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Old 05-06-2010, 09:41 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Old 05-07-2010, 01:11 AM   #2 (permalink)
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my bad i forgot about yours. kudos to you. we also share the same physique i'm just not showing mine off haha

as for the drunk pics, most of them are pretty standard. passed out in a doorway... who hasn't done that?

THESE on the other hand, are worthwhile drunk pics (i was the one snapping the photos)
Out of all the bathroom floors you chose to take a nap on, that is by far the cleanest.
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Old 05-04-2010, 08:30 PM   #3 (permalink)
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no. I win this thread. no one else actually dared post a legitimately bad picture of themselves.
What? Mine are terrible. Of course it's common for people to think they look bad and others to think they look alright. It's common the other way around too.
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Old 05-04-2010, 07:29 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Thanks Seltzerica! It was mainly to show off my snazzy goodwill fit. I have tons of awful pictures from my older less sober days.
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Old 05-04-2010, 07:35 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Old 05-04-2010, 08:46 PM   #6 (permalink)
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derr.... this is pretty bad I think. This would be my drunk pic if I was actually drunk.
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Old 05-05-2010, 08:19 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Old 05-05-2010, 05:37 PM   #8 (permalink)
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^ yeah that was actually at the end of my first big college dorm party. it took us a good 15 minutes to find the guy hahaha. then again there were 6 bathrooms in the building and he had disappeared onto another floor.

hell i only wish someone took a picture of the time someone left me a pillow next to the toilet after a night of hard drinking. that was AWESOME! wipe the doritomit of my face, look around the room, spot a pillow RIGHT THERE! zZZZzzzzzz hahaha
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Old 05-05-2010, 08:22 PM   #9 (permalink)
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hell i only wish someone took a picture of the time someone left me a pillow next to the toilet after a night of hard drinking. that was AWESOME! wipe the doritomit of my face, look around the room, spot a pillow RIGHT THERE! zZZZzzzzzz hahaha
"Doritomit!" It took me a while to realize that must be the combination of Dorito + Vomit! Did you make up "doritomit" all on your own, mr dave, or is this some drinking lingo that non-drinkers like me just have never picked up?

Seriously, though...these pics of people nearly passed out (or really passed out, in Paloma's case?) from alcohol consumption scare me! I worry you people are going to die!!!

I don't understand why alcohol consumption is considered funny when it gets to the "collapsed on the bathroom floor" vomiting stage. I can appreciate the accentuated silliness light drinking can inspire...I suppose...actually not, because things seem fun without alcohol...but I don't understand why people find the alcohol horror stories and how awful the experiences were *funny*.

I would think looking back on them, if I had experienced them, I'd just think the whole experience was scary, distressing, and exhausting. I avoid touching any surface in a public bathroom, so lying on the floor alone would be a horror. Also, I avoid vomiting as much as possible.

The only real good vomit experience I had (good, because I felt better afterwards) was vomiting the day after my 21st birthday...and that was NOT due to alcohol (I hadn't drunk any). I had greedily eaten too many strawberries with their hulls on, so that some great, big undigestible mass caused my stomach to ache for a whole day until FINALLY I chucked it up. I thought the mass was going to block my windpipe! Ugh. But then afterwards my tummy felt better, at least.

Since I don't have a picture of my "strawberromit" moment, this description will have to do.
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Old 05-05-2010, 09:55 PM   #10 (permalink)
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The only real good vomit experience I had (good, because I felt better afterwards) was vomiting the day after my 21st birthday...and that was NOT due to alcohol (I hadn't drunk any). I had greedily eaten too many strawberries with their hulls on, so that some great, big undigestible mass caused my stomach to ache for a whole day until FINALLY I chucked it up. I thought the mass was going to black my windpipe! Ugh. But then afterwards my tummy felt better, at least.

Since I don't have a picture of my "strawberromit" moment, this description will have to do.
Ha ha, you crack me up! I could probably write a book on the different kinds of vomit I have had. I haven't partied too hard in quite some time. It is Cinco de Mayo, and 4 years ago on this day I gave up some Blue Hawaiian Jose Cuervo Classicomit at a sorority house. I painted the bathroom blue, cleaned it with toilet paper, then slept in the shower with the water on, while having a naked girl in bed waiting. This extremely hetero situation with a strawberry margarita started it off.
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