am still extremely good friends with said girl.
6. Own 22 TV DVD sets (Counting dualdiscs as two) thats 62 discs of TVness.
7. Have only gotten one B on my report card ever. (stupid keyboarding)
8. Have riden every single ride at Schliterbahn waterpark (voted best waterpark seven years in row... by some place...)
9. Has ran up to a person at Six-Flags and yelled, "DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE YO MAMA DON'T FEED YOU!" then ran away.
10. Once started a conversation with everyone I passed by in the mall.

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So we agree to the terms?...
Yeah.
Okay... we'll send over the prisoner once your part of the deal is up...
Get on with it Grif...
I would just like to admit... that I suck...
And?...
And that I'm a girl...
What else?
And I like ribbons in my hair... and I want to kiss all the boys...
This might be the greatest surrender of all time.


So let go
Mmm, jump in
Oh well whatcha waiting for
It's alright
'Cuz there's beauty
In the breakdown