You do what with pans? :confused: but you let them cool off right - before you know...

stick the handle up my ass

There's room up there?!

after several attempts at insertion, i'm pretty sure it'll fit

just to reiterate - i'd hit anything that moves

Pots don't move.

all these talk just reminded me of the starfish style of sex that most japanese women do.

Alright, I'll bite. What's the starfish position? Please tell me it's not just being spread eagle.

it's like a common thing for Japanese women to just lay, legs spread in bed and do nothing, just waiting for their partners to penetrate them.
i find that offensively boring and gross.

How would you know? Let me guess, you've "heard" it? I must say, using a pot as a d ildo is a rather random thing to remind you of how shitty (Japanese) women are in bed. Almost as if you were just trying to troll by making an offensive racist AND sexist remark. But of course a known troll like you wouldn't do something like that. Never.

you've never heard the starfish position? or you just wanted to hear his answer to it?