Do You Piss in the Shower?
 

Well, do you?

Everytime I turn on the shower, I gotta piss. Something to do with the water flowing I guess. So I almost always piss in the shower.

Everyone does!

The poll needs a sometimes option. Mods, make it happen.

I voted yes but it's more like a sometimes not every time there is water flowing vibe

No for me.

Never? What if you really need one, you haven't finished showering, you're pretty desperate and there's running water. Would you honestly get out, dry yourself off a little bit, have a piss and then go back in the shower?

Yep, I don't have a problem with it

My showers normally last five minutes. If I need to go, I go before I get into the shower.

My showers take around 7 minutes, if I know I need a piss - I'll go before.
But sometimes, you get in the shower and one comes along.
The running water intensifies your need to have one.
I don't know how you could resist the urge.
I think JackPat is some kind of God. Do practice yoga and/or Buddhism?

Yes, I am a Theravada Buddhist. I also thought I established on the Fake Argument Thread that I am God. :D