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DoctorSoft 06-20-2011 10:47 AM

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Originally Posted by loose_lips_sink_ships (Post 1073732)
I'm just curious, but I have a preference for girls with short hair and small chests so does this make me bisexual? I love tomboys and for a bunch of reasons. I think women who wear makeup all of the time look awful and it makes me sad that they would hide their natural beauty. I know a few tomboys who wear makeup and some who don't wear makeup, but it seems like there are more guyish girls who don't wear makeup than ordinary girls. Another thing I like is the fact that of the tomboys I've known, most of them have had secret girly quirks and worries and I find that adorable. I also found out that the maker of one of my guitar effect pedals is transsexual, and I found her to be rather attractive. When I found out I didn't cringe or feel sick. Hell, I wouldn't mind going out on a date with her even after I found out.

I'll be honest with you dude, that's how I realised I was bisexual. I remember realising one day that I was not attracted to women who looked like women, pretty much specifically girls that are boyish. I pretty much always found guys hot, but I lied to myself and made up stupid excuses to make myself feel better.

Now you have to ask yourself, do you find men attractive, or do you just have a thing for tomboys? It could take you a while to reach a conclusion, and that's fine. When you do, and if it it turns out you're bisexual, just don't be like me and lie to yourself for 2 years.

The Batlord 06-20-2011 10:50 AM

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Originally Posted by The Virgin (Post 1073852)
i don't understand the metaphor but if you meant having sex with a dog, no, that's a big no no.
humans are meant for humans, sexually. not to animals.
it's gross and you might get rabbis.

What's wrong with rabbis? They have those cool hats and the uber beards.

http://outtajo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/rabbi.jpg

The Virgin 06-20-2011 11:13 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1073857)
What's wrong with rabbis? They have those cool hats and the uber beards.

http://outtajo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/rabbi.jpg

i'm talking about rabbis that gets you wild and all. it's a disease you get when you're bitten off by a dog and i'm pretty much sure the more you have sex with dogs the more you get it.

The Batlord 06-20-2011 11:16 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1073857)

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Originally Posted by The Virgin (Post 1073880)
i'm talking about rabbis that gets you wild and all.

I don't know. That rabbi looks pretty wild to me.

FRED HALE SR. 06-20-2011 11:19 AM

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Originally Posted by RezZ (Post 1072981)
the less you wana know.

Disagree. An aroused clit on a lady is about as good as it gets. :drummer:

[QUOTE=The Virgin;1072320]i regard a black face as a sign of strenght, power, bravery, and just being plain fearless. in fact, when I was in Lexington and for the first time i saw more than 10 black people on one occassion, i felt totally weak cause they exude that strong confidence and swagger that i really admire. and they want to interpret that gays can have those qualities too.

http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&sourc...VMdW8w&cad=rja

You might find it offensive if you watch this movie. Pretty depressing, Spike Lee can be a real downer sometimes.

The Virgin 06-20-2011 11:22 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1073882)
I don't know. That rabbis looks pretty wild to me.

there. fixed for you.
my gosh, batlord, can you be any more blind?

The Batlord 06-20-2011 11:25 AM

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Originally Posted by The Virgin (Post 1073887)
there. fixed for you.
my gosh, batlord, can you be any more blind?

What are you talking about, it's just one rabbi!

Paedantic Basterd 06-20-2011 11:25 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1073888)
What are you talking about, it's just one rabbi!

Sure as hell wouldn't want to get bitten by him.

The Virgin 06-20-2011 11:34 AM

you guys are insane. rabbi's cant have rabbis. only dogs can.

rabbi's are humans but are on a different religous world. even if they don't believe in Jesus Christ, you can't discriminate on them just like that.

Paedantic Basterd 06-20-2011 11:36 AM

Oh look, now he's an existentialist!


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