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Old 05-26-2011, 01:34 PM   #71 (permalink)
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I bet that made for quite the intense orgasm!
Why is everyone so fixated on my sockfeet this evening? One goat and all you get is a bath of submarines.

As an aside, people speak like this in their sleep.
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Old 05-26-2011, 03:10 PM   #72 (permalink)
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last night a DJ killed my wife
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Old 05-26-2011, 11:12 PM   #73 (permalink)
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you killed me already, i'm a ghost
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what? i don't understand you. farming is for vegetables, not for meat. if ou disagree with a farming practice, you disagree on a vegetable. unless you have a different definition of farming.
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Old 05-27-2011, 09:41 AM   #74 (permalink)
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Today, a bird shat on my glasses and I was knocked down by a bus full of disabled children. FML.
Seems like a normal day to me.
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Old 05-27-2011, 10:03 AM   #75 (permalink)
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what? i don't understand you. farming is for vegetables, not for meat. if ou disagree with a farming practice, you disagree on a vegetable. unless you have a different definition of farming.
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Old 05-27-2011, 10:04 AM   #76 (permalink)
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Old 05-30-2011, 06:40 PM   #77 (permalink)
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Seems like a normal day to me.
I belong in Ireland :/.
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Old 05-30-2011, 07:32 PM   #78 (permalink)
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Old 05-30-2011, 08:06 PM   #79 (permalink)
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Old 05-30-2011, 08:12 PM   #80 (permalink)
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Completely at a loss for words and livid after an evening of propogating genocide against beer nuts. Their crime? Insubordination when faced with existentialism at the bottom of a glass of kerosene.
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