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Old 04-09-2012, 03:31 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Message away please girls,
Jackx
Why you should choose me;

I'm a local lass, single and seeeeexxxxy.
I like good bands.

I'm a classy bird that demands respect. (only puts out on 2nd date)

I'm really good at;
Air guitar
Hiding stuff
Not taking **** from anyone
Partying and having a good time.

Favourite Books, Films and TV programmes;
Viz
All pornography
Anything by CBBC

Politics;
Thinking about how the government has ****ed me over so many times.
It's why I never vote LOL

Dislikes;
My ****ty ex husband and his crappy child support payments
Domestic violence

Likes;
Pearl Jam

Looking for;
New friends, short term partners, casual sex.

Hit my inbox, big boy
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Old 04-09-2012, 03:38 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Inbox me. I may be a straight-ish man, but I can show you things you've never seen before.
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Old 04-09-2012, 03:42 PM   #23 (permalink)
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Greetings CobainR.I.P BlackSpirit93, allow me to introduce myself;

My name is Noel
I had a dream about you, you ring my bell
I've got gym class in half an hour
oh how CobainRIP BlackSpirit93 rocks
In Keds and tube socks
but you don't know who I am
And you don't give a damn about me

That was until you sent me a message saying;

I want two tickets to Pearl Jam baby
come with me, June, don't say maybe
I'm just a 'grunge rocker' baby...like you.

I shall return your message shortly.
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Old 04-09-2012, 03:43 PM   #24 (permalink)
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Why you should choose me;

I'm a local lass, single and seeeeexxxxy.
I like good bands.

I'm a classy bird that demands respect. (only puts out on 2nd date)

I'm really good at;
Air guitar
Hiding stuff
Not taking **** from anyone
Partying and having a good time.

Favourite Books, Films and TV programmes;
Viz
All pornography
Anything by CBBC

Politics;
Thinking about how the government has ****ed me over so many times.
It's why I never vote LOL

Dislikes;
My ****ty ex husband and his crappy child support payments
Domestic violence

Likes;
Pearl Jam

Looking for;
New friends, short term partners, casual sex.

Hit my inbox, big boy
Yeah, I'm all of that, except I'll put out on the first date. I'll even cyber? I give a great virtual hand job. I'm 32DD, and I look a bit like Eddie Vedder circa '92. Some would refer to me as a slut, I just see myself as a good time gal.
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Old 04-09-2012, 03:44 PM   #25 (permalink)
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Yeah, I'm all of that, except I'll put out on the first date. I'll even cyber? I give a great virtual hand job. I'm 32DD, and I look a bit like Eddie Vedder circa '92. Some would refer to me as a slut, I just see myself as a good time gal.
Get back, bitch!!!
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Old 04-09-2012, 03:55 PM   #26 (permalink)
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Why you should choose me;

I'm a local lass, single and seeeeexxxxy.
I like good bands.

I'm a classy bird that demands respect. (only puts out on 2nd date)

I'm really good at;
Air guitar
Hiding stuff
Not taking **** from anyone
Partying and having a good time.

Favourite Books, Films and TV programmes;
Viz
All pornography
Anything by CBBC

Politics;
Thinking about how the government has ****ed me over so many times.
It's why I never vote LOL

Dislikes;
My ****ty ex husband and his crappy child support payments
Domestic violence

Likes;
Pearl Jam

Looking for;
New friends, short term partners, casual sex.

Hit my inbox, big boy
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Old 04-09-2012, 03:57 PM   #27 (permalink)
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I'm up for it, so long as we can play Kurt Cobain Guitar Hero at your place first

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Old 04-09-2012, 05:32 PM   #28 (permalink)
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Why you should choose me;

I'm a local lass, single and seeeeexxxxy.
I like good bands.

I'm a classy bird that demands respect. (only puts out on 2nd date)

I'm really good at;
Air guitar
Hiding stuff
Not taking **** from anyone
Partying and having a good time.

Favourite Books, Films and TV programmes;
Viz
All pornography
Anything by CBBC

Politics;
Thinking about how the government has ****ed me over so many times.
It's why I never vote LOL

Dislikes;
My ****ty ex husband and his crappy child support payments
Domestic violence

Likes;
Pearl Jam

Looking for;
New friends, short term partners, casual sex.

Hit my inbox, big boy


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Old 04-09-2012, 11:49 PM   #29 (permalink)
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look i wouldn't ever go to a Pearl Jam gig even if I was a lovely lass

not saying i ain't, but still
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Old 04-10-2012, 06:54 AM   #30 (permalink)
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****ing creepy thread dude. Just sayin.
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