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Scarlett O'Hara 05-04-2011 06:14 AM

:rofl:

I'm mean.

Janszoon 05-04-2011 06:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vanilla (Post 1048114)
Face palm...anybody?

So I'm the only one that found her choice of words there funny?

Scarlett O'Hara 05-04-2011 06:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 1048119)
So I'm the only one that found her choice of words there funny?

It was such a bad funny lol.

s_k 05-04-2011 06:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vanilla (Post 1048118)
:rofl:
I'm mean.

Very. All girls are.
This thread should be about us being suppressed by the manipulative female species ;).

Scarlett O'Hara 05-04-2011 06:21 AM

Get the violins out somebody please, a man is upset.

s_k 05-04-2011 06:24 AM

Hahaha, not at all.
To be honest, I really don't understand guys referring to women as 'pfff. women...'.

Farfisa 05-04-2011 06:30 AM

My god, birthing a child can be one of the most disgusting and horrifying things you could ever see. My mom works in Labor and Delivery and the stories she's told me. Once, when she was helping a patient in labor, the woman shit and pissed herself and during the whole experience she was flailing her arms around like an idiot, scratching, biting, and calling my mom a "white bitch" and getting waste everywhere. After she birthed her baby she pulled a sandwich out of the drawer and said "Damn, that was a lot of work" and preceded to eat. There is also a story my mom told me of a lady who was being vaginally examined by her coworker and cockroaches had started coming out of her vaginal opening.

I mean damn, it doesn't make me want to reconsider changing my sexual preference, but it does make me think again on what it would be like to be a woman.

Scarlett O'Hara 05-04-2011 06:31 AM

:laughing:

Cockroaches, that's fucking sick!! Haha well I know cocks are meant to be in their but not the roaches!

simplephysics 05-04-2011 06:44 AM

Girl complaint:

For me, PMS'ing is worse than my actual period, It's a week full of cramps and agitation. Yesterday I went to a funeral, of someone I've never even met, and I could barely contain myself. When I'm on my period my biggest problem is not being able to have sex.. ha.

Astronomer 05-04-2011 06:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 1048119)
So I'm the only one that found her choice of words there funny?

I actually found it funny after I posted it but decided not to point out my own unintentional pun :D


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