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Old 06-08-2011, 09:10 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Well, have you ever been near one?
no and i don't have plan of trying to


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You may have had a traumatic experience with some local homeless woman,
nope. aside from the fact that i'm not attracted to women, i am totally against prostitution, of any kind. be it male or female prostitution.


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but I can assure you vaginas don't smell like fish (or at least not the ones that are taken care of properly).
tell that to my boardmates who keep on discussing about how they can't stand being 'downtown' their girlfriends cause of stink issues. well, i know i shouldn't believe based on word of mouth but something tells me guys doesn't lie oftenly compared to girls or gays.

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Think of it this way, don't dicks smell funny if they aren't properly taken care of?
not really. penises don't exude blood every month. they're easier to clean and even just with water, even without soap, it's enough to clean a penis. and it looks way better, personally speaking. but then again, it's my opinion. i respect yours too. different strokes for different folks.
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Old 06-08-2011, 09:14 PM   #2 (permalink)
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something tells me guys doesn't lie oftenly compared to girls or gays.
Shut the fuck. Up.
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Old 06-08-2011, 09:16 PM   #3 (permalink)
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no and i don't have plan of trying to




nope. aside from the fact that i'm not attracted to women, i am totally against prostitution, of any kind. be it male or female prostitution.




tell that to my boardmates who keep on discussing about how they can't stand being 'downtown' their girlfriends cause of stink issues. well, i know i shouldn't believe based on word of mouth but something tells me guys doesn't lie oftenly compared to girls or gays.



not really. penises don't exude blood every month. they're easier to clean and even just with water, even without soap, it's enough to clean a penis. and it looks way better, personally speaking. but then again, it's my opinion. i respect yours too. different strokes for different folks.
Err

Vaginas naturally clean themselves. Penises do not
Also, vaginas are muscles that we can exercise.
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Old 06-08-2011, 09:17 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Vaginas naturally clean themselves. Penises do not
Also, vaginas are muscles that we can exercise.
Bullshit. My penis comes with its own little car wash.
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Old 06-08-2011, 09:20 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Bullshit. My penis comes with its own little car wash.
But is it trimmed? Because shaved is a big different to non shaved in terms of smell/cleanliness.
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But is it trimmed? Because shaved is a big different to non shaved in terms of smell/cleanliness.
It also has its own little barbershop.
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Old 06-08-2011, 09:23 PM   #7 (permalink)
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It also has it's own little barbershop.
Mine comes with a liquid centre.
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Mine comes with a liquid centre.
So does mine.
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