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View Poll Results: Do you think penises are ugly?
Yes 5 13.89%
No 25 69.44%
Don't care to think about it because I'm a prude. 6 16.67%
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Old 09-01-2010, 10:34 PM   #1 (permalink)
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All i know is, if you come to resent the penis you're banging, it's time to end the relationship.
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I could be cute if I wanted to be, I just choose not to because you wouldn't be able to handle yourself.
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Old 09-01-2010, 10:37 PM   #2 (permalink)
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All i know is, if you come to resent the penis you're banging, it's time to end the relationship.
That should be etched in marble over the entrance to some public building somewhere.
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Old 09-02-2010, 02:44 AM   #3 (permalink)
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That should be etched in marble over the entrance to some public building somewhere.
I second this.

It really is profound.
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Old 09-03-2010, 05:58 PM   #4 (permalink)
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That should be etched in marble over the entrance to some public building somewhere.
You see? You unconsciously thought of a building. After all I wasn't that wrong and Mr. Freud is not a fraud. Imagine that sentence, not only in marbe over the entrance, but also in big and bright neon-light letters at the facade:

If you come to resent the penis you're banging, it's time to end the relationship



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