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Dirty 01-22-2011 06:17 PM

Do You Piss in the Shower?
 
Well, do you?

Everytime I turn on the shower, I gotta piss. Something to do with the water flowing I guess. So I almost always piss in the shower.

khfreek 01-22-2011 06:18 PM

Everyone does!

TheCunningStunt 01-22-2011 06:19 PM

The poll needs a sometimes option. Mods, make it happen.

djchameleon 01-22-2011 06:21 PM

I voted yes but it's more like a sometimes not every time there is water flowing vibe

TockTockTock 01-22-2011 06:22 PM

No for me.

TheCunningStunt 01-22-2011 06:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JackPat (Post 989794)
No for me.

Never? What if you really need one, you haven't finished showering, you're pretty desperate and there's running water. Would you honestly get out, dry yourself off a little bit, have a piss and then go back in the shower?

Sansa Stark 01-22-2011 06:25 PM

Yep, I don't have a problem with it

TockTockTock 01-22-2011 06:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheCunningStunt (Post 989795)
Never? What if you really need one, you haven't finished showering, you're pretty desperate and there's running water. Would you honestly get out, dry yourself off a little bit, have a piss and then go back in the shower?

My showers normally last five minutes. If I need to go, I go before I get into the shower.

TheCunningStunt 01-22-2011 06:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JackPat (Post 989796)
My showers normally last five minutes. If I need to go, I go before I get into the shower.

My showers take around 7 minutes, if I know I need a piss - I'll go before.
But sometimes, you get in the shower and one comes along.
The running water intensifies your need to have one.
I don't know how you could resist the urge.
I think JackPat is some kind of God. Do practice yoga and/or Buddhism?

TockTockTock 01-22-2011 06:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheCunningStunt (Post 989799)
My showers take around 7 minutes, if I know I need a piss - I'll go before.
But sometimes, you get in the shower and one comes along.
The running water intensifies your need to have one.
I don't know how you could resist the urge.
I think JackPat is some kind of God. Do practice yoga and/or Buddhism?

Yes, I am a Theravada Buddhist. I also thought I established on the Fake Argument Thread that I am God. :D

Ska Lagos Jew Sun Ra 01-22-2011 06:41 PM

No, I just take two steps out to the toilet, piss, and then climb back in.

Urban Hat€monger ? 01-22-2011 06:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skaligojurah (Post 989805)
No, I just take two steps out to the toilet, piss, and then climb back in.

This

Only not in his toilet

TockTockTock 01-22-2011 06:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Urban Hatemonger (Post 989807)
This

Only not in his toilet

I would hope not...

TheCunningStunt 01-22-2011 06:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skaligojurah (Post 989805)
No, I just take two steps out to the toilet, piss, and then climb back in.

effort

Urban Hat€monger ? 01-22-2011 06:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JackPat (Post 989810)
I would hope not...

Why?

You saying it's wrong for 2 men to have feelings for each other?

TockTockTock 01-22-2011 06:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Urban Hatemonger (Post 989812)
Why?

You saying it's wrong for 2 men to have feelings for each other?

I didn't know taking a piss in another person's toilet was a sign of love.

Urban Hat€monger ? 01-22-2011 06:53 PM

Well if 2 men lived together where would the other one piss?
The sink?

TockTockTock 01-22-2011 06:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Urban Hatemonger (Post 989818)
Well if 2 men lived together where would the other one piss?
The sink?

Of course.

someonecompletelyrandom 01-22-2011 07:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheCunningStunt (Post 989790)
The poll needs a sometimes option. Mods, make it happen.

Your wish is my command.

TheCunningStunt 01-22-2011 07:21 PM

I can now vote!

I've pissed in the sink more times than I'd care to admit.

s_k 01-22-2011 07:50 PM

Yes I do. Unless I take a dump before I shower (I prefer doing that. Clean inside and outside :D). I onced peed in the sink.
The toilet was broken and my dad was fixing it, but I really needed to go and it was -15 degrees outside. So yeah.

someonecompletelyrandom 01-22-2011 07:53 PM

Weird question, but anyone ever just consider pissing themselves to save time and effort? Like one time me and my old bandmates were staying in the second floor or this furnished garage with no plumbing or heating. If you wanted to go, you either went outside or next door. I woke up and it was so cold and I had to take a piss so bad that I contemplated just pissing in my pants for warmth. I didn't, though. :laughing:

TheCunningStunt 01-22-2011 07:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Conan (Post 989841)
Weird question, but anyone ever just consider pissing themselves to save time and effort?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...oleman_wtf.gif

TockTockTock 01-22-2011 08:18 PM

Nice job on the fourth option.

Alfred 01-22-2011 08:50 PM

I don't actually pee in the sink for the record, but that made me lol.

storymilo 01-22-2011 08:54 PM

Never gone in the shower. Something about pissing and bathing... at the same time...

TheCunningStunt 01-22-2011 09:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by storymilo (Post 989859)
Never gone in the shower.

You really should, if you've never gone in the shower I imagine you smell rank

TockTockTock 01-22-2011 09:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheCunningStunt (Post 989869)
You really should, if you've never gone in the shower I imagine you smell rank

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...D-KSBiK7j2&t=1

EDIT: :D

TheCunningStunt 01-22-2011 09:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JackPat (Post 989870)

http://imgsrv.kxrkkpnix.itm-staging....-you_thumb.jpg

EDIT:

http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e4...elebration.gif

you nailed it tbf

TockTockTock 01-22-2011 09:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheCunningStunt (Post 989871)

http://suburbanoblivion.com/files/2008/10/you-suck.jpg

Paedantic Basterd 01-22-2011 09:24 PM

I'm surprised nobody has picked the taking-a-crap option. Are they worried they'll be taken seriously?

TockTockTock 01-22-2011 09:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pedestrian (Post 989875)
I'm surprised nobody has picked the taking-a-crap option. Are they worried they'll be taken seriously?

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y24...6/b7f32573.gif

Janszoon 01-22-2011 09:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pedestrian (Post 989875)
I'm surprised nobody has picked the taking-a-crap option. Are they worried they'll be taken seriously?

Give it time. It was just added.

Paedantic Basterd 01-22-2011 09:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 989883)
Give it time. It was just added.

Someone has to take a hit for the team.

TheCunningStunt 01-22-2011 09:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pedestrian (Post 989888)
Someone has to take a hit for the team.

It's a team game. Well done Pedestrian.

Paedantic Basterd 01-22-2011 09:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheCunningStunt (Post 989893)
It's a team game. Well done Pedestrian.

Everyone feel free to point and laugh now. As a team.

TheCunningStunt 01-22-2011 09:53 PM

Pedestrian poos in the shower.

http://i52.tinypic.com/15mzbwz.gif

Janszoon 01-22-2011 09:57 PM

Now the question is who craps in the sink?

khfreek 01-22-2011 09:59 PM


TheCunningStunt 01-22-2011 10:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 989903)
Now the question is who craps in the sink?

This thread is deep, man.


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