Weirdest Thing You've Ever Wiped Your Butt With

Bloozcrooz · 04-06-2011, 07:55 PM

Some poo poo pics

minimoo · 04-25-2011, 08:13 AM

I had a sandwich in my bag with me in a public toilet once, had to use the lettuce leaves to clean myself when there was no toilet paper!

The Batlord · 04-25-2011, 01:41 PM

Back in military school I used a few of my room mate's socks.

Phantom Limb · 04-25-2011, 02:20 PM

I used a branch with leaves on it one time. It was pretty gross.

Astronomer · 04-25-2011, 05:28 PM

Wow. Just.... wow. I had no idea that these kind of goings on occurred in the world.

right-track · 04-25-2011, 05:33 PM

Slightly off topic.
If you ever feel the need to gross out ant work, or school mates while they're waiting their turn, flick chocolate moose all over the toilet seat.
Do your best to get some of the loo roll while you're at it and a hand print on the back of the door finishes the job quite nicely.

**Janszoon** · 04-25-2011, 06:04 PM

I always feel the need to gross out ant work.

Howard the Duck · 04-25-2011, 08:01 PM

people here always feel the need to leave their treasure undisposed of after they're done

no civic-mindedness

and it's fucking gross as well

~~[MERIT]~~ · 04-25-2011, 08:16 PM

One time when I was a child, I was at a clothing store and they refused to let customers use the restroom. As it was an emergency, I decided to wipe my half sh*tty ass with some of their socks, placing them back in the packaging when I was finished. Not my finest moment, nor was it for the person who bought the socks I would imagine.

**Janszoon** · 04-25-2011, 08:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by oojay

One time when I was a child, I was at a clothing store and they refused to let customers use the restroom. As it was an emergency, I decided to wipe my half sh*tty ass with some of their socks, placing them back in the packaging when I was finished. Not my finest moment, nor was it for the person who bought the socks I would imagine.

This is the best sentence I've read in long, long time.

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minimoo Groupie Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 0	I had a sandwich in my bag with me in a public toilet once, had to use the lettuce leaves to clean myself when there was no toilet paper!

04-25-2011, 05:33 PM	#66 (permalink)
right-track Atchin' Akai Join Date: May 2005 Location: Unamerica Posts: 8,723	Slightly off topic. If you ever feel the need to gross out ant work, or school mates while they're waiting their turn, flick chocolate moose all over the toilet seat. Do your best to get some of the loo roll while you're at it and a hand print on the back of the door finishes the job quite nicely.

04-25-2011, 08:01 PM	#68 (permalink)
Howard the Duck Live by the Sword Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia Posts: 9,075	people here always feel the need to leave their treasure undisposed of after they're done no civic-mindedness and it's fucking gross as well

04-25-2011, 08:16 PM	#69 (permalink)
~~[MERIT]~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Missouri, USA Posts: 4,814	One time when I was a child, I was at a clothing store and they refused to let customers use the restroom. As it was an emergency, I decided to wipe my half sh*tty ass with some of their socks, placing them back in the packaging when I was finished. Not my finest moment, nor was it for the person who bought the socks I would imagine.