The Bitch About Being A Woman Thread

**Scarlett O'Hara** · 05-04-2011, 05:58 AM

I thought this would be a great place for us girls to complain about our monthlys and such. So I'm wanting to stab my cervix from the pain it is causing me. Oh and I feel fat and grumpy. Guys actually have no idea.

And what the fuck is up with painful pregnancy and shit?

Ladies?

Astronomer · 05-04-2011, 06:00 AM

Oh dear. I don't want to say anything in this thread for fear of past events/ conversations on this forum resurfacing....

But yeah, childbirth and shit, no thanks, one of my friends is pregnant at the moment and it's just gross and disturbing and fucking scary shit.

**Scarlett O'Hara** · 05-04-2011, 06:02 AM

What things...hehe.

Yuck so true, I mean apparently some women poop and pee during the process of childbirth. I'm so glad I'm not in the 60's where I'd not only have to pop the bastard out I'd solely do the raising of it too.

Astronomer · 05-04-2011, 06:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Vanilla

What things...hehe.

Yuck so true, I mean apparently some women poop and pee during the process of childbirth. I'm so glad I'm not in the 60's where I'd not only have to pop the bastard out I'd solely do the raising of it too.

Apparently MOST women poop and pee during the process! Like, what the hell?! I did not know that until my friends started having babies... That is yuck and embarrassing! Who wants to shit in front of a room of people while your vagina is also stretched and turned inside out with a giant baby coming out?! It pretty much scares the crap out of me.

**Scarlett O'Hara** · 05-04-2011, 06:10 AM

Not only that but oozing blood, body juices and overgrown public hair making your vagina look like the ugly version Chewy from Star Wars.

I like the idea of the baby bump and the baby inside kicking etc but NOT childbirth. Some women get cesareans and go through excruciating pain.

s_k · 05-04-2011, 06:11 AM

So... what are we supposed to do?
Go 'aahhhhhwww' and bring you chocolate perhaps?

**Scarlett O'Hara** · 05-04-2011, 06:12 AM

Yes. And cuddle us when we don't want to smash you.

And don't ask for anal sex because we are on the rags.

**Janszoon** · 05-04-2011, 06:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Lateralus

Apparently MOST women poop and pee during the process! Like, what the hell?! I did not know that until my friends started having babies... That is yuck and embarrassing! Who wants to shit in front of a room of people while your vagina is also stretched and turned inside out with a giant baby coming out?! It pretty much scares the crap out of me.

I guess that's why they poop.

**Scarlett O'Hara** · 05-04-2011, 06:13 AM

Face palm...anybody?

s_k · 05-04-2011, 06:13 AM

Haha, I never even thought about anal sex because of that

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I think I'm pretty much the perfect boyfriend as I do all the other stuff

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*still single*.

05-04-2011, 05:58 AM	#1 (permalink)
Scarlett O'Hara Make it so Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 6,181	The Bitch About Being A Woman Thread I thought this would be a great place for us girls to complain about our monthlys and such. So I'm wanting to stab my cervix from the pain it is causing me. Oh and I feel fat and grumpy. Guys actually have no idea. And what the fuck is up with painful pregnancy and shit? Ladies? __________________ "Elph is truly an enfant terrible of the forum, bless and curse him" - Marie, Queen of Thots

05-04-2011, 06:02 AM	#3 (permalink)
Scarlett O'Hara Make it so Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 6,181	What things...hehe. Yuck so true, I mean apparently some women poop and pee during the process of childbirth. I'm so glad I'm not in the 60's where I'd not only have to pop the bastard out I'd solely do the raising of it too. __________________ "Elph is truly an enfant terrible of the forum, bless and curse him" - Marie, Queen of Thots

05-04-2011, 06:10 AM	#5 (permalink)
Scarlett O'Hara Make it so Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 6,181	Not only that but oozing blood, body juices and overgrown public hair making your vagina look like the ugly version Chewy from Star Wars. I like the idea of the baby bump and the baby inside kicking etc but NOT childbirth. Some women get cesareans and go through excruciating pain. __________________ "Elph is truly an enfant terrible of the forum, bless and curse him" - Marie, Queen of Thots

05-04-2011, 06:11 AM	#6 (permalink)
s_k Music Addict Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 2,206	So... what are we supposed to do? Go 'aahhhhhwww' and bring you chocolate perhaps? __________________ Click here to see my collection

05-04-2011, 06:12 AM	#7 (permalink)
Scarlett O'Hara Make it so Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 6,181	Yes. And cuddle us when we don't want to smash you. And don't ask for anal sex because we are on the rags. __________________ "Elph is truly an enfant terrible of the forum, bless and curse him" - Marie, Queen of Thots

05-04-2011, 06:00 AM	#2 (permalink)
Astronomer we are stardust Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Australia Posts: 2,894	Oh dear. I don't want to say anything in this thread for fear of past events/ conversations on this forum resurfacing.... But yeah, childbirth and shit, no thanks, one of my friends is pregnant at the moment and it's just gross and disturbing and fucking scary shit.

05-04-2011, 06:13 AM	#9 (permalink)
Scarlett O'Hara Make it so Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 6,181	Face palm...anybody? __________________ "Elph is truly an enfant terrible of the forum, bless and curse him" - Marie, Queen of Thots

05-04-2011, 06:13 AM	#10 (permalink)
s_k Music Addict Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 2,206	Haha, I never even thought about anal sex because of that . I think I'm pretty much the perfect boyfriend as I do all the other stuff . still single. __________________ Click here to see my collection