Entertain Me (dancing, quote, Ching)

Dezzy · 07-14-2005, 08:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BabyGurl928

why should i entertain ya, how 'bout ya entertain me

Why don't you start your own "entertain me" thread and see what happens.

Fenixpunk · 08-11-2005, 12:06 PM

Brenda O'Malley is home making dinner, as usual, when Tim Finnegan arrives at her door.
"Brenda, may I come in?" he asks. "I've somethin' to tell ya".
"Of course you can come in, you're always welcome, Tim. But where's my husband?"
"That's what I'm here to be telling ya, Brenda."
There was an accident down at the Guinness brewery..."
"Oh, God no!" cries Brenda. "Please don't tell me."
"I must, Brenda. Your husband Shamus is dead and gone. I'm sorry.
Finally, she looked up at Tim. "How did it happen, Tim?"
"It was terrible, Brenda. He fell into a vat of Guinness Stout and drowned."
"Oh my dear Jesus! But you must tell me true, Tim. Did he at least go quickly?"
"Well, Brenda... no. In fact, he got out three times to pee."

Zygomycota · 08-11-2005, 12:10 PM

*Does a little dance*

Eh...I got nothin' else.

marshmallowmonkey · 08-11-2005, 12:13 PM

dunno bout your dance,but the script-thing at the bottom of your message had me inhysterics!no kidding!

Imonlydancing · 08-11-2005, 12:28 PM

*entertains*

marshmallowmonkey · 08-11-2005, 12:34 PM

its totally strange!where is it from?or did you make it up?

PerFeCTioNThrUSileNCe · 08-11-2005, 12:36 PM

i saw the founder of this site on jay leno last night..

http://www.cryingwhileeating.com

Urban Hat€monger ? · 08-11-2005, 12:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Imonlydancing

*entertains*

Pathetic

Imonlydancing · 08-11-2005, 01:01 PM

Shut up. hehe.

tdoc210 · 08-11-2005, 06:18 PM

me and my friend blew up a fu,cking bathtup with gasoline firecrackers draino and chalk and water bombs

08-11-2005, 12:06 PM	#82 (permalink)
Fenixpunk The Erroneous Hoodlum Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: West Side Phoenix Posts: 2,057	Brenda O'Malley is home making dinner, as usual, when Tim Finnegan arrives at her door. "Brenda, may I come in?" he asks. "I've somethin' to tell ya". "Of course you can come in, you're always welcome, Tim. But where's my husband?" "That's what I'm here to be telling ya, Brenda." There was an accident down at the Guinness brewery..." "Oh, God no!" cries Brenda. "Please don't tell me." "I must, Brenda. Your husband Shamus is dead and gone. I'm sorry. Finally, she looked up at Tim. "How did it happen, Tim?" "It was terrible, Brenda. He fell into a vat of Guinness Stout and drowned." "Oh my dear Jesus! But you must tell me true, Tim. Did he at least go quickly?" "Well, Brenda... no. In fact, he got out three times to pee." __________________ This message has been approved by Shawn Erroneous - The Declaimed

08-11-2005, 12:10 PM	#83 (permalink)
Zygomycota Sleazy Producer Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: 1001's: A Whirlwind of Adventures! Posts: 197	Does a little dance Eh...I got nothin' else. __________________ "In your sad machine, you'll forever stay..." http://www.purevolume.com/zygomycota PM me if you have any comments^ :)

08-11-2005, 06:18 PM	#90 (permalink)
tdoc210 ashes against the grain Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: new hampsha Posts: 2,617	me and my friend blew up a fu,cking bathtup with gasoline firecrackers draino and chalk and water bombs __________________ We went back there and they had come and hacked off every inoculated arm. There they were in a pile. A pile of little arms. And I remember... I... I... I cried. I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out. I didn't know what I wanted to do. And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it. I never want to forget. And then I realized... like I was shot... like I was shot with a diamond... a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought: My God... the genius of that.

08-11-2005, 12:13 PM	#84 (permalink)
marshmallowmonkey i am the cookie monster Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: in the middle of ****ing nowhere Posts: 122	dunno bout your dance,but the script-thing at the bottom of your message had me inhysterics!no kidding!

08-11-2005, 12:28 PM	#85 (permalink)
Imonlydancing raaaaaaa Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Bedford Posts: 951	entertains

08-11-2005, 12:34 PM	#86 (permalink)
marshmallowmonkey i am the cookie monster Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: in the middle of ****ing nowhere Posts: 122	its totally strange!where is it from?or did you make it up?

08-11-2005, 01:01 PM	#89 (permalink)
Imonlydancing raaaaaaa Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Bedford Posts: 951	Shut up. hehe.