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Old 04-10-2012, 09:57 AM   #41 (permalink)
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He said a lovely girl not just any slut who wants a free meal. Take me instead. Ill impress your parents and make it worthwhile on the 3rd date.
look, i can make it worthwhile on the 2nd, impress your parents, clean your room and cook your dinner

what else do you want? huh? huh? huh?

except take me to a Nirvana gig and not a Pearl Jam gig
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Old 04-10-2012, 10:49 AM   #42 (permalink)
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look, i can make it worthwhile on the 2nd, impress your parents, clean your room and cook your dinner

what else do you want? huh? huh? huh?

except take me to a Nirvana gig and not a Pearl Jam gig
Dude, you can't win with just yourself. I say we make a joint offer to give it up on the first date, and we clean his room...naked.
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Old 04-10-2012, 10:59 AM   #43 (permalink)
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Dude, you can't win with just yourself. I say we make a joint offer to give it up on the first date, and we clean his room...naked.
you mean like a Human Caterpillar sort of thing? or cross-country skiing?
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Old 04-10-2012, 11:08 AM   #44 (permalink)
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you mean like a Human Caterpillar sort of thing? or cross-country skiing?
Sounds filthy and disease prone. I'm in.
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Old 04-10-2012, 12:38 PM   #45 (permalink)
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kinda barking up the wrong tree in this forum

girls here are into electronica, dance, jazz, post-rock, "jam" and classical

not grunge
I like grunge :c
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Old 04-10-2012, 01:29 PM   #46 (permalink)
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He said a lovely girl not just any slut who wants a free meal. Take me instead. Ill impress your parents and make it worthwhile on the 3rd date.
You don't put out on the first date? Forget it.
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Old 04-10-2012, 01:52 PM   #47 (permalink)
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You don't put out on the first date? Forget it.
In all seriousness I dont think most girls do. That or im just doing something wrong on dates.
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Old 04-10-2012, 07:44 PM   #48 (permalink)
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Sounds filthy and disease prone. I'm in.
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Old 04-30-2012, 03:55 PM   #49 (permalink)
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Hey y'all, hope everyones well, my names Jack and Im a grunge rocker from England, 18 years old. Kurt Cobain and Eddie Vedder are my inspirations in life, such powerful meaningful music, with true emotion, grunge rock forever, and Rest in Peace Kurt Cobain.
Nirvana are my ultimate favourite band, alongside Pearl Jam, Alice in Chains, Ozzy Osbourne etc.

Anyway on topic, I have two tickets to Pearl Jams gig in Manchester, England, in June, and Im searching for a kind beautiful girl who is into grunge music or just Pearl Jam, to share the experience with. Im so hyped but I dont want to go alone, so girls, if you are interested please hit me up on Facebook - Jack Snell, went to Skegness Grammar School, from Tembisa Gauteng.

I dont expect any payment, this is an invitation and being with a lovely girl at the gig means more to me than money. Also Im not a creep, please dont judge me, Im a kind genuine guy and Im quite willing to meet up before the gig, so you can get to know me better.

Message away please girls,
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Old 04-30-2012, 07:58 PM   #50 (permalink)
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