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Old 06-02-2011, 07:42 PM   #101 (permalink)
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Old 06-03-2011, 12:01 AM   #102 (permalink)
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i've tried newspaper once. not sure if you consider that weird but for me, it is.
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Old 06-03-2011, 05:29 AM   #103 (permalink)
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If you knew me and my friends... I have a putrid sense of humour. I'm that guy that takes the joke dark.
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Old 06-03-2011, 10:35 AM   #104 (permalink)
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Tmi for you Duce? wow
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Nice!! Good to know there are women out there who find flatulence and feces funny. I didnt think any did
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Old 06-03-2011, 10:56 AM   #105 (permalink)
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not a scatman here
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Old 06-03-2011, 11:43 AM   #106 (permalink)
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I bet hes fronting. He probably wipes his butt with toilet paper.
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Old 06-03-2011, 11:47 AM   #107 (permalink)
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That hurts my feelins and I find that offensive....crying now^
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Old 06-20-2011, 10:58 AM   #108 (permalink)
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I suffered through one of the chessiest film ever last night but one fart scene made it all worth while. Super HOT Jenny Mcarthy busts off a cap into the phone while talking to her mom and I couldnt help but ROTFL. Something about hot women that fart......



Not really a poop or wipe story but gas none the less and the potential to need to wipe
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Old 06-20-2011, 11:47 AM   #109 (permalink)
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i suspect too.
he's known to be a liar.
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Old 06-21-2011, 12:08 AM   #110 (permalink)
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