Weirdest Thing You've Ever Wiped Your Butt With

Howard the Duck · 03-24-2012, 02:22 AM

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Originally Posted by jayshreddz

wat the i don't even know what is this thread?!

it's about things you wipe your shit with

PoorOldPo · 03-25-2012, 10:04 AM

A curtain. Rockstar!

Bloozcrooz · 11-13-2012, 09:14 PM

Well I im out of weird wiping stories but I do have a good poo story. While on a camping trip this weekend with several friends I took it upon myself to disgust a couple of them. For no other reason than the fish were not biting and I was bored. So after camp was all set up and everyone was situated, I observed one of my buddies casually enjoying the great outdoors. He was setting in his chair holding his fishing pole and beer just kind of minding his own as I nonchalantly walked next to him, popped a squat and proceeded to poop beside his chair. I was a good 30 to 40 secs into my pooping before he even noticed what I was doing. Everyone else started to laugh and I was in tears from laughing. His reaction was to scream, wow,wow,wow, as if that was to any avail. Flailing his hand in front of his face as if he had been scarred for life and imediatley throwing his hat down in disgust. Which was a brave move considering the wind was blowing quite briskly. I have to say I laughed uncontrolably for an extended period of time much to his annoyance. Eye contact was noticably avoided on his part for the rest of the day unless I just made it so as he had to glance at me. Then it was immediatley followed by a "you aint right" and a shaking of his head. Thought the rest of you might enjoy that little poo poo story and it was to funny for me not to share.

**Frownland** · 11-13-2012, 09:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Bloozcrooz

Well I im out of weird wiping stories but I do have a good poo story. While on a camping trip this weekend with several friends I took it upon myself to disgust a couple of them. For no other reason than the fish were not biting and I was bored. So after camp was all set up and everyone was situated, I observed one of my buddies casually enjoying the great outdoors. He was setting in his chair holding his fishing pole and beer just kind of minding his own as I nonchalantly walked next to him, popped a squat and proceeded to poop beside his chair. I was a good 30 to 40 secs into my pooping before he even noticed what I was doing. Everyone else started to laugh and I was in tears from laughing. His reaction was to scream, wow,wow,wow, as if that was to any avail. Flailing his hand in front of his face as if he had been scarred for life and imediatley throwing his hat down in disgust. Which was a brave move considering the wind was blowing quite briskly. I have to say I laughed uncontrolably for an extended period of time much to his annoyance. Eye contact was noticably avoided on his part for the rest of the day unless I just made it so as he had to glance at me. Then it was immediatley followed by a "you aint right" and a shaking of his head. Thought the rest of you might enjoy that little poo poo story and it was to funny for me not to share.

Man, you are one shitty poster

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Bloozcrooz · 11-13-2012, 09:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

Man, you are one shitty poster

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Thanks

gunnels · 11-13-2012, 10:43 PM

I actually used potpourri a couple of months ago. Smelled like vanilla for the rest of the day.
And I'm not quite sure how I'd react to someone nonchalantly dumping next to me. Points to you blooz, you ineffable munchkin.

FETCHER. · 11-14-2012, 02:55 AM

Does the cardboard inside the roll count?

The Batlord · 11-14-2012, 08:38 AM

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Originally Posted by gunnels

I actually used potpourri a couple of months ago. Smelled like vanilla for the rest of the day.
And I'm not quite sure how I'd react to someone nonchalantly dumping next to me. Points to you blooz, you ineffable munchkin.

Wouldn't you just get dried flowers stuck to Ol' Brown Eye?

Bloozcrooz · 11-14-2012, 09:45 PM

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Originally Posted by gunnels

I actually used potpourri a couple of months ago. Smelled like vanilla for the rest of the day.
And I'm not quite sure how I'd react to someone nonchalantly dumping next to me. Points to you blooz, you ineffable munchkin.

Well thank you I try

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Originally Posted by FETCHER.

Does the cardboard inside the roll count?

I love how Fetcher finds this thread so interesting, and yes the cardboard counts.

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Originally Posted by Crinn

This is one of the funniest forum threads I've EVER read xD mine isn't weird as much as it is ironic, which was a postcard my best friend sent me from Germany when she was spending the summer there. >.< it had pretty flowers on it..

It is quite a comical thread reading back through some of these posts. Repulsive to some I'm sure though.

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