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View Poll Results: What is your sexual orientation?
I'm a guy who likes girls 104 50.98%
I'm a guy who likes guys 11 5.39%
I'm a girl who likes guys 26 12.75%
I'm a girl who likes girls 4 1.96%
I'm a guy who likes guys and girls 14 6.86%
I'm a girl who likes guys and girls 18 8.82%
I haven't figured out what I like yet... 3 1.47%
I'm asexual 4 1.96%
I'm an ostrich who likes badgers 20 9.80%
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Old 06-17-2011, 03:47 AM   #471 (permalink)
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this one got me a lady boner


a lady boner?

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when a lady is aroused in her panties. Since she isn't capable of producing an actual erection, she is simply left with a lady boner.
"Stephan, thanks for showing me your HUGE DICK, now i have a lady boner!"
Courtesy of Urban Dictionary.

are you sure you meant to say that?
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IMO I don't know jack-**** though so don't listen to me.
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Old 06-17-2011, 04:00 AM   #472 (permalink)
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a lady boner?



Courtesy of Urban Dictionary.

are you sure you meant to say that?
for me, as a gay man, a lady boner means when i get really excited or horny but i don't have an erection. it usually happens most of the time. i just feel like my heart is pumping really fast.
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Old 06-17-2011, 04:49 AM   #473 (permalink)
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for me, as a gay man, a lady boner means when i get really excited or horny but i don't have an erection. it usually happens most of the time. i just feel like my heart is pumping really fast.
umm okay
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Old 06-17-2011, 07:26 AM   #474 (permalink)
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for me, as a gay man, a lady boner means when i get really excited or horny but i don't have an erection. it usually happens most of the time. i just feel like my heart is pumping really fast.
You should be adding words to Urban Dictionary. Your terminologies are out there.
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You should be adding words to Urban Dictionary. Your terminologies are out there.
i know. perhaps i'll make my own dictionary.
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Old 06-17-2011, 08:42 AM   #476 (permalink)
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well according to stereotypes this is true but white gay guys usually have rhythm and are pretty damn good dancers.
I think it's a rather silly stereotype, to be honest.
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Old 06-17-2011, 08:58 AM   #477 (permalink)
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i know. perhaps i'll make my own dictionary.
like a Kliingon dictionary? (Star Trek)
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like a Kliingon dictionary? (Star Trek)
no, but like a DICKsionary
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Old 06-17-2011, 10:30 AM   #479 (permalink)
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is this for real? i never thought a black face is a form of discrimination. i always thought it to be a fashion thing. or something.
anyway, probably they didn't have any black gay friends who made that video or they're in a place where there's no black gays around.
At least in America it's very offensive. There is a history of comedy theater in America during the late 1800s, early 1900s where white men would wear black face and play heavily stereotyped black men (lazy, stupid, cowardly, scheming, etc) for the amusement of white audiences.
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Old 06-18-2011, 09:42 AM   #480 (permalink)
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At least in America it's very offensive. There is a history of comedy theater in America during the late 1800s, early 1900s where white men would wear black face and play heavily stereotyped black men (lazy, stupid, cowardly, scheming, etc) for the amusement of white audiences.
i thought the Black & White Minstrels were quite good, though - some Aussie television show popular in the 70s
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what? i don't understand you. farming is for vegetables, not for meat. if ou disagree with a farming practice, you disagree on a vegetable. unless you have a different definition of farming.
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