Why thank you. ;)

hmmm it depends

Funk out with your junk out!

Jam out with your clam out.
I didn't want the thread to appear exist.

Great minds etc..

I've just made one up:

Jump out with your pump out!

Hit out with your clit out anyone?

I have heard that subconsciously a lot of art has sexual connatations and even mechanical designs are designed with procreation in mind. IE Enter or be entered.

H.R Giger is probably one of the best artists to base almost all of his art on some sort of sexual level:

http://blogs.ink19.com/strokeofmidni...hr-giger-7.jpg
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...th_machine.jpg

^^^ and to think those are some of Geiger's less suggestive pieces.

"Do you think penises are ugly?"

Everything is relative. But if the ancient Greeks and Romans said "no", that works for me. This bronze Roman ding dong (never better said) is at the British Museum (London):

So that penis actually... has it's own penis. That could go on for a while.

I have a couple of Giger books and they definitely ARE tame for him but I couldn't find pics online.

ehh it depends

I love H.R. Giger. Birth Machine is probably my favorite, though.

There are things uglier than my member.

Such as?

I wouldn't choose them for wall decor but they have a certain charm.

I'm fine with the way they look, and rather like mine. Like some people have said, I wouldn't call penises beautiful or anything, but certainly not ugly either.

Some of that Giger art is great too, by the way.

At least human ding dongs are nicer than many animal schlongs. For example rat and dog wieners are not exactly prettier.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi..._penis_new.jpg

At least I don't think they are!

c'mon guys, some of us eat and surf.

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Exactly right.

Tough answer! Some are, some aren't. Same story for vaginas and.. pretty much everything else.

Mine's dashing though.

I was eating when I saw Tore's picture, DAMMIT TORE! If I wanted to see a dog penis I'd go to an animal bestiality website.

You got me there. Well Played.

I was eating Hell pizza when I saw it... still, my fault for clicking on a thread with ding dongs in the title :D

Oh right. To be honest, I didn't automatically think people would react that way. I sometimes forget not everyone studies biology. ;)

Comparing the aesthetics of the human penis to that of the dog's is perhaps a bit unfair to the dogs. They are not our closest relatives and don't have sex the same way, so a more fair comparison may be to that of the bonobo.


I still think the human schlong is nicer.

Wait. I thought dogs pretty much have sex like humans do. ??

About Dog Sex:

They don't call it "doggy style" for nothing! :p:

This monkey and dog **** is making me sick!

"Both the male and female will often have a very special look on their faces."

:laughing:

Gold.

Lmao!!!! "Both the male and female will often have a very special look on their faces."

Thats amazing. :laughing::laughing:

Alright alright! They have whatchacallit .. internal schlongs :p:

They do? Then how do you explain the penis picture you posted? I was rather shocked tbh.

Great minds, think alike.

Too right! :beer:

They flop out when they're ready to **** a bitch :)

I voted no because I like to look at mine in the bath and pretend it's a shark.

Why doesn't MB have a damn 'like' button!!!