Are Ding Dongs That Ugly? (NSFW)

Alfred · 08-07-2010, 11:21 AM

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Originally Posted by RezZ

Such as?

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boo boo · 08-09-2010, 05:40 AM

I don't get why people find genitalia ugly. Vaginas are wonderful. I don't know what the popular consensus is regarding good sized labia but they always make me hungry for a philly cheese steak. And the clitoris is basically a shy penis.

Penises are awesome, I understand the appeal.

"You know how many foods are shaped like d*cks? The best kinds."

boo boo · 08-09-2010, 06:03 AM

And wtf Tore wtf?

Well at least you didn't show us a duck's penis. Those are just freaky.

Guybrush · 08-09-2010, 06:04 AM

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Originally Posted by boo boo

No penis is as weird looking as a duck's though.

This is because the duck's penis has a different origin from our own. By that, I mean that with dogs, we have a common ancestor who had a penis and it evolved a little differently in the line that would become dogs than it did in the line that would give rise to humans .. But the penis of the duck is something completely different.

Birds only have one hole down there, the cloaca, where everything happens. **** comes out of it, eggs come out of it and sperm has to come in/out of it. Most male birds are able to portrude their cloacas so that they can penetrate the females with it while geese and duck males have evolved this penis that they use. I guess it's evolutionary origin is the cloaca, so it's a portrution evolved from the intestinal wall near the hole or something like that.

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Spoiler for Goose wiener:

TheBig3 · 08-24-2010, 04:01 PM

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Originally Posted by tore

This is because the duck's penis has a different origin from our own. By that, I mean that with dogs, we have a common ancestor who had a penis and it evolved a little differently in the line that would become dogs than it did in the line that would give rise to humans .. But the penis of the duck is something completely different.

Birds only have one hole down there, the cloaca, where everything happens. **** comes out of it, eggs come out of it and sperm has to come in/out of it. Most male birds are able to portrude their cloacas so that they can penetrate the females with it while geese and duck males have evolved this penis that they use. I guess it's evolutionary origin is the cloaca, so it's a portrution evolved from the intestinal wall near the hole or something like that.

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Spoiler for Goose wiener:

I was thinking about this today at work. Is it odd to anyone that a duck's shlong has a largely similar function to the vagina?

Zaqarbal · 08-24-2010, 05:27 PM

We haven't talked about phallic architecture. If penises were ugly, architects wouldn't design buildings inspired by them, right?

From left to right:
- Tower of Pisa, unknown architect (probably Diotisalvi).
- 30 St Mary Axe in London, by Norman Foster.
- Agbar Tower in Barcelona, by Jean Nouvel.

**Scarlett O'Hara** · 08-06-2010, 07:51 AM

I've just made one up:

Jump out with your pump out!

~~James~~ · 08-06-2010, 06:20 PM

Hit out with your clit out anyone?

SATCHMO · 08-06-2010, 07:00 PM

^^^ and to think those are some of Geiger's less suggestive pieces.

Zaqarbal · 08-06-2010, 07:26 PM

"Do you think penises are ugly?"

Everything is relative. But if the ancient Greeks and Romans said "no", that works for me. This bronze Roman ding dong (never better said) is at the British Museum (London):

View Poll Results: Do you think penises are ugly?
Yes	5	13.89%
No	25	69.44%
Don't care to think about it because I'm a prude.	6	16.67%
Voters: 36. You may not vote on this poll

08-24-2010, 05:27 PM	#6 (permalink)
Zaqarbal Music Addict Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Spain Posts: 824	We haven't talked about phallic architecture. If penises were ugly, architects wouldn't design buildings inspired by them, right? From left to right: - Tower of Pisa, unknown architect (probably Diotisalvi). - 30 St Mary Axe in London, by Norman Foster. - Agbar Tower in Barcelona, by Jean Nouvel. __________________ "Lullabies for adults / crossed by the years / carry the flower of disappointment / tattooed in their gloomy melodies."

08-06-2010, 07:51 AM	#7 (permalink)
Scarlett O'Hara Make it so Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 6,775	I've just made one up: Jump out with your pump out! __________________ "Elph is truly an enfant terrible of the forum, bless and curse him" - Marie, Queen of Thots

08-06-2010, 07:26 PM	#10 (permalink)
Zaqarbal Music Addict Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Spain Posts: 824	"Do you think penises are ugly?" Everything is relative. But if the ancient Greeks and Romans said "no", that works for me. This bronze Roman ding dong (never better said) is at the British Museum (London): __________________ "Lullabies for adults / crossed by the years / carry the flower of disappointment / tattooed in their gloomy melodies." Last edited by Zaqarbal; 08-07-2010 at 03:07 AM. Reason: Link fixed (again)

08-06-2010, 06:20 PM	#8 (permalink)
~~James~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Scotland Posts: 4,483	Hit out with your clit out anyone?

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SATCHMO Al Dente Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,847	^^^ and to think those are some of Geiger's less suggestive pieces.