The Salami Education Thread

Salami · 03-04-2012, 02:42 AM

Because of my youthful an innocent nature, there are many things about the internet and life I and many others here won’t know. This thread is where I shall ask all my pertinent questions, and you can feel free to post some sarcastic or malicious responses, or ask your own if you feel like it.

1. I know how to use spoiler tags on here, but is there any way of using them OFF Music Banter, such as in a Word document?

2. Don’t you just hate that feeling when you come out of the shower completely wet, but then suddenly realise there’s not a towel in the place at all, so you either have to put on your clean clothes while still wet, or dash naked back to your room? Is this a defect in me or a problem common to all humans?

3. Is it wrong to post online naked whilst having that experience?

4. Is being ginger a sin I am accountable for?

5. Why is it that despite sprouts being so universally loathed are universally consumed?

6. Why is it that no matter how much running I do, I never get any better?

7. Are there any fit girls online here in my age range (17+) in the Manchester / Sheffield area?

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Salami Get in ma belly Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Derbyshire Posts: 1,385	The Salami Education Thread Because of my youthful an innocent nature, there are many things about the internet and life I and many others here won’t know. This thread is where I shall ask all my pertinent questions, and you can feel free to post some sarcastic or malicious responses, or ask your own if you feel like it. 1. I know how to use spoiler tags on here, but is there any way of using them OFF Music Banter, such as in a Word document? 2. Don’t you just hate that feeling when you come out of the shower completely wet, but then suddenly realise there’s not a towel in the place at all, so you either have to put on your clean clothes while still wet, or dash naked back to your room? Is this a defect in me or a problem common to all humans? 3. Is it wrong to post online naked whilst having that experience? 4. Is being ginger a sin I am accountable for? 5. Why is it that despite sprouts being so universally loathed are universally consumed? 6. Why is it that no matter how much running I do, I never get any better? 7. Are there any fit girls online here in my age range (17+) in the Manchester / Sheffield area?