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Old 03-09-2012, 01:29 AM   #1 (permalink)
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ayo, you ever go from tha club back to sum bitches pad an therez a littl yappy dog dat try jumpin on tha bed an lickin yo face whne you tryin to **** son?

i got dog hair all ova my fly threadz son.
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ayo, i didnt listen to dat ****, buti been huffin on paint thinner since 4 son.
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r kelly know where tha fly junior high bitchez at, respec.
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yo, what happen in tha pen stays in tha pen son. a brutha dont talk about dat **** naamean? i had tha new bloodz toss my salad, but i dont mention dat **** naamean?
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****in def son, evry extra kid you make iz anotha welfare check.

keep livin the dream an knock up sum mo bitchez. hella ganxta.
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yo son, tha dirt dawg be eatin 3 mealz wif fruit an veg, doin mad pushupz an gettin plenty o chillin time. so why iz it like woodstock 99 evry time i wipe down there?
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tha dirt dawg was too busy gettin steak and a blowjob, and by that i mean putting bitz o liver in a jam jar an pretendin it was a girls mouf.
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Old 03-11-2012, 03:45 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Isn't dirt mcgrit supposedly a member of this sites alternate account?

I'm looking at you, satchmo
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Old 03-11-2012, 03:54 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Isn't dirt mcgrit supposedly a member of this sites alternate account?

I'm looking at you, satchmo
If you're asking if I'm Dirt McGrit, I can only give you an emphatic YES, however if you're asking if I'm Dirt McGirt, I must humble myself and admit that even I am not capable of that level of genius.
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Old 03-11-2012, 03:57 PM   #4 (permalink)
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no, the first one.

Case closed.
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Old 03-15-2012, 04:48 AM   #5 (permalink)
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dats my mutha****in name

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love to flirt
dats my mutha****in game

they said 'who wants to be an mc'
im the original g.o.d.
makin young ladiez screams my specalty


all yall krackas best take my name out o yo mouf son
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Old 03-15-2012, 07:10 AM   #6 (permalink)
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oh man, actual lols
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Old 03-15-2012, 07:50 AM   #7 (permalink)
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so unbelievably dirty.
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Old 03-15-2012, 05:57 PM   #8 (permalink)
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dats my mutha****in name



dats my mutha****in game

they said 'who wants to be an mc'
im the original g.o.d.
makin young ladiez screams my specalty


all yall krackas best take my name out o yo mouf son
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Old 03-15-2012, 07:46 PM   #9 (permalink)
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yo son, tha dirt dawg be eatin 3 mealz wif fruit an veg, doin mad pushupz an gettin plenty o chillin time. so why iz it like woodstock 99 evry time i wipe down there?
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yo, what happen in tha pen stays in tha pen son. a brutha dont talk about dat **** naamean? i had tha new bloodz toss my salad, but i dont mention dat **** naamean?
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Actually, I like you a lot, Nea. That's why I treat you like ****. It's the MB way.

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