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Old 06-09-2011, 09:48 AM   #81 (permalink)
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vagina party?

well, I don't have a vagina

if I had one, I'd keep VEGANGELICA, holly984, (the sadly missed) milano and Thom Yorke in my vagina
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what? i don't understand you. farming is for vegetables, not for meat. if ou disagree with a farming practice, you disagree on a vegetable. unless you have a different definition of farming.
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Old 06-09-2011, 09:49 AM   #82 (permalink)
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Hahaha, "I'd keep them in" makes it sound like a purse.

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Old 06-09-2011, 09:51 AM   #83 (permalink)
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or fishpurse as The Virgin thinks it smells like

i was going this entire thread - guys lie less than girls

what is he on?
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Old 06-09-2011, 09:54 AM   #84 (permalink)
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vagina party?

well, I don't have a vagina

if I had one, I'd keep VEGANGELICA, holly984, (the sadly missed) milano and Thom Yorke in my vagina
quadruple penetration, nice.

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"who lies more, guys or girls" is the opener to every girl i flirt with at the bar.
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Old 06-09-2011, 09:57 AM   #85 (permalink)
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If she responds with "Girls always lie", is she telling the truth?

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Old 06-09-2011, 09:57 AM   #86 (permalink)
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when i saw the name i thought it would've been related to the Tea Party
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Old 06-09-2011, 10:01 AM   #87 (permalink)
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Sounds like a pretty messy party. I'll bring wet naps, paper towels and my gene simmons tongue.
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Old 06-09-2011, 12:05 PM   #88 (permalink)
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Old 06-09-2011, 12:19 PM   #89 (permalink)
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vagina party?

well, I don't have a vagina

if I had one, I'd keep VEGANGELICA, holly984, (the sadly missed) milano and Thom Yorke in my vagina
That reminds me of that story within the movie Talk to Her called The Shrinking Lover.
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Old 06-09-2011, 06:21 PM   #90 (permalink)
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Best thread for a long while some awesome one sentence posts!
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