Stupid Things You Google
 

https://www.google.com/history/

get on it

"Do mermaids lay eggs"
"Why do I hate Dave Eggers"
"busy busy busy frosty the snowman"
"harp with buttons"
"how to tell if imitation soy meat has gone bad"
"crazy lego creations"
"how to find band members on craigslist"
"different kinds of rocks"
"what's a good birthday present to get your best friend"
"Sublime is awful, right?

"Oresund Space Collective Entering into the Space Country mediafire"

No matter how many times I google it, I guess it's just not available to pirates. :/

I don't even know why that's so funny. :laughing:

"why can't I poop?"
"why are my boobs cold?"
"how many calories does anal sex burn?"
"How come women can't get mail order husbands"
"hot meat injection"
"Why wont my cat leave me alone"

" Is it wrong to sleep with your step dad when your mom dies? "

" Why does my husband wear panties?"

the history of jawbreakers was great!

You read that? I'm losing my touch man.

A couple of years ago, before I ever got kissed, I used to google stuff like "what does kissing feel like?" :laughing:

You should've just walked up to a random guy in a club or something and done the deed. Girls can get away with that kind of stuff.

I thought about it once and never acted on it. Too shy and I decided that it wasn't such a huge deal after all. Like, I had gone almost 20 years without kissing anyone and I decided that I would be "forever alone" lol

I'm really unfunny. I tried to find something silly and I can't.

I'm the same. I only google actors and lyrics. The best I could come up with was "list of kevin bacon films".

"David Copperfield's rape island"
"Jim Cornette Dairy Queen incident"
"How to make a tuna melt"
"What the fuck should I do with my life?"
"Piss and vinegar origin"
"Straight edge Juggalos?"
"Bitchinest road trip songs"

The last things I googled:

"yog-sothoth band"
"the potato juice man"
"i can't get high"
"obscure screamo"
"ted bundy"
"hot and cold at the same time"
"lowest point on land"
"highest point in skyrim"

"Two-hybrid screening"
"ncbi primer blast"
"Primer designing tool"
"are promoter sequences transcribed in rna?"
"loveless remastered"
"testing primer efficiency for a low copy number target"
"plant biology 2012 austin"
" are you afraid of the dark"

Jesus, I'm a nerd...

That's totally okay. I'm studying for my Anthropology exam that's on Wednesday, and currently have the following terms in my search history:

"Carolus Linnaeus"
"Taxonomic categories"
"Gene polymorphism"
"DNA vs. RNA"
"Mitochondrial DNA"
"Genotypes and phenotypes"
"Mendel's Law of Segregation"
"promoter sequences in human DNA"
"Old World monkeys and New World monkeys"
"Polygenic traits"
"Dominant and recessive traits in humans"
"DNA relationship between Homo Neanderthalensis and humans"

Yeah, I have an interesting life.

Yeah I google everything, so it's all just things I want to know.
The best I could come up with was "Let me clear my throat."

Why would you possibly want Loveless remastered?!

You don't? It's been painstakingly analyzed by Kevin Shields himself and he had such a hard time deciding how he wanted to hear that there are 2 different versions. Hell yeah I'll listen to that.

Does anyjuan else google themselves? I apparently do a lot.

I do. It's hard to find anything juicy about myself tho.

I've done that. I like to see my publications. My 7th grade math class's website is also apparently still up... So 13 year old me is still floating around on the net.

I do also. It makes me think that I will never, ever be gainfully employed.

"Jeff Goldblum"
"DO DO DO lyrics"
"what do lemurs eat?"
"free pope medallions"
"what time is it?"

Watch out or you'll end up with hairy palms.

Lmao Dayna at "What time is it"

"sex panther"
"my house is gonna look like a ****in' werewolf"
"dad stop bullying my mates"
"johnny quids bong and lighter"
"the jewish"

I'm extremely boring, apparently I only google movie quotes, music, and things I'm interested in :laughing:

Oh my god. I'm so embarrassed that my Googling has a stored history...

"do women poo when they give birth?"
"can I live in England with a European passport?"
"furbies"
"zac effron penis"
"queef"
"why does my dog have stinky farts?"

and the worst of all...

"one direction lyrics"

the "Ted Bundy" search has probably been performed about 400 times within the past month or so.

by me. :pssst:

"daft punk discovery"
"patronising"
"All in favour, say aye or I?!"
"lets get high lyrics"
"what's wrong with mediafire?"
"the courtyard, glasgow"

"stupid things you google" - Mainly ideas for this thread

This is the best Google history so far. Why'd you want to look up Zac Efron's penis? :D

You can pause the whole search history thing if you wanted to though. Then it would stop recording everything you look for.

i'm a bit of a hypochondriac so i google whatever symptoms i think i'm having and read the diagnosis on pretty much accurate medical sites

so far, I think i have the East Nile Virus, Epstein-Barr Virus, "koro", tachycardia, menopause, anxiety attacks (this one is probably the most accurate), COPD, Jacob-Cruetzfeld Disease (Mad Cow Disease)

anything but the Bubonic plague, really

it's a hard life being a hypochondriac

I don't know how Google suggestions are ranked but if you type "Can I get pregnant" the number two suggestion just below "Can I get pregnant during my period" is "Can I get pregnant from my dog" and above "Can I get pregnant while breastfeeding". Disturbing...