The Bitch Box (Surrealist Version)

Zer0 · 05-25-2011, 03:48 PM

****ing penguins stole my rifle made of apple sauce and tossed it inside out between some yellow trees and WILL YOU MARRY ME!!!!!! Gonna drink a lawnmower now three times and do cartwheels from here to what time is it Mr. Wolf? Suck on that and produce babies at twice the speed of sound while calling your neighbour in for a cup of tea and biscuits!!

Also don't trust an Eskimo called Dan.

TockTockTock · 05-25-2011, 03:58 PM

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Originally Posted by right-track

You've been doing it since you joined...

Left-Track go listen to felt mainstream, and gain s_k as a new coin basher. He's the worse pencil duller on Bantering of Music, but man does he know how to light window blinds and scream at Mountain Dew.

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Originally Posted by Zero1986

Also don't trust an Eskimo called Dan.

Dan is a machine gun of a bird... awesome guy. One morning, he took my pulse and gave it back to me.

On another note, this is the worst song by a lampshade.

Ska Lagos Jew Sun Ra · 05-25-2011, 04:29 PM

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Dayvan Cowboy · 05-25-2011, 04:35 PM

I was stuck in the fog of a million clouds. I broke through the clouds and saw a million stars and nothing else. just a floor of white and a magnificent purple sky. No angels trotted across the sky. only photons bouncing across the vast stretches of wispy cotton. I am the first to see the stars and the vast infinite stretches of the hazy glowing upper atmosphere. I gaze up, and suddenly, I snap asleep. I can feel the falling. Everything shattering around me. I stare into the blackness, until the blue begins to fade in. I fell into my own subconscious and got lost in the infinite undefined area of myself. The stars are killing me.

Zer0 · 05-25-2011, 04:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Jack Pat

On another note, this is the worst song by a lampshade.

That's the best song by a pineapple!!

s_k · 05-25-2011, 04:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Urban Hatemonger

I agree

I cannot stop laughing man

Alfred · 05-25-2011, 04:44 PM

Tried to floss my fangs today but stabbed myself in the hand.

Ska Lagos Jew Sun Ra · 05-25-2011, 05:24 PM

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DoctorSoft · 05-25-2011, 07:23 PM

Today my father cut the masks off my forehead with his dogstooth, and beneath them lay a a scar a mile wide. He plunged his fingers into the wound and pulled out my sins, feeding them to the hellhounds. I fell to my knees and sank into the floor. Below my sisters grab between my legs. Father laughs until he cries. This is now my home and the hounds will eat forever.

khfreek · 05-25-2011, 08:23 PM

Oh, Team Machine!
I'm a pound of flesh in a drum machine's dream.
We watched crabs and lobsters eat a dead cop's throat and stuff our mouths with gutted stereos.
Oh, Team Machine!
Every single piano i've ever met in my life
never sounded as good as melted Casio keys
burning in a sea that sings out in 3-D.
Oh, that Laser Rain kept me up all night again
scratching at the window like a bright colored beast
howling at the dawn like an adulterous priest.
shake your hands like they're full of feathers.
shake your wings like they're laced with sound.
shake your skin like a scrambled tv.
gnash your teeth like a flamingo swarm.
and if your night unplugs its life.
blame it on the laser rain.
blame it on the laser rain.
Digital sunrise. Digital sunset.
Digital sunrise.

05-25-2011, 03:48 PM	#51 (permalink)
Zer0 ∞ Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Ireland Posts: 3,792	**ing penguins stole my rifle made of apple sauce and tossed it inside out between some yellow trees and WILL YOU MARRY ME!!!!!! Gonna drink a lawnmower now three times and do cartwheels from here to what time is it Mr. Wolf? Suck on that and produce babies at twice the speed of sound while calling your neighbour in for a cup of tea and biscuits!! Also don't trust an Eskimo called Dan. __________________ Last FM \| RYM \| The Final Sound**

05-25-2011, 04:44 PM	#57 (permalink)
Alfred one big soul Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Canada Posts: 5,096	Tried to floss my fangs today but stabbed myself in the hand. __________________ LAST.FM / VINYL COLLECTION / RYM

05-25-2011, 08:23 PM	#60 (permalink)
khfreek What a guy Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Brentwood, TN Posts: 2,123	Oh, Team Machine! I'm a pound of flesh in a drum machine's dream. We watched crabs and lobsters eat a dead cop's throat and stuff our mouths with gutted stereos. Oh, Team Machine! Every single piano i've ever met in my life never sounded as good as melted Casio keys burning in a sea that sings out in 3-D. Oh, that Laser Rain kept me up all night again scratching at the window like a bright colored beast howling at the dawn like an adulterous priest. shake your hands like they're full of feathers. shake your wings like they're laced with sound. shake your skin like a scrambled tv. gnash your teeth like a flamingo swarm. and if your night unplugs its life. blame it on the laser rain. blame it on the laser rain. Digital sunrise. Digital sunset. Digital sunrise. __________________ last.fm

05-25-2011, 04:35 PM	#54 (permalink)
Dayvan Cowboy Basscadet Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Antarctica Posts: 1,258	I was stuck in the fog of a million clouds. I broke through the clouds and saw a million stars and nothing else. just a floor of white and a magnificent purple sky. No angels trotted across the sky. only photons bouncing across the vast stretches of wispy cotton. I am the first to see the stars and the vast infinite stretches of the hazy glowing upper atmosphere. I gaze up, and suddenly, I snap asleep. I can feel the falling. Everything shattering around me. I stare into the blackness, until the blue begins to fade in. I fell into my own subconscious and got lost in the infinite undefined area of myself. The stars are killing me.

05-25-2011, 07:23 PM	#59 (permalink)
DoctorSoft Rocket Appliances Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 1,335	Today my father cut the masks off my forehead with his dogstooth, and beneath them lay a a scar a mile wide. He plunged his fingers into the wound and pulled out my sins, feeding them to the hellhounds. I fell to my knees and sank into the floor. Below my sisters grab between my legs. Father laughs until he cries. This is now my home and the hounds will eat forever.