Weirdest Thing You've Ever Wiped Your Butt With

~~James~~ · 04-26-2011, 12:34 AM

Bloozcrooz · 05-08-2011, 07:39 PM

I forgot how refined it is to use a johnny on the spot out house. Theres always a pile of poo piled almost high enough to touch your ass when taking a dump. Not to mention the aroma that engulfs you as you as you enter during a hot summer day. I always like to wait till someone walks in and then either throw rocks or whatever I can grab..or launch one down the top of the chute so that the nasty fermented water splashes up on them while enjoying one of these fine establishments.

Insane Guest · 05-08-2011, 08:27 PM

Ewwwww...magazine pages, leaves, shakespeare! You guys are gross!
But when in a critical situation, you are bound to use anything.

I rarely crap in public bathrooms, I always make sure there is toilet paper, if not, I just grab some paper towels. When I'm at home and there is no TP, I just jump in the shower.

TheBig3 · 05-08-2011, 08:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Boozinbloozin

So how many times do you go to wipe your butt and theres no toilett paper? Whether it be at home,work, out to dinner etc. What did you do?..and what did you wipe with?

I really expected this thread to be years old.

When the **** are we going to start valuing class and dignity again?

*waiting on the 'why u so srs lighten up' retort.

Ghost · 05-08-2011, 09:41 PM

dude, why u so srs lighten up. srsly.

Insane Guest · 05-08-2011, 09:48 PM

srsly man, lighten up, at least people are wiping, that's classy.

crash_override · 05-08-2011, 10:08 PM

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Originally Posted by TheBig3

I really expected this thread to be years old.

When the **** are we going to start valuing class and dignity again?

*waiting on the 'why u so srs lighten up' retort.

I never pegged you as a non-wiper. You're a bold man.

Bloozcrooz · 05-08-2011, 10:11 PM

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Originally Posted by TheBig3

I really expected this thread to be years old.

When the **** are we going to start valuing class and dignity again?

*waiting on the 'why u so srs lighten up' retort.

I wont respond with a come on man lighten up..wait. Anyway dude I bet youve prob had some kind of poo experience. Im not classy,smart, or dignified... What I am though is interested in others mishaps in dealing with poo poo. Its just a common occurance in life and most have had a bad encounter of some kind and its funny. Btw way to use profanity as a way of confirming what classy and dignified is all about.
But thats your opinion and your entitled

~~[MERIT]~~ · 05-08-2011, 10:19 PM

Someone should start a thread about the different toilets of the world. Most of us don't even consider the possibility that defecation and urination could be done so differently in different parts of the world (Squat toilets, Urinals, etc.)

crash_override · 05-08-2011, 10:32 PM

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Originally Posted by oojay

Someone should start a thread about the different toilets of the world. Most of us don't even consider the possibility that defecation and urination could be done so differently in different parts of the world (Squat toilets, Urinals, etc.)

Toilets here in Bahrain are so small, it's like ****ting in a coffee can.

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Insane Guest Music Addict Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: CA Posts: 1,322	Ewwwww...magazine pages, leaves, shakespeare! You guys are gross! But when in a critical situation, you are bound to use anything. I rarely crap in public bathrooms, I always make sure there is toilet paper, if not, I just grab some paper towels. When I'm at home and there is no TP, I just jump in the shower.

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Ghost Groupie Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Where am I? Posts: 29	dude, why u so srs lighten up. srsly.

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Insane Guest Music Addict Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: CA Posts: 1,322	srsly man, lighten up, at least people are wiping, that's classy.

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~~[MERIT]~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Missouri, USA Posts: 4,814	Someone should start a thread about the different toilets of the world. Most of us don't even consider the possibility that defecation and urination could be done so differently in different parts of the world (Squat toilets, Urinals, etc.)