Need a Kind, Lovely Girl To Invite To The Pearl Jam Gig, Manchester,UK
 

Hey y'all, hope everyones well, my names Jack and Im a grunge rocker from England, 18 years old. Kurt Cobain and Eddie Vedder are my inspirations in life, such powerful meaningful music, with true emotion, grunge rock forever, and Rest in Peace Kurt Cobain.
Nirvana are my ultimate favourite band, alongside Pearl Jam, Alice in Chains, Ozzy Osbourne etc.

Anyway on topic, I have two tickets to Pearl Jams gig in Manchester, England, in June, and Im searching for a kind beautiful girl who is into grunge music or just Pearl Jam, to share the experience with. Im so hyped but I dont want to go alone, so girls, if you are interested please hit me up on Facebook - Jack Snell, went to Skegness Grammar School, from Tembisa Gauteng.

I dont expect any payment, this is an invitation and being with a lovely girl at the gig means more to me than money. Also Im not a creep, please dont judge me, Im a kind genuine guy and Im quite willing to meet up before the gig, so you can get to know me better.

Message away please girls,
Jackx :hphones:

damn bro

This spam is too worthwhile to delete.

Please dont upset me man, Im absolutely serious, this isnt spam, I genuinely need a lovely girl to invite with me

I'll go with you.

Given that you are in Boston Masachusettes, and you probably arent a female Pearl Jam fan Im afraid not x
I really do mean this though, I need a kind lovely girl with an interest in grunge rock or Pearl Jam, in the UK, to enjoy the gig with, so Im not lonely the entire time.
Genuine posts from now on please everyone
Jackx

Sorry man but I don't think any lovely girls are gonna take you up on your offer especially since you're asking them over a music forum. You're probably better off searching in real life.

Name your favourite Green River song and I'll go with you ;) x

Grunge is dead, man. Wasn't really a legitimate genre in the first place.

Seems that I was wrong.
http://www.musicbanter.com/rock-meta...hester-uk.html

Maybe in 1993

I'm the biggest Pearl Jam fan on the forum, I can look beautiful for a Pearl Jam ticket.

@ Zero, my favourite Green River songs are Come on Down and Unwind x Please add me on Facebook and we can speak more

Unknown Soldier are you a guy or a girl,
Keep posting people,
Jackx :hphones:

And I dont appreciate some troll duplicating this thread to make it look illegitimate, this is absolutely genuine, I need a lovely girl to go to the Pearl Jam gig with so please ignore the other guys thread, thank you

Whats being in Boston got to do with this? And I don't expect you to get a lot of women if you accuse them of not being women. Jerk.

Tell him you put out on a first date, Brennan!

Edit: *Brenda

Are you a serial killer? Don't worry, I won't tell anyone if you are.:pssst:

@the OP. Post a photo please. I have standards.

Jayshreddz?

Isn't this what the "Personals" section of Craigslist is for? Why are you wasting our time here?

Will do, after I take a shower ;) x

Why you should choose me;

I'm a local lass, single and seeeeexxxxy.
I like good bands.

I'm a classy bird that demands respect. (only puts out on 2nd date)

I'm really good at;
Air guitar
Hiding stuff
Not taking **** from anyone
Partying and having a good time.

Favourite Books, Films and TV programmes;
Viz
All pornography
Anything by CBBC

Politics;
Thinking about how the government has ****ed me over so many times.
It's why I never vote LOL

Dislikes;
My ****ty ex husband and his crappy child support payments
Domestic violence :(

Likes;
Pearl Jam ;)

Looking for;
New friends, short term partners, casual sex.

Hit my inbox, big boy ;)

Inbox me. I may be a straight-ish man, but I can show you things you've never seen before.

Greetings CobainR.I.P BlackSpirit93, allow me to introduce myself;

My name is Noel
I had a dream about you, you ring my bell
I've got gym class in half an hour
oh how CobainRIP BlackSpirit93 rocks
In Keds and tube socks
but you don't know who I am
And you don't give a damn about me

That was until you sent me a message saying;

I want two tickets to Pearl Jam baby
come with me, June, don't say maybe
I'm just a 'grunge rocker' baby...like you.

I shall return your message shortly.

Yeah, I'm all of that, except I'll put out on the first date. I'll even cyber? I give a great virtual hand job. I'm 32DD, and I look a bit like Eddie Vedder circa '92. Some would refer to me as a slut, I just see myself as a good time gal.

Get back, bitch!!! :bringit:

I'm up for it, so long as we can play Kurt Cobain Guitar Hero at your place first

http://images.encyclopediadramatica....GuitarHero.jpg

:laughing:

I'd quote this but I would get ostracized.

look i wouldn't ever go to a Pearl Jam gig even if I was a lovely lass

not saying i ain't, but still

****ing creepy thread dude. Just sayin.

^^him looking for a date or him liking Pearl Jam?

Looking for a date. Pearl Jam are OK.

kinda barking up the wrong tree in this forum

girls here are into electronica, dance, jazz, post-rock, "jam" and classical

not grunge

@ OP

I may be a dude, but I'll still give you head in the parking lot for a Pearl Jam ticket.

^^you're a real slut

:pssst:erm, what would you do for a Hammerfall ticket?

I'd let you stick your **** in my *** and ***** it around while ****ing your *******.

TMI, dude, TMI

do it in PM, next time

Wuss.

ha ha ha

anyway, i think the thread starter already left

we're all much creepier than he is

He said a lovely girl not just any slut who wants a free meal. Take me instead. Ill impress your parents and make it worthwhile on the 3rd date.