Are Ding Dongs That Ugly? (NSFW)
 

I am doing thread vomit right now, but this is geniune question of mine that I have: do you think penises are ugly?

I personally think they are fantastic, an art piece so to speak. The veins are so abstract.

I apologise if you find this thread offensive, but maybe you need to revisit biology and be able to not blush at the word penis.

Not generally, but some schlongs certainly are!

Overweight people with tiny ding dongs - when a tiny wiener is being swallowed up by a fleshy fat pad, that's not very nice.

What do you girls/gays think about veiny versus smooth wangs?

I think they're okay looking. The real question is... are vaginas ugly? I'd love to hear the opinions on that one.

and, I like smoother better. A vein or two in there is nice, but veins everywhere freak me the **** out.

I reckon so. Not just because I'm straight and therefore aren't attracted to them, but I've just never been able to comprehend the appeal. I feel the same way about vaginas though.

Vaginas just look like a ham sandwich which has been stepped on.

:laughing:

Gold.

Nah. I like the creamy center.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_vBiL4nSwNB...dongs_300w.jpg

Son of a bitch you beat me to it! Now I have to actually reply to the intended question...

Hmm... are ding dongs ugly? I don't really know to be honest. I don't really think mine is ugly, maybe average, I mean probably not going to be featured in Times "Penis of the Year" or anything. What about other guys? I guess some of the ones I see in porn are good looking, but I mean they're suppose to be, even porn has standards.

So to answer the question, no I don't think ding dongs are ugly.

A lesbian friend of mine once told me that ding dongs look like "a failed experiment". I always thought that was a pretty funny description.

good thread.

What the **** does she do in her lab?

No. Vaginas and Penises are both rather fetching. None of them are ugly anyway, that's just stupid, if you honestly believed that you'd be celibate.

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I love penises though, I think they're wonderful

^Prude is a big fan. She even has some posters hanging up on her walls.

Apparently she has successful experiments with vaginas.

Penis look best inside vagina.

I personally find mine to be quite handsome. I even took it to Sears one day because I got some coupons in the mail for a photo package. Apparently I misunderstood what they meant by that and I'm not allowed in Sears anymore. It sure looked real nice next to that Christmas tree, though.

:rofl:

In some places its the basis for architecture and plumbing.

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Hahaha... There's no way that wasn't intentional.
Kinda like that stuff in Disney flicks.

You can also sometimes find them at monuments.

Well Calvin approves either way

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I don't know what it is about man's need to place phallic imagery everywhere like monuments to virility or something. It's as though it's an innate urge that starts in some people when they're in grade school and can't resist drawing penises on the walls of bathroom stalls. Is it just that the designers of these monuments evolved from being one of these penis-drawing kids, or something more?

Well structurally its a wonder of biology.

Maybe we just see penises everywhere, because they're so awesome....and stuff.

OT: I'd say most are pretty ugly, at least compared to mine....*smug*

Pics or its lies.

That's pretty homo Brennan. :|

you know who'd say that? A liar would say that.

Also, thats pretty homophobic.

aww yeahhhh......

Aww...that's very sweet!

Well, "menhirs" (Menhir - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia), or gigantic, rock-hard prehistoric monolith sculptures, are thought by some to have been "used by Druids for human sacrifice, used as territorial markers or elements of a complex ideological system," or used as calendars. But I suspect they were meant to look exactly like what they look like! :p: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...nhir-reihe.jpg

I find nothing ugly about male or female genitalia. They are more...interesting. However, when men have suffered genital cutting as children (circumcision), I feel their penises look a little sad, with the large scar around the penis, sometimes with skin tags that form between the glans and what is left of the foreskin, and sometimes with their penis warped during erection.

It isn't that their damaged penises are ugly...it's just that I recognize they aren't fully functional anymore, since they lack their foreskin, and that makes me sad for the man and for the child he was who suffered having his foreskin ripped and then cut off, probably without anesthetic, plus was sore for 10 days or so afterwards while the torn skin on the glans healed.

And after I feel sad, then I feel angry that parents and doctors didn't protect the child who grew into the man I care about.

Well I don't view them as distinguished pieces of art but they're fine in their own right.

Penises are fantastic. I honestly don't understand how anyone could think they were ugly.

they're even in our children's videogames

http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0...shot_large.jpg

this one has arms and likes to dance

I'm not attracted to penises, but I do like to hang out with mine. (or hang mine out, or what have you)
I don't think they're pretty or anything.

Hang out with yer' wang out?

Chill out with your dill out.

But yea, personally, I don't think penises look all that great. I don't really stare at mine in awe and get inspired to paint a portrait or anything. I like my dick, but it's not for any kind of aesthetic reason.
Do I think it's ugly? I dunno... not in comparison with anyone else's dick or anything, but I'm a guy and aside from knowing that it serves a purpose, I have no other comments to it. It's like asking if I think my middle finger looks good. Does it have to? No. And it still does the job.

you know, you try to have a classy conversation and Satchmo comes in here with that street jive and ruins it for everyone.

Rock out with your cock out!

Yeah, I suppose they are ugly. But so are wannies. So meh, which one is more unattractive? A pipe or an axe wound...

Jam out with your clam out?

Edit: Just tryin' to be equal opportunity, and such.

You know it, my good sir.

Satch, and big3. Your pics. They're awfully wide.