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The Batlord 04-10-2012 09:03 AM
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Originally Posted by Vanilla (Post 1176068)
Honey I still want to go! You don't mind that I'm a coke whore prostitute do you? I promise I'm still lovely, and if you pay me you can have whatever you like.

PM me if you are still keen!

P.s. I don't bite. ;)
You should see what she does when you put a line of coke on your man shank. ;)

Burning Down 04-10-2012 11:57 AM
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Originally Posted by Howard the Duck (Post 1176298)
i know

just playing along - :bonkhead:
Yeah I know now, only saw your post in there after I posted in this thread :o:

WWWP 04-10-2012 11:59 AM
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Originally Posted by TheBig3 (Post 1176269)
No, are you kidding me? If you asked me to take you there I'd never call again.
Our relationship is so complex.

FETCHER. 04-10-2012 12:07 PM
Some banging for afters?

The Batlord 04-10-2012 12:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Aurora (Post 1176361)
Some banging in the rafters?
I don't know why, but this made me laugh. :p:

FETCHER. 04-10-2012 12:12 PM
Even better. If there's no banging in the rafters then I revoke my name.

The Batlord 04-10-2012 12:17 PM
We'll need some kind of harness and a pulley system...and some glow in the dark condoms, just in case it's dark up in the rafters.

Burning Down 04-10-2012 01:31 PM
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1176366)
We'll need some kind of harness and a pulley system...and some glow in the dark condoms, just in case it's dark up in the rafters.
Well, here's the condoms: Global Protection Corp.: Night Light Condoms

Goofle 04-10-2012 01:55 PM
I have a spare ticket, but I am taking Unchained Ballad.

PoorOldPo 04-10-2012 02:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Aurora (Post 1176364)
Even better. If there's no banging in the rafters then I revoke my name.
It actually sounds kind of romantic. In a dusty, roofy kind of way.


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